#tracy pls

[redlizardfather]

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn’t live there? ( mrstracybond )

        SEND MORSE INTENTIONALLY STUPID QUESTIONS!    /    @mrstracybond

        "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?" What has he done to deserve this? Is it too much to ask to be allowed to do his crossword in peace? "Is there nobody else you can ask these questions?"

[daughterdrakes]

i present: the most powerful image ever created

[ohcrackerjacks]

so there’s this girl on line play that i’ve been chatting with and she likes to flirt with me a lot but she never tells me her age like sweetie i am 21 and i cannot flirt back with you if you’re like 16 i will get arrested

[its-a-process-not-perfection]

THAT MOMENT WHEN YOURE HAVING A CRISIS AND YOUR THERAPIST WONT TEXT YOU BACK

[agothvampire]

wheredidthpartygo replied to your post “tag that ugly white boy from fob!!!”

Are u talking about andy Patrick or joe??

IM SCREAMING IM TALKING ABT THE WHITE BOY ON THE COVER OF AB/AP

[aph-jackassarchives-blog]

cousin who also plays assassin's creed: so, who's your favorite character?

me: i--

sister: she likes connor kenway

sister: she has the hots for the native american guy

[ladychraelix]

Rae your husband's an idiot who doesn't even know when his own birthday is it's november 24 and he just decided he only needed one of the 1's for the months sections and /flops

[transwhiz]

"Snack. Now."

im not even hungry though and i still have to pack