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The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
i’m desperate huhu
Please give me some inspiration oh great duck of creativity
… ah, what the hell. I need a bit more creativity anyway

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Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
i’m desperate huhu
Please give me some inspiration oh great duck of creativity
… ah, what the hell. I need a bit more creativity anyway
Scientific experiment.
According to the internet 40% of transformers fans are girls, which I find hard to believe cause I’ve never meet another female transformers fan in my life, so for the sake of science let’s figure this out.
If your a transformers fan are you a girl or boy
boy
girl
non binary
not a transformer fan
*shrugs* Non-binary.
Plus I get misgendered a LOT in real life, even before I found out about myself.
Kinda funny that people think otherwise and then immediately get my assigned birth gender wrong anyway despite trying to tell them the truth…
it’s why I don’t tell them anything now and watch them crash out over something that’s never a problem in the first place.
Scary cave, reveal the truth
Part 3.5
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“ we had limited options, but now we have NONE! So thanks for that!”
“No son or daughter of cybertron is born without a cog.” Alpha trion stated, making the four helms turn to the older mech and d stepped forward towards him. “Oh, yeah. I've been with myself since I came online and--.” D bangs his fist on his chest.
D bangs his fist on his chest, gesturing the cog hole. “--this slots always been empty.” He finished as elita walked up next to d-16, with b-127 in her arms.
“So… what you’re saying is….” She paused, looking down at her own with bee doing the same, placing his tiny servo on his chassis. “No. No way!” Bee screamed, shaking his helm.
“No one can be that evil. Not even sentinel… right?” He asked, looking up at Orion, elita and d-16. They each held their own expression but it tells them everything they need to know. “I’m afraid so… if your cog isn’t present as well.”
There was no exchange, no sound other than bee’s whimpers, orion’s shushes as he held the sparkling in his arms and d-16’s intense venting.
If you were handcuffed to your girl blorbo with magical unbreakable handcuffs for 24h, would you be okay with this?
I trust her, I’ll be fine
I trust her, but it’ll be a stressful 24h
It depends on what kind of day we’re having
This is gonna suck…
Other/nuance
Arcee… I trust her, but I’m terrified of heights
The unexpected on the nemesis.
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Megatron is in a bit of a slump.
Out of all the things he has to deal with, he never thought writers block would be one of them, it’s honestly a bit pretentious if you ask him.
This month’s creative writing was supposed to be about the fiery passion of victory, where they shall prevail no matter how many losses they have endured, that kind of lose is the fuel that feeds the flame!
…. But he can’t think of anything that can actually ignite his creativity. ‘Soundwave was right, we should’ve never done today’s energon raid.’
Tumblr added a bunch of tracking shit to share urls, so now ill teach you how to get rid of them
if you copy a url by sharing on the website, the link will look like this
getting rid of tracking in these is easy, just delete everything after the question mark and you are golden
in the case for the app, its slightly more complicated
first you have to delete at. that appears before tumblr(.)com the other tracking shit on this one has a lot more info, so please, clean app urls. after the first set of numbers, there's a / you have to delete everything after it
a clean Tumblr url should look like this
blog safely
Removing this garbage makes posts embed on discord btw
*eye twitch*
… I fucking hate this.
more music because i am going back to school onthe 23rd NO I DON’T WANT SUMMER TO END so i’m making the most of it by. Mucking around in bandlab and on my piano
👀
Why do I love this more than I should
Do you have an ao3 or other fanfiction account? It would help to keep your work organized and easily accessible!
I like your mega-dad au but its a bit hard to navigate-
N-no I don’t, I’m thinking about getting an account though but I don’t think I’m ready just yet.
As for the mess, I am so sorry I’ll see to it that it’ll get cleaned up if I remember, but only for like…. Actual story series, the skits however stay messy since there isn’t a lot of context.
I’ll try to keep my stories on here more accessible and more organised here.
I honestly have a much different plan for when I finally decided to start on ao3 but other than that, I’ll try and properly organise my stuff here to the best of my ability….
Feral con madness!!
(Part 3-3)
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“M-my lord! Mercy!”
Starscream cried, grasping at the bigger mech’s servo around his neck guard. “I beg you!”
He gasps, the feral leader grumbled low as his denta bared with an animalistic growl, optics dark and piercing.
