i didnt die for this

hi my name is connor and being dead is hard but not as hard as restraining myself from kicking jared's teeth in every time he breathes. • mind you i have the best teeth in the universe, it'd be a shame if they got kicked >;3. • ok hi this is evan and he doesnt mean that connor and jared love each other a lot but not as much as i love trees.

[a-riisa]

[uundo]

[insincerelyme]

god i just snorted salt i thought it was coke. god. god fucking dammit

[insincerelyme]

how did the idiot get hurt while raking leaves??

he fell out of a tree

or maybe he let go

[insincerelyme]

i dont like group projects

we have to do some group project in math and the teacher said for us to pick our groups but i guess a thing happened so

i guess i may have sat in the back right corner of my math class as everyone else talked because what else was there for me to do

like everyone probably already had their groups i could probably do this on my own i dont want to bother people who dont even know i exist with my presence

ill just ask the teacher if i can do the project alone maybe

[insincerelyme]

Funny HAHa

Jared: Hey guys, wanna hear a joke?

Connor: No.

Jared: What did the salt say to the pepper?

Connor: Shut the fuck up.

Evan: What?

Jared: Salt-utations

[insincerelyme]

Connor how the fuck were you strong enough to pick up a printer and throw it at a teacher in second grade... You were so tiny??

never underestimate the pure concentrated rage of a seven year old

[spibbles-moved-blog]

my emotions are a mess and so are theirs

[makeartnotwa-r-blog]

“Guys, I don’t sound like that”

[c3po]

u are NOT welcome to my twisted mind. KEEP OUT! it’s private

[insincerelyme]

once in psychology our teacher asked what i wanted to be when i grew up and i said "dead"

[insincerelyme]

jared just changed the schools wifi name to "scream SUCC for the password" and he locked everyone out of the internet except for me im not sure whether to be honoured or ashamed??

[insincerelyme]

there is a really cute girl at my school im not sure if i should talk to her

[insincerelyme]

my only regret is bleeding on my laptop when i died

[insincerelyme]

i screamed yolo while writing this and i have never been more ashamed in my entire life

its ya boi skinny jew

[insincerelyme]

i wasnt sure what to say and i literally retyped this post five times before deciding to post this

my name is evan hansen

trees are v v cool =))

[insincerelyme]

i took my dads fucking candy