#trash??

[trashfoundation]

Do they get any breaks between acts? Kon seems like he needs at least one keg of vodka to get through this

they’re getting a break now. i don’t think all the alcohol in the world will help kondraki through this though.

-Dr. ███████

[trashfoundation]

kondraki butchered his character’s musical number and passed out halfway through. glass and gerald are now trying to fill the void by talking about whatever random shit they can think of over the instrumental track.

this is painful to watch.

-Dr. ███████

[trashfoundation]

i knew making the ice castle out of real ice was a bad idea, bright came very close to falling off its balcony and into the audience.

glass was right about his singing voice, though. unfortunately the audience was too distracted by him slipping on the ice for the entire number.

-Dr. ███████

[trashfoundation]

it’s the intermission now. the good news is that everyone is still alive. the bad news is that gerald and kondraki’s break is going to be over soon.

poor glass, though. he clearly had high hopes for this production and this whole thing has been a series of consecutive disasters.

-Dr. ███████

[trashfoundation]

clef’s character got introduced. again, to give the actors some credit: clef is at least having fun with this (or pretending to).

gerald’s character is supposed to get knocked into a rowboat, but it sounds like he landed on something wrong if that crunch was anything to go by. the audience has stopped laughing because we’re genuinely worried for the safety of gerald and anyone unfortunate enough to be near him.

-Dr. ███████

[trashfoundation]

bright looks like he’s finally realizing that this is a disaster. you could see all the hope and magic leave his body when he turned to the audience.

-Dr. ███████

[trashfoundation]

i wonder if clef needs some painkillers. his shoulders must be sore from carrying this whole production.

-Dr. ███████