Bumblebee watched from where he was dropped from the seeker, he tried to move but his frame didn’t respond… he couldn’t move, he didn’t want to move.
his frame shook and his optics unfocused on the scene in front of him.
He thought about every possible outcome, every decision and every action that he made that would probably turn him into scrap metal once he switches-.
Fell in love in October.
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Stephanie paced back and forth outside their area.
She had been doing this a lot for a very long time now, in her hands is a simple wild flower she picked up next to one of the old cabins.
And Stephanie is so VERY nervous about this. Courtship is supposed to be a man’s job normally… unless you’re in Japan according to terry, whatever that means-.
Stephanie shook her head and groaned, if she could, she’d throwing her head up in frustration. But alas her head is attached so she can’t be literal in her approach-.
“Hey Steph!”
You've been turned into a mythical creature, spin the wheel to see which one!
Are you happy with it?
^^^^^^
https://wheelofnames.com/5k9-xsu
Are you happy with it?
yes!! I love it
yes!
It's okay I guess
no
NO.
results/other
(if you don't consider some of these mythical creatures please don't come for me)
I got turned into a gorgan, I can live with that.
Tf g1 skits: some good ol’ fashioned parent megs
Note: a lot of it might be kidnap to adopt… so-
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*kidnap to adopt au*
Bumblebee, struggling: whatever you want, I won’t be willing!
Megatron: oh, you’ll be willing, I’ll make it.
Bumblebee, slightly scared:
Megatron, bringing out the paper work: just sign this, that’s all I need from you.
Bumblebee: … are these adoption papers?
Megatron, delighted: yes! It’s come to my attention that you don’t have a caretaker and I would be glad to be your sire, just sign here please.
Bumblebee:
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*kidnap to adopt au*
Starscream, entering: megatron, please tell Soundwave to stop.
Soundwave, following behind: [Soundwave] has no recollection of this event.
Megatron: stop what?
Starscream: stop Soundwave trying to adopt more cassettes! We already have two of those brats to deal with!
Megatron: oh, no that one’s on me actually. That adoption paperwork is mine.
Soundwave:
Starscream:
Starscream & Soundwave: w h a t?
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Bumblebee: Hey dad/mom I have a question.
Megatron, drinking energon tea: shoot.
Bumblebee: with that time where you had the heart of cybertron… why were you all lying down on the ground with empty energon cubes around you?
Megatron:
Megatron: uhhh, we kind of celebrated our little victory during that time-.
Bumblebee: you guys were drunk weren’t you?
Megatron: yes we were drunk, however! I ain’t a lightweight!
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*Kidnap to adopt au*
Ironhide: darn decepticon scum! Once I get my hands on’ em!
Spike: easy now ironhide, we just gotta tell Optimus what happened.
Ironhide: yeah, yer’ right. Hope bumblebee will be alright.
*later at the decepticon base*
Bumblebee, eating homemade energon cookies:
Megatron, on the other side of their interrogation table: … any good?
Bumblebee: tastes like home…. But no, I’m still not signing those papers so you can adopt me.
Megatron: blasted! Foiled again!
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*kidnap to adopt au… again-*
Bumblebee, just woke up: morning guys! *yawns* what did I miss?
Tracks: first of all: we got a new human friend.
Bumblebee: nice! Whats the second thing?
Tracks: Megatron threatened me to give you this before he fled.
Bumblebee: throw that away, those are adoption papers that I will not sign.
Tracks:
Bumblebee:
Tracks: why is this a regular thing for you?
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*season 4 shenanigans*
Bumblebee, visiting the decepticons memorial: … hey dad, it’s me. Hi Thundercracker, Skywarp… some seeker’s peds I don’t recognise.
Ghost! Starscream: ahem.
Bumblebee:
Ghost! Starscream:
Bumblebee: ok never mind, hi starscream’s peds-. Wait! You’re dead?!
Ghost! Starscream: indeed bug, now scram.
Bumblebee: not right now! I’m visiting and mourning my sire you scrap!
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*turned into a sparkling au*
Megatron: you wished to see me, Soundwave-.
Baby bee: *gurgling and cooing while grabbing at his peds*
Soundwave: [megatron]: this is the emergency. [Decepticons]: don’t have the protocol to dealing with autobot this young-… [megatron?]
Megatron, already holding a giggling baby bee: hi there~! N’aww you’re so adorable~, yes you are~!
Soundwave:
Starscream:
Soundwave: [queary]: is this a dream?
