Some headcannons for my current roadtrip fic
The two best drivers are Apollo and Dionysus, but no one knows Dionysus can drive because he refuses to get a licence
Dionysus also tends to drive like a freak. Like, he will ignore all signs and road restrictions. "The road is empty why would I drive at 50???" And then he bumbs it onto a 100.
Apollo is the opposite. He follows all the rules. All. Of. Them. Dionysus makes fun of him for it.
Two worst drivers are Hermes and Artemis.
Athena refuses to use Google maps because regular maps are better... She can't read regular maps.
Hermes uses a gps behind her back
Ariadne has a roadtrip vibes playlist and it's genuinely a calming playlist
Artemis has a bunch of song memorised from her time with her Huntresses
Artemis and Dionysus argue a lot. All the time.
Dionysus has alcohol for every occasion
Apollo gets tired at some point and Dionysus makes him pull over and hand over the steering wheel
Apollo while terrified at the prospect doesn't argue too much
Dionysus is a better driver than anyone expects. It's actually insane. They're all very very shocked.
Apollo ends up falling asleep and Dionysus keeps taking glances at him and smiling.
They stop at a motel because their car broke down and it lead to too much choas
Dionysus, Apollo and Hermes share a room and Dionysus and Apollo have to share a bed
It goes about as well as expected
Apollo, Artemis and Hermes steal from a convenience store
Athena, also, has all the snack
Hermes, Artemis and Ariadne end up at a gay club while Dionysus and Apollo are lost in the woods