Inspired by a youtube comment on Triple Takeover clips.
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Inspired by a youtube comment on Triple Takeover clips.
MTMTE Incorrect quotes#103 Boy TRIED twice
When Captain Fanzone that the East coat of detroit is already under someone else's protection or to notify him whenever Team Prime was in the area, they found out why when the constructicons were chased to that area to stop them from stealing large quantities of oil...only for them to be surrounded by Scraplets and a echoing laughter is heard from the shadows of the city
Optimus: He... hello? Is anyone there?
Bulkhead: Are you friendly chipmunks?
Prowl: I don't think they're chipmunks-
Ratchet: Scraplets! Don't anybody move, their bite is as bad as their hiss-
From above, a figure is swinging down on its web in a spandex suit and mask. You appear to be some arachnid human? who seems to be controlling the scraplets as you stop yourself on their optic level
Mixmaster*Seeing the organic, looking down at them, feeling something awaken within him*Oh. Oh, I've never been so ar... aroused in my life-
Bulkhead*Feels himself wanting to groan, but only chastises him*Keep it together, Mixmaster
Optimus*Sees you haven't attacked them and in fact seem friendly, that's until he remembers what the captain said*Um... haha-Are you...
Spider!Y/n*Smiles as you dangled down from your web swing, stretching your legs and arms into poses only for you to sit on it and swing around them, and even graving Bumblebee horms impressed by them* Friends with the DPD?~ Yes... Nice Horns~, Aren't you that Little bee who...
Bumblebee: Can kill 100 cons in ten seconds? Yep, that's me! Hahaha!, So not tired of hearing that....
Spider!Y/n: Impressive. Welcome to Earth. I'm SpiderVenom, capo of the East Coast~
Scrapper*Leaning against a wall but slips on his pedes and tries to regain his "coolness"*I'm Scrapper, what are you doing later?~
Spider!Y/n*Smiles under your mask looking at the con*"Eating" my husband~
Scrapper*Still tries to shoot his shot only for Bulkhead to hit him in the back of the helm*And after that?~ Oh!
The Hubby at Home at the moment:
Waspinator*Is in your bed, hugging a stuffed teddy wearing a torn lingerie as he was told to wear by his conjux*Wazzzpinator izzzz gooodz conjuzzzz...
Yes, this is you being Spider-Man...
You can control scraplets given your bite gave you a bit of Technokinesis with them now, seeing and imprinting on you, they brought you Waspinator when he was in hiding, and you...saw this puppy-eyed traumatized buggy space boy and decided to help him...then you two got married-
Blitzwing screenshots, Part 5
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assorted tfa valveplug headcanons i will not elaborate on:
- swindle looooves roleplay, cheesy porn dialogue and everything.
- sentinel will never admit it, but he has a thing for being tied up with a vibrator in his valve and/or on his spike and left there to suffer for a while.
- bumblebee and blurr would both go absolutely crazy if they got tied up. it's something about the vulnerability and not being able to move as fast as they normally do.
- wreck-gar is a size queen.
- mixmaster and scrapper tried dating around for a while before hooking up. they're now insufferable about it.
- on a side note, scrapper's a major pillow princess.
- optimus has a tire kink. lick his tires, it'll drive him crazy.
thinking about this fake ass "whhaaatt" Megatron does in Rise Of The Constructicons
The shitpost saga
Does Wreck-gar change in your au? And the constructicons? Because I think Arcee and Wreck-gar would have a better first impression/relationship with him
You know what they say, if it ain't broke don't fix it,
Wreck-Gar and the Constructicons are pretty much unchanged, most of the changing happens in that they would appear more,
Wreck-gar mostly appears for gags seeing as he only works in smaller doses
Arcee's Teacher background helps a lot in dealing with a basically infant cybertronian wreaking havoc
The Constructicons I wouldn't think much of IF Scrapper didn't end up on the Autobot B-Team. Scrapper gets to stick around, usually seen bumming around where he and mixmaster used camp out, And Mixmaster got jailed on cybertron with the other cons.
They'll reunite in some funny season 4 stuff I have planned.
Ship? Maybe