#truth bug

[osha-janitor]

[A letter flutters to the ground, near one of Janitor's bodies that are on break. The ink is precise and clear, though the letters slur into each other.]

-- Hey. It's been a while. I want to apologize, preferably in person. Are you okay with that? --

@xon-epgha

*Kishar picks up the letter and reads it.*

KISHAR: ... I Have No Idea How To Send My Reply. Going To Hope You Can Hear Me, Because My Answer Is I Am Fine With That

[iwachansthighs]

more details on the klapollo mlb au!!

ok, i am back with some of the details of the klapollo miraculous au! thank you for supporting my lil au! i love you all <3

so, to the important stuff. 

so, first off, apollo lives with his sister trucy and adoptive parents, phoenix and miles (defense attorney and prosecutor respectively), because narumitsu is canon in anything i create. phoenix have a law office and apollo helps out some times. 

next, klavier’s parents were extremely wealthy and deceased. he’s been living with his older brother kristoph since their parents’ passing (about 5-6 years), who is an extremely talented and prestigious defense lawyer. he never leaves his home, only for trials and extra important events. clients come to him if they want to request his services, never the other way around. klavier is practically alone as kristoph isolated him in homeschool and kept his music career only as a solo artist with no tours and limited social media. 

that is, until both end up in the same year attending themis legal academy in the same class. apollo wants to become a defense attorney like his father and klavier, a prosecutor. they end up in the same classes, except for a select few where their chosen professions differ. other people in their class would be athena, juniper, sebastian, robin, hugh, and others. (im debating putting in characters like kay and ema, as they would go into a detective course and not a law course. you could argue that being a detective is law-enforcement and would need knowledge of the law.)

now onto the fun stuff. :)

klavier is instantly recognized as the solo artist and is bombarded by people. (chloe could just be an oc or if i find a character fitting enough) apollo initially thought of him as just an overconfident asshole. then the umbrella scene or something similar happens and apollo starts to notice how compassionate and kind (and hot) klavier is and begins to catch feelings. however, unlike marinette in the original show, instead of stuttering and becoming a blushing mess, he bites back with sarcasm and becomes a blushing mess. (basically a big ass tsundere)

now, both of them help master fu (yes; im keeping him the same. im debating whether to make it misty fey or someone of the like. maybe since they deal with mystical things, i feel a fey lady would fit the part rather well.) they get their miraculouses, apollo the ladybug and klavier the black cat respectively. when apollo meets tikki for the first time, they don’t exactly connect well at first. apollo is a logical/cynical person so when a mythical ladybug looking thing he’s never heard or seen before pops out of a pair of earrings, he is very skeptical. 

meanwhile, klavier and plagg get along great. klavier is ecstatic when he first meets plagg as he is able to make a friend that can be with him 24/7, not considering that plagg is a mythical being, plagg really likes klavier and vice versa.

when the kwamis then explain their powers, klavier is a little hesitant when plagg explains that he can give him super cat-like abilities and the power to destroy. however, as soon as klavier donned the black cat suit, he immediately believed it. apollo however was hysterical, not believing a thing tikki said. when he donned the ladybug suit, he was silent for a long while. he then just says “wow” as he takes in the fact that he really is a superhero.

then black katze (klavier) and truth bug (apollo) met and katze is immediately attracted to the boy under the alias of truth bug. he proceeds to tease and flirt with his schatzi, but truth bug never really reciprocate and just blows him off.

thus the love square begins. apollo likes klavier who is secretly is black katze who has a crush on truth bug, but he doesn’t like him back because he’s secretly apollo who has a crush on klavier and doesn’t know that black katze is secretly klavier.

(i’m actually so down to flip the love square and have klav like apollo and truth bug to like black katze. would love to hear your opinions on the love square!)

and so the main story of miraculous kicks in, with the different people who happen to be close to our main heroes getting akumatized, which lets the two bond and get closer to each other. i’m actually pretty excited to design akumatized ace attorney characters. 

also it’s kinda obvious but i was planning on having kristoph being hawk moth, though i’m not too sure yet on what his motivations would be. i’m also trying to decide if this au would need someone as natalie/miyura and if so, who it would be. 

if you have some ideas for the au, please let me know! i would love to hear y’all’s opinions on my ideas and if you have some better ones!

[klanceficatalogue]

#NoFilter ended??? And oh my god?? Amazing??? Can I rec it?

#NoFilter by VanamesGurl (10/10 | 19,543 | Teen And Up)

While on a random planet, Keith gets bitten by a bug that forces him to blurt out every little thought that flits through his pretty head. Poor Lance is in a state of being constantly flustered, and Keith just wants it to end.This is gonna be wild

//mild violence

[osha-janitor]

[As if determined by fate itself to come at the least convenient possible time, Janitor's phone starts ringing.]

*Well, at least it didn't start ringing while they were having a breakdown... still not great, but... *

KISHAR: Hello? Who Is This.

[osha-janitor]

A short little man with spots running down the sides of his face wanders the halls of OSHA, his Hawaiian shirt and cargo shorts making him look like a tourist.

"Myrto, are you here?"

@starfleet-oshc

*Instead of Myrto, a very similar-looking individual pops their head out of one of the doors. They look near-identical to Myrto, but their expression is different from Myrto's usual resting expression. They also have straight hair, which is something Myrto is vocal about disliking. The outfit looks like something Myrto would wear when not in uniform though, a soft blue dress with a lighter blue belt.*

JINAN: Um, I think they are busy right now, or at least I do not know where they are. Um, if you were meeting up with them, you can probably wait in here?

*Seems the man wandered into the residential area, and Jinan had been in Kishar's room, apparently trying on an outfit Kishar had left out for her. Her voice is different to Kishar's, noticably, but similar enough that by voice alone, they could be mistaken for siblings. Jinan's voice is slightly lower, and a bit rougher, as if she spent a lot of time yelling when she was younger.*

[osha-janitor]

this is the song that doesn't ends, yes it goes on and on my friend! some people! started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't ends, yes it goes on and on my friend! some people! started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't ends, yes it goes on and on my friend! some people! started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't ends, yes it goes on and on my friend! some people! started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't ends, yes it goes on and on my friend! some people! started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because!

KISHAR: I Know Where All Your Organs Are

[osha-janitor]

There is a clicking of claws against the floor, as a giant ashen-purple gargoyle approaches Kishar. While he is not the tallest they would have ever met, Ash is still big; his large wings and their arching horns certainly help make them appear larger. Somehow, as he continues walking towards them(probably to ask for directions), Kishar cannot help but be reminded of Dust as the light shines off his metal gloves. Ash's voice certainly doesn't match Dust's, sounding like an ancient thing unaccustomed to human speech. "Excuse me, would you be able to lead me somewhere? I've been searching for a city I recall being here a few millenia ago."

-@godsoftheshadowedflame, ash

KISHAR: Uh. Depends On The City.

*They have... no idea how they should be responding, a little distracted by the similarities this stranger has to Dust...*

KISHAR: If You Are Talking About Oshia, Pretty Sure They Cut All Contact With The Outside World A While Back. So You Will Not Get A Good Response If You Try And Head In

[osha-janitor]

Hey, Alam. I heard you're not doing well. I got an Evil Bong DVD (among others) from Best Buy, tylