#troll!stuck

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wait till you see their centerfold on page 23. 

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i have some troll lalonde headcanons, so i drew some of them.  

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My friends dont walk they run / skinny dip in rabbit holes for fun

poppin poppin balloons with guns / getting high of helium

( more art for anotherjadewriter’s au because i cant stop thinking about it )

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Troll Lalondes!!!

An AU in which descendants are tracked more closely, cared for by the family lusus and mentored by the oldest living ancestor. Also, Troll Rose is totally in spades with her ancestor and diamonds with Roxy.  

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i found one of my first fanarts of homestuck, which i started way before we found out everyone's trollsona. so i've been fixing it up a little.   

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WIP

itteh bitteh Troll knitting committy 

*committi 

**fuck

calliope is a limeblood instead of whatever it was her white haired person was because its 2 am and i dont care anymore. but ill tell you what, this has givin me headcanons galore. will add actual knitting later. 

[charulein]

Oh, thank you so much! I have been looking for someone to write some non-NSFW Johnkat. I don't ship for the smut, I ship for the cute! I don't have a lot of ideas, and I'm not really into fanfic beyond Johnkat, so the ideas I do have are likely not original. My favorite idea: Game reset in which there is a glitch that turns everyone into a troll on Alternia. Memories intact and very confused humans turned troll. I would really enjoy some kind of trollstuck over humanstuck. Thank you again!

First of all, thank you for being my first ask here on tumblr, anon~! *hugs* I’m so happy right now. :D And yes, shipping Johnkat for the fluff is the best thing ever! I should be the one thanking you for providing me with inspiration~! I had lots of fun writing it! :D

It’s just a one-shot for now, but I’ve been developing ideas the whole afternoon, so maybe it could turn into a multi-chapter fanfic, but who knows. ;) And yes, I know most of it is just AU information, I tried to put in more Johnkat, but it didn’t really work out, so…. D:

———-Rating: T for mild swearingPairing: JohnkatNotes: AU, Troll!stuck beta kids

It’s been a good week since this… Accident happened. No one really knew what exactly had caused it, but the effects were anything but pleasant. Seven days ago they all just woke up on Alternia. All of the beta trolls and the beta kids, but something had changed. The kids have changed – into trolls.

After much confusion the troll-turned-kids decided it would be best to lay low for the time being. The initial plan was to stay at their patron troll’s hive, but Karkat wouldn’t hear of it. Eventually a new plan was made: Rose would stay with Kanaya, Dave and Jade with Terezi and John with Karkat. They agreed on searching for clues separately and reporting anything that could prove to be useful to Karkat, who would then consent with Rose and Kanaya.

The first few days have led to the following conclusion: Something, probably some sort of glitch in the game, has caused the whole session to somehow reset, turn the kids into trolls and leave all the players memories intact. This was the thing which bothered Rose the most. Why didn’t their memories get deleted like it’s supposed to happen in a game reset? Something big was going on.

„Umm, Karkat, what do I do with this again?“ The troll just sighed and proceeded to explain the concept of a game grub to his friend for the umpteenth time today. “Look Egderp, you take the grub and put it in like this. It’s just like inserting a what’s-it-called, a CD into your human equivalent of a grubtop.” An awkward laugh escaped from the other teen. “I’m sorry for annoying you Karkat, but this whole troll thing is new for me after all.” He only sighed and glanced at John with a look of concern in his eyes.

“John, is everything okay? I mean, as okay as it can be regarding this situation we got fucking thrown in by some unknown force with an underwordly sense of humour.” The sofa noisily protested under the weight of the addressed teen, who plopped himself on it. He looked at Karkat, contemplating his next words. Before he could say anything, the poor piece of furniture made another sound of protest, as second troll decided to torment it. He nodded at John, asking him to go on. “I’ve just been wondering whether we are going to stay trolls or not. It’s like some sort of nightmare – no offense – you know.” Upon seeing John like this, Karkat instinctively wrapped his arms around him, snuggling closer. “Karkat? Are you…” “Shut your windhole when I’m trying to comfort you, fuckass.” John was surprised to see this side of the usually crabby troll. It brought a smile to his face. “Thank you, Karkat”, he replied, whilst hugging his friend back.