((OMG, now I have all these headcanons about Dream Pirates crashing royal/high-society weddings in the pre-Golden Age. I imagine that the promise of shiny treasure (all that nobility in one place? riches galore!) and the sweet dreams of newlyweds would be far too tempting to pass up. So the bridesmaids are basically decoys in case a band of Dream Pirates try to kidnap the bride, and the best-man is in charge of security and patrols to keep the Fearling vessels at bay. XD))
I can totally see it. And the bridesmaids are trained swordsmen as well, so when the DPs go to grab them, there’s suddenly these rather deadly-looking swords in their faces.















