THIS SHIT IS SO FUNNY WHY DID MAR JUST TAG APOLLO LMAOOO
Also, Georgie drop them please 🙏🙏
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THIS SHIT IS SO FUNNY WHY DID MAR JUST TAG APOLLO LMAOOO
Also, Georgie drop them please 🙏🙏
Broke: Heaphustus was an abusive mysoginist who forced Aphrodite into a bad marriage
Woke: Hephaestus and Aphrodite both suffered from the marriage because Zeus orchestrated it
Bespoke: Hephaestus and Aphrodite are good friends and they tried to make their marriage work in spite of the fact that Aphrodite was in love with Ares
I feel like I should write PunchDrunk sickfic now but I have a reputation to maintain
Aphrodite: Dio have you seen my hair clip?
Dionysus: I ate it
Aphrodite: Excuse me?
Dionysus: You heard me
Ares: Ignore him. He's sleep deprived.
If Ara George turns out to be the biggest troll in history and gives SunDrunk a happy ending, I'll post a PunchDrunk fic
Do I think Dionysus and Aphrodite would date? Absolutely not. Dionysus is terrified of them and Aphrodite would gladly murder him in his sleep. But, for the bit? For the bit? I think it would be funny. I think secretly polyamorous Ares, Dionysus and Aphrodite would be incredibly funny.
Ares: Did I mean to punch my brother? Yes.
Ares: Did I mean to cripple him?
Ares: ...no