Sep 10, 2019
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45 things 90% of hardcore TRAOD fans DON’T do or feel...
Getting over the end.
Getting over not having the trilogy.
Not mouthing Lara’s perfect lines in cutscenes.
Not loving the soundtrack.
Not feeling ‘stronger now’.
Being calm when Lara runs away from the rottweilers.
Being offensive to Janice.
Choosing to cooperate with Bernard to get to Le Serpent Rouge instead of going to Café Metro.
Being rude to Bouchard (tho hearing Lara’s “I’m sick of your Parisian low-life ways” line is PRICELESS).
Being totally cool about Kurtis’ bike ride.
Being serene when entering Rennes’ Pawnshop.
Not admiring Lara literally firing out of the tunnel above the Seine being watched by’ the Stranger’.
Not getting frozen when hearing “Esteemed Cabal members, the hour of your reward grows ever closer...”
Being bored in Louvre Galerries levels .
Skipping “The Louvre Affair” cutscene.
Not being ‘slightly’ aroused by that cutscene...and the Stranger.
Not admitting to watch that particular cutscene hundread times on youtube and feeling guility for it.
Not being torned between supporting Kurtis or Lara when they chase each other in the Louvre.
Not being all ‘that’s my girl’ when Bouchard gets all creepy in the car and Lara is all classy and brushes him off like the Queen she is.
Not wanting to live in Von Croy’s apartment.
Not wanting Mathias Vasiley’s library.
Not being disgusted when Eckhardt kills Luddick (poor little runt).
Not thinking “Oh Lara, you just fucked up” when turning the power off.
Not seeing Kurtis facepalm in that moment.
Not being blinded by pathetic ignorance. (> “If I had a coconut for everytime some lunatic said something like that”)
Doubting Boaz’s loyality and not feeling sorry for her.
Hearing Eckhardt calmly yet firmly saying “I will be obeyed!” and not believing him.
Not fangirling/fanboying as hell when Kurtis finally speaks.
Not being all like “teach me master” when he locks Lara up in the airlock.
Not being fucking scared to the guts from Kurtis’ levels.
Having get over how easy is to beat the Proto.
Not wanting Lara and Kurtis to have babies together when they meet in the airlock again.
Considering a word expression “no problem” ordinary since TRAOD release.
Feeling all “positively amazonian“ when seeing Kurtis in hands of Gunderson.
Not fangirling/fanboying as fuck when Lara supports and protects Kurtis.
Not going all smirky when they nod to each other.
Getting over “the boost”.
Considering fighting Boaz recreational.
Not screaming “SHOOT HER IN THE FUCKING FACE, TRENT!” when the bitch of a Boaz lies down.
Not hating with all might that fucking bug when she impales Kurtis.
Not suffering when Kurtis falls on his knees, clutching his abdomen.
Not wanting to caress the PC screen when he falls unconscious.
Not getting emotional seeing Lara’s face when Karel shape-shift into Kurtis.
Being indifferent when Lara enters the tunnel looking for Kurtis.
LOVING EIDOS.
(vía https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ3WT2S0HQw)
Oh, Death, оh Death, oh Death, Won't you spare me over til another year But what is this, that I cant see with ice cold hands taking hold of me When God is gone and the Devil takes hold, who will have mercy on your soul Oh, Death, оh Death, oh Death, No wealth, no ruin, no silver, no gold Nothing satisfies me but your soul Oh, Death, Well I am Death, none can excel, I'll open the door to heaven or hell. Oh, Death, оh Death, my name is Death and the end is here...
Found this in a 2003 videogames magazine, and it just made my heart explode in particles.
Again.
We all know how AoD was rushed, so many awesome stuff about it got cut out, how the sequels got cancelled etc etc...
And everytime I talk about those with my followers I get these feels that I cannot describe with any gifs here on tumblr. So I made my own:
(Dedicated to mustelka and businessnotpleasure) Feel free to use it!
I MISS KURTIS DAMNIT DAMNIT