I’ve always had this image of NANNI calling the LEP looking for Holly and Trouble Kelp answers not know they’re an AI at first because it’s a call, and him to ask why she’s looking for her, possibly attempting to flirt at first, then NANNI to say that Holly’s her mother, Trouble to pause, ask if she’d sure, ask who her father is, be told Artemis Fowl, and then (still not knowing they’re an AI) really puzzlingly sort of call the Haven tabloids while recording the conversation.
Anon,
I LOVE YOUR MIND YES YES YES I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN SO BAD
“Sorry, who are you looking for?” Trouble asked, rubbing his head. “I am looking for my mother, Holly Short.” the voice replied. It actually did sound a lot like Holly, even though it spoke in that infuriating way Artemis spoke. “Your…mother?” “Yes, I am looking for her.” “Uhuh…and uh…just out of curiosity, who is your father?” Trouble inquired. “Artemis Fowl the Second.” “ARTEMIS FOWL?!” Kelp burst out, thoroughly confused.