everyone talks about Jacob being a himbo and even Nick and Dylan but those two nerds ain't himbos
Ryan has snuck under the himbo radar for far too long.
Ryan is HOT and STUPID AS HELL and I'm TIRED of pretending he isn't arguably the densest character beside Jacob.
Boy asked Dylan if power tools could help with the radio, hottie was more willing to believe that a bear cut the phone lines than a person. Bestie saw Nick miraculously healing and said "oh nice I guess he wasn't that hurt after all" like he didn't have his hands over the gaping wound on Nicks leg.
When Dylan asks him why Mr H has a gun and Ryan says Chris told him it was for bears and that the reason there were no bears was because Chris shot them all/scared them all off with the gun. You can literally see him processing that information once he says it out loud, realising he believed a stupid lie.
boy's a straight up dumbass and I'm GLAD. He's my son, he's my fiance, he's my neighbour I'm kind of concerned about, he's everything to me.









