Jan 31, 2019
Dragonism #442
Any guesses what the dictating doctor MEANT to say when the Dragon software transcribed this sentence?
“The CT scan showed a transverse: Massive questionable etiology.”
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Dragonism #442
Any guesses what the dictating doctor MEANT to say when the Dragon software transcribed this sentence?
“The CT scan showed a transverse: Massive questionable etiology.”
End Turd the Dragon III: C’est chis
What my colleague dictated in the visit note: “Consulted Dr. Smith about the case and he is recommending evaluation at the ER.”
What Dragon (the voice-recognition software) heard: “Consulted Dr. Smith about the quesadillas recommending evaluation at the ER.”
tout de suite, dear transcriber, tout de suite 😂
Beware of Dangerous Transcription Errors in Medical Records
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My favourite live transcription errors in the NPR fact check
Clinton: I think dump just criticized me for preparing for this debate.
Holt: Mr. Jumper
Trump: November carry much about.
Holt: From a question is, Secretary Clinton, is a ghost you.
Clinton: Well, I think cyber security -- cyber warfare Wii one of the biggest challenges facing the next president because clearly, we're facing, this one, two different kinds of adversaries.
Trump: I do want to say that I and I was is endorsed and there'll be -- animal in general endorse me to leave this country. That does happen, and many more coming. And I'm very proud of it. In addition, I was is endorsed by ice. Would never endorse anybody before -- an immigration. I was just endorsed by ice.
Trump: So when Secretary Clinton talked about this, I mean, I think I'm herbals.
Trump: What I got in, the wedding I was a disaster. And crisis was something. Chocolate taking them out. To be doing a long time. To try and pick them up her longtime.
Clinton: What I hope the packages are turning up the volume and really working hard Donald supported the patient of a rock.
Trump: Number two I said the very strongly that metal can be obsolete because I was a very strong about this.
Trump: For the van so I ran on the puppy to the Wall Street Journal.
Trump: The ethanol CO -- the other day behind the blue screen I don't know who you're talking to Secretary Clinton but you are totally out of control.
Holt: Which leads minus question is the end of our lack segment hear the sound oscilloscope.
Trump: Mustard would like advocacy.
End Turd the Dragon II - The Dragonism Returns
What the radiologist meant to dictate in the xray report: “Findings are consistent with post-traumatic osteoarthritis of the knee.”
What Dragon (the voice-recognition software) heard: “Findings are consistent with posterior metastatic gastroenteritis of the knee.”
A hilarious collection!
Link submitted by a follower on the Official Cranquis Facebook Fan Page -- thanks, Roberta! :)
"2. Examination of genitalia reveals the patient is circus sized."