Transformer animated skits… w/more parental megs + his dead conjunx.
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Bumblebee: sari, prowl… if we die, there’s something I have to confess.
Prowl: is it the fact you love us? Cause I’m confessing the same thing.
Bumblebee: yes but not that, truth is… I’m related to megatron, my dad/mom is the tyrant of koan.
Prowl, shocked beyond relief:
Sari: … can it be something I don’t know already?
Bumblebee & prowl: YOU KNEW?!!?!?
Scrapper, looking through megatron’s photos: *whistles* take a look at her.
Mixmaster: wow… she’s ain’t a sports care but she’s hot, who is she?
Scrapper, shrugs: dunno, hey boss who’s this? She’s gorgeous.
Megatron: that’s my late conjunx.. in human terms she’s my wedded. *takes photo back and leaves*
Mixmaster: … that’s one hell of a lucky mech right there.
Scrapper: definitely… do you think she has friends?
Sari: ok bee, truth or dare?
Bumblebee: hmm… imma say truth. I don’t want to visit ratchet with warped armour again.
Sari: out of all the girls of your planet we’ve met who do you think is the prettiest?
Bumblebee: good question… I’m gonna say my carrier. Arachnia and arcee are a close second.
Bumblebee: yeah! Before I formed my carrier got an upgrade that made mechs turn. *shows sari a picture of his carrier* mom/dad sent it to me before I went to autobot camp
Sari: wow… she is so stunning! Are any of the girls jealous?
Bumblebee: I dunno, i never showed it to anyone… besides bulkhead, wasp accidentally and now you.
Shockwave, contacting megatron:
Megatron: is there a reason why you’re contacting me at this joor?
Shockwave: my lord. There seems to be a relation between you and the bumblebee.
Megatron: well, he is my son and heir- wait… how did you learn about my child?
Shockwave, rubbing the back of his helm: : I heard your voice when bumblebee had called. I recognise your voice… but why d-16 lord megatron?
Megatron: … you’re not the only one with another identity. D-16 is my old designation, the autobots aren’t really the wiser-.
Random bot: sooo… how did you and the tyrant became a thing?
Shutter: I dunno, the writer hasn’t figured it out yet, one way too many possibilities.
Shutter: … ok, I kind of hijacked a ride without any of them noticing, do not ask how I got on the ship. I don’t remember myself.
Sentinel: *shouts and insults bumblebee and bulkhead before leaving*
Bumblebee: I’m fine, just worried. My dad/mom has sentinel on his death list.
Bulkhead: … don’t you mean-.
Bumblebee: no, I don’t mean hit list. Dad/mom said and I quote. “That false prime does not deserve mercy, bots like him deserve to melt in the deepest firey pits where darkness reigns and no light of primus shall shine upon him.”
Bumblebee: … yeah my dad/mom loathes sentinel. *shrugs* he’s also a bit poetic at times.
Bulkhead, internally: primus. I hope no one else on this crew is on that death list.
Bumblebee: *doing absolutely anything outside of base*
Lugnut: my prince. I’ve come to take you home.
Bumblebee: oh for primus, sake. Do you ever give up, Lugnut?
Lugnut: as megatron’s proud lieutenant! I do not.
Bumblebee: your lucky sentinel is coming tomorrow, let’s go. I’ll treat you to some energon smoothies if you don’t tell starscream.
Lugnut: i’ll take it as a win. Also what’s a smoothie-.
Bumblebee: … you ok? You’re hovering over me more than Optimus.
Ratchet: your own sire is megatron, the tyrant of koan.
Bumblebee: … who told you.. that?
Ratchet: kid, energon levels don’t lie, it matches the warlord, point is megatron and the decepticons will be after you a lot more than usual if they learn your his heir, I know you can take care of yourself out there but… as I said, you need all the help you can get, kid.
Bumblebee: … ok ratchet. Don’t tell Optimus though… he’d flip about my sire being megatron.
Ratchet: i won’t and he will… you’re taking this relatively easy for somebody who has found out.
Bumblebee: it’s because I already knew. Doesn’t really take rocket science to know your own mom’s/dad’s scowl.
Ratchet: ah alright then-. YOU KNEW?!
Black arachnia, before: no hesitation, mechs are very easy.
Black arachnia after: no hesitation. *looks to bumblebee* … ok there’s some hesitation with the little guy, right there.
Bumblebee: hey! I’m not little!
Optimus, internally: why’s almost every decepticon hesitant with attacking bumblebee lately?!
Ghost!Starscream: I killed you. And you. Killed me.
Primus: prowl why’d you kill that guy?
Shutter, out of nowhere: mother fragger! He KILLED HIMSELF-!
Primus: where do you keep coming from?!
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Phew… next set of skits are done until the next wave.
I also apologise if shutter is a bit ooc (and dead-) … I wanted to make sure she matches bumblebee’s personality and energy considering she is his semi-canon mom and… I don’t really want to change much about her…
*slouched in defeat* except I have no clue what her alt mode looks like… her helm changed also cause…*shrugs* heritage, she also deserves to be pretty-.
… if anybody wants to ask about the parental megatron series franchise or… anything really, my ask box is very much opened for questioning. (+ I always wanted to know your thoughts about it)
Here’s the first (first skit) and the second (second skit)