Starscream: nope, not even my brain can’t make this scrap up.
———
*kidnap to adopt au*
Megatron: autobot, this will be a lot easier. if you’d just accept this.
Bumblebee: I’m still not signing any adoption paperwork.
Megatron: please.
Bumblebee: no.
Megatron please.
Bumblebee: no.
Megatron: I beg you.
Bumblebee: no.
Skywarp: how long has this been going on for?
Thundercracker: about almost an hour now, they’re both so stubborn.
———
*babybee au*
Bumblebee: pppttthhh
Megatron: pppttthhh
Bumblebee, giggling: pppttthhh!
Megatron, chuckling: pppttthhh!
Shockwave, entering the room: ehem. My lord, if I may ask-.
Megatron:
Bumblebee, cheekily: pppttthhh!
Shockwave: … never mind, you seem clearly busy. I’ll go ask Soundwave.
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Megatron: --and that is why I will never let that happen again.
Bumblebee: … you’re a hypocrite, sire.
Megatron, sputtering: name one time I was a hypocrite-.
Bumblebee: kidnapping gears, turning the humans against us by impersonation, turning the autobots evil, agreeing to that Deceptitran guy about the mermaid people, multiple kidnappings and torture of bots back on cybertron shall I keep going?
Megatron:
Megatron: I need room for improvement.
———
*inspired by a Go! Go! Transformers comic*
Bumblebee! W-wha?! Where’s my energon?!?!
Megatron, eating bee’s energon on him: looking for this?
Bumblebee:
Bumblebee: aww, c’mon! Not the dad/mom tax!
Megatron, smug: indeed, don’t worry I’m sure Optimus will make you some more.
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Phew! Been a while since I’ve done some g1 skits.
Sorry about that, I’ve just-… really, really! Got dragged into the transformers animated hole after writing sooooo much stuff in it left to right.
Besides the g1 series, I’ve also… kind of and… sometimes not-. Grew up with the animated series also. It was.. really inspiring especially for kid me
A very unfortunate day, turned out fine.
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“AAAAAARRRRRGGHHH!!!”
Megatron heard, making the mech jump at the sound but controlled enough for it to pass as unnoticeable.
With an arched optic ridge he undoubtedly told swindle he’ll call him back in a bit. Trudging through the halls with a controlled pace, he’s gotten a lot of questions from his other subordinates.
Telling them he’ll handle it as he walks past Lugnut came running. “My lord! Thank primus I found you in time.” He says, undoubtedly thankful as megatron shoos his soldiers away. “Is there an issue Lugnut?” He asks
His most loyal soldier nodded, a worrying look on the wrecker as he turned from the hallway he walked down from.
“Very much, I came as soon as I could when he requested for you, he seemed very distraught at something, looks like he’s about to combust and, and-.”
Megatron placed his servos on Lugnut’s palderons before shaking him out of his spiral. “Feel better now?” He asks, Lugnut nodded. “Good. Now vent and tell me what’s wrong?” Lugnut took a deep breath and sighed.
“It’s your heir megatron.” He finally got out. “He needs you.”
That did not take long for megatron to immediately head to his private quarters in not time at all.
He canceled every meeting he had that evening, told his subordinates he won’t be there for quite a while and grabbed every strawberry alloy sweetener energon he had on the ship.
He had a feeling his son isn’t in the best state according to how loud that yell was, how lugnut immediately went to find him and looked worried for a bot that can’t show much emotion in those five optics.
Once he opened his quarter doors… he saw a whole lot of electrical burns and damage around his room, even the floor was damaged too.
‘I just waxed that.’ He thinks, but that train of thought is immediately forgotten once he sees his uncontrollably sobbing heir underneath the covers he generously gave (despite stealing it once again)
His baby needs him more than ever, whatever happened to him.
“Babybee?” He asks carefully. Bumblebee, revealed himself from under the covers, tears stained his faceplate as his lower derma quivered. “Mama?”
Megatron’s expression turned to worry, his son’s voice box is glitchy and raspy from strain. “Hey babybee, I’m here.” He says quietly, placing the flavoured sweetener energon down and bringing his son’s into his arms.
Hushing and rubbing his back, continuing to sob and bury his faceplate into his chest. “It’s ok, shhh. I’m here, mama’s here, mama’s here.”
Megatron repeats, wiping the tears away whenever bee lifts his helm before burning against the chassis again, by the time he finally calmed down he’s sitting in his lap with a very pitiful look on his faceplate.
“May you tell me what troubles you, my son?”
“…no. Just some- *sniff* just a very bad cycle.” He admits, wiping the remaining tears that fell down his faceplate. “Non-stop reports, humans trying to take over Seattle, starscream showed up, repairs are a pain-.”
Megatron nods, listening to every bad thing that has happened today, some of these he’s already been doing almost daily… so what made him this upset.
“-- but that’s not the worst that has happened….”
‘Not the worst? Primus how badly did this final straw affected bee?’ He wonders rubbing circles on bee’s back, careful to not accidentally activate the speed booster.
“The worst that happened was… *sniff* I didn’t get any sleep at all!” He shouted, bursting into tears again.
‘Ah, it was a minor inconvenience turned major once settled in.’ He thinks, remembering the last time it had happened when he skipped nap time. “There there, it’s ok babybee. Tell you what--.”
He stopped briefly, grabbing the treats he had put down on the birth and showed it to his son. “--how about we eat some strawberry allow flavoured energon candies that I had made a couple of cycles ago, and we’ll go for a nap, hm?” He asks, wiping the coolant tears away once more.
Bumblebee nodded and smiled, despite the exhaustion he’s still feeling. “I’d like that… but maybe just some normal savoury energon today?”
Bee requested, surprising the warlord so suddenly. “… I missed how you make your homemade energon cubes.” He admits, leaning against his sire as the former leader smiles down at his son’s simple request.
“Very well, it has been some time since I’ve made some.”
He muses, noticing that bumblebee didn’t respond, he looked down and saw him fast asleep. Literally, he was awake before but fell quickly asleep.
Megatron shook his helm with an amused smile and lied him down on his berth, covering his frame with the blanket Isaac sumdac gave him.
It was never made for him, it was for bee. He just request it.
“Recharge well baby.” He whispers, giving him a peck on his forehelm. Megatron then went off, threaded his fingers from both his servos and made the metal creak.
He’s got a lot of work to do before his son awakes and returns to his friends.
Besides, he missed making bee his favourite fuel.
He isn’t about to waste that opportunity.
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This story is based off of this ask (right here)
A request story for @purpalwolf1214 it was such a very good concept idea and I had to write it! I was gonna put it as a blurrbee scenario… but I thought against it-.
Instead I went for a personal experience of when i wasn’t feeling the best, I was heavily tired, hadn’t had any sleep and kind of… broke down into tears over how overstimulated I was.
It happened a long while ago, I’m a lot better now. *shrugs* so there’s that.
I can't help but wonder what happened when the Weavers interact with Optimus Prime because that skit makes my heart warm and laugh.
Then I’m doing something right if it makes you laugh and your heart feel warm.
Like I said… I think three times now, I’ll prolly bring Optimus later into the au but first I’m letting megatron get used to the weavers as well as the area around him… though they’d prolly be suspicious of Optimus anyways-.
Plus… megatron needs certain parts of a spirit box in his language emitter in order to understand Tom a bit, hence why Travis needs to text Duncan.
(I didn’t proofread the skit properly so it kind of sounds like I’m making this up on the fly… which I was a tiny bit-)
Did Weavers also not allow deaf people to play the Wick game? (I also headcanon that a deaf person taught Tom how to do sign language.)
I can tell Weavers doesn't allow leg or arm prosthesis users to play the game, considering how fragile they are, no matter if they are mechanical or bionic, expensive or cheap.
Random headcanon’s cause I can
Wick/most au’s
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Well…. Yeah no, they don’t allow deaf people, no.
For reasons that 1: yes a deaf person did teach Tom sign language. 2: … Lilian got a bit fed up with trying to scare them or kill them when they can’t hear anything. They just tilted their head at her and gave her a thumbs up before moving on
As for the leg and arm prosthetics… they got hella confused for a while.
They did technically allowed them to play, only because they were tricked and did not know those same prosthetic limbs are fragile until Sam told them so.
He told them that they’re like Tom’s leg brace but can be easily broken and it’s very hard to replace since Tom’s brace is made to last longer.
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Yeah… the rules of those who they allow in and who they don’t allow kind of gets a bit complicated.
They’re glad that Travis and Sam are with them cause half of the disabilities are… they haven’t seen or heard of them before-.
