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[pepsi-maxwell]

Word +Ship Ask

Piss + gentleman's club (Chuck/OC)

softball + cmjf

thank you!! popping my chorange cherry with piss :') on form 💯

under a cut for length and omorashi/holding that isn't actualised

(cmjf + softball can be found here)

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Chuck’s got a beer in his hand, watching Orange play GTA. They’re taking turns and swapping out every time one of them dies, which isn’t helped by Chuck drinking, because it fucks up his coordination and then he wipes out even quicker.

But he’s happy to watch Orange play, happy to keep getting him snacks, or something to drink, keeping him hydrated, because he’s a friend. They’re friends. This is what being a best friend is all about.

With the alcohol dulling his reactions, making everything a bit fuzzy, with the fact that Orange can be so fucking stoic at times, it takes him a while to realise that he’s not took a bathroom break in a while. That he’s shifting on the couch a lot more, pressing his thighs together at odd intervals. Continuing to play, not handing over the controller to let Chuck get into a shootout with the police and die immediately or something, and—

He can’t stop watching, mouth suddenly dry. Takes another swig of beer, and then upends it, downing the rest of the bottle, which gives him enough Dutch courage when Orange finally pauses the game, pushing himself to his feet, to grab his arm. To pull him back down. Put the controller back in his hands, and with more confidence than he feels, voice far lower than he’d expected, tell him to keep playing.

His heart is in his throat. Orange looks across at him, and Chuck can’t see his eyes through the sunglasses, but he can see his own expression reflected in the shades, shocked and flushed and afraid, like he may have just fucked up everything between them forever.

But Orange silently unpauses the game. Carries on playing. Presses his thighs together, a hint of red creeping up his neck under his t-shirt.

Chuck doesn’t even try to watch the game after that.

[pepsi-maxwell]

Fanfiction Trope Mashup

Vinny you're doing mashup again? Oooooo I'm very excite!

Well I'm evil so...43) Dance of Romance + 60) Poorly Timed Confession for SaMJF

Aaand 47) Not a Date + 63) Everybody Knows/Mistaken for Couple for CMJF

Love you!

akdhfkf yes, sorry this one took so long!

samjf: sammy and max have a night on the town that ends up in a nightclub. the dj throws on a slow-dancing song and sammy insists on max dancing with him. of course, mjf does nothing by halves and he's a really good dancer too, culminating in him dipping sammy right as sammy says he loves him--

max drops him on the floor in shock and thinks maybe his fake friendship ploy is working a little too well

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cmjf: punk and mjf have weekly "hate dinners" where they go out for a meal and shit-talk each other the entire time. or go watch a film or a show and shit-talk both it and the other's taste

both insist they aren't dates. dates involve attraction, and romance, and so what if max learned the language of flowers to insult punk with elaborate bouquets? so what if punk insists on paying for everything, implying max is unable to? so what if they end up fucking afterwards more often than not, in a way that could only be described as fighting? they know they're not going on dates, it's not their fault that all the other idiots they work with haven't got the picture yet!

[pepsi-maxwell]

final snippet! cmjf, softball, for @translatedtranslatingtranslater

under a cut for length, no content warnings, sfw

“You ready?” Punk asks as Max adjusts his tie. Max has to fight the urge to choke him with it, because he won’t stop asking.

“You’re talking like I’ve never done an interview before,” Max says, taking a step back and taking in the full picture with a critical eye. Punk looks... passable, at least.

“Yeah, well, I don't think they're gonna be throwing their usual softball questions at you this time, Max.”

Max meets Punk’s eyes, and beneath the veneer of disdain, he catches a vague hint of worry.

“You think I can’t handle it? I’ve been running circles around them for years, I’m not scared of a few journalists.”

It does the job. The look of apprehension disappears, replaced with an expression he’s never seen on Punk’s face before; one that makes Max feel strangely light inside, and he has to force that feeling down, because the plan is to not get attached.

“You’re not usually getting asked about fucking someone old enough to be your father,” Punk teases.

“Is that all we are?” Max murmurs, leaning in close. “Are we just fucking? Don’t you care about me, sweetheart—”

He laughs as Punk pushes him away with a grin of his own.

Just a couple press circuits to sell their “relationship”. Wait for the news cycle to spin out, and then a quiet break up before they can go back to hating each other properly.

What could possibly go wrong.

[pepsi-maxwell]

For AU's Mash Up

Dystopia & Soulmates AU Hangmatt, Hangman/Moxley, or FTR ;

Fake Dating & Forgotten First Meeting for Max Squared

ooh, Dystopia & Soulmates is making me think a dystopia where the few people who have soulmate-identifying marks are oppressed, and their marks removed by force.

dax and cash are both part of the corrupt government tasked with enforcing this, all the while hiding the fact that they both have each other's mark...

or perhaps hangman is part of the resistance, captured by the elite ruling class, only to discover that his soulmate, matt, is the man who's supposed to be torturing him...

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Fake Dating & Forgotten First Meeting, Max²

eee <3 max puts out an ad for a fake date for his sister's wedding, so his relatives stop bugging him about why he's still single. caster volunteers because the money max is offering is enough to cover 3 months of rent

when they meet, both remember they had a one night stand. neither brings it up, thinking surely the other has forgotten, even though it was some of the best sex they'd ever had

epilogue where max² get married themselves <3

[pepsi-maxwell]

Vibes ask

Pink and green vibes

wah thank you <333 joining the friendly forest creature brigade!

[voiceovernexus]

I'm sure this is all super secret stuff but what do you guys plan to do for the voice acting of the trickster mode stuff and the trollsprites (such as erisol) cause you have actors for eridan and sollux will they split time or like read the lines at the same time. Sooooooo curious.

I am proud to announce, right here, for the first time publicly, that we will have esteemed rapper Snoop Doggy Dogg voicing all of the tricksters AND sprites.

(it's a secret shhh)

[slickerspades]

+5

glareshades

fightfirewithiron

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richterkortet

maidenofrage

i didnt bother checking all your blogs out

who the fuck are you people

[ivyguts]

Interesting fact: I am slowly losing my mind over my moirail and about to be away from the computer for three days. Prayers will be appreciated.

Interesting fact: Once I called my laptop ‘babe’. Once. It was a slip of the tongue but people heard. I have never been so embarrassed in my entire life. :/

As for your computer situation, I am so, so, sorry.