Tfo & wick crossover skits… cause I’m bored.
Just megatron being the adoptive father he is for vengeful dead children-.
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Tom, growling and croaking:
Megatron:
Megatron: can I have that in writing… or at least in signs?
Tom, rolling his eyes, signing: I’m trying to ask how old you are to… to see if you’d be able to out live us if we weren’t dead
Megatron: … fair enough, so our species lifespans are very long, so long it takes a whole planet to form--.
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*part 1*
Lilian, drawing on megatron: aaaannnnddd, there! All done!
Megatron, looks at the drawings on his left arm: it looks ridiculous.
Lilian: it looks fine! Pink is a good look on you!
Megatron: charming… where’s Sam?
Lilian: he’s getting something that’ll stick to your frame but it’s not permanent, not sure what but he’s admin about it.
Megatron: … ok now I’m worried.
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Tim: --and that is pretty much how I made these masks.
Megatron: impressive, very impressive indeed.
Tim: yeah, though at first it was a school project… but then Tom got hurt and I just… made another one to make him feel better.
Megatron, looks at Tom:
Megatron, back at Tim: his mask is a frown though.
Tim: I-i know. He’s admin about wearing the frowning mask.
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Megatron: --and that is pretty much how we came to be and how our religion started.
Benny:
Benny: … how big is this primus guy again?
Megatron: the size of a planet, if he was in bot form than he’d probably destroy planets if he could- aaannndd there he goes.
Sam, just walking by: … talking about primus?
Megatron: indeed, I just got him to at least talk to me without fainting too.
Sam: yeah, don’t worry he’ll properly process what you said and accept it eventually.
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Travis: c’mon! Pleeaaase!
Megatron: no.
Travis: c’mon! I wanna see you transform! That’s the coolest thing ever!
Megatron: Travis, I just got used to walking around this area without destroying anything I’m not going to transform if I feel uncomfortable.
Travis: but-!
Megatron my final answer is no. N.O.
Lilian: what do you transform into anyways? Is it a bunny!
Megatron:
Megatron: I transform into a tank little one.
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Caleb: hey! Wanna race?
Megatron: are you sure that’s wise?
Caleb: c’mon! One race, that’s it.
Megatron: … fine.
*many rematches later*
Caleb, heaving: so *pant* *pant* not *pant* fair!
Megatron, checking his digit tips: I warned you that you wouldn’t win this time.
Caleb: then I vote for a rematch!
Megatron: Caleb we’ve done this 7 times, let me have some peace and accept the inevitable.
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Tom, writing: … hey, what are good words that indicates love and death?
Megatron, also writing: mourning, acceptance, anger, depression, bargaining.
Tom: ok how do you describe both in the same feeling?
Megatron, turns with a weirded look: …. Now what are you writing about?
Tom: a tragic love story that ends in a horrible fate paired with religious trauma and a too little too late betrayal.
Megatron:
Megatron: one of them is already dead aren’t they?
Tom: 100% yes.
Megatron, amused: fair enough, try a murder that the dead person caused to their loved one before going towards the corrupted target.
Tom: ooo, that’s a good one!
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Sam, leaning against a tree: … whatcha doing?
Travis: hm? Oh just buying a mechanical translator… and calling Duncan.
Sam: why?
Travis, smirking & arching his brow at Sam:
Sam, confused:
Sam, lightbulb moment: oh! To help with megatrons translator emitter?
Travis: yep!
Sam: nice! … won’t there be side effects?
Travis: probably.
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Tim, nodding off:
Tom, asleep:
Megatron, knowing what that feels like: go to bed little one, your brother isn’t going anywhere. Not while you’re around.
Tim, turns to megatron: … aight. *finally settles down* g’night
Megatron, genuinely smiles small: sleep well.
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… Welp that’s pretty much done.
And no I don’t know what I’m doing, I’m just bored and I just gave you guys the moon knight equivalent of random bullshit… so-.
Camp wick creek, it’s to die for.
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Sam awoke once the bugle horn sound off.
He groaned and put his pillow over his head to drown out the noises. “Alright, c’mon Sam rise and shine!” Duncan announced shaking the redhead from his slumber.
“I’m not awake.” He says, words muffled by the pillow on his head.
Words and noises sounded more muffled and far the longer he kept his eyes closed and pillow over his head-.
🎶-I’M GOINF OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN!!!-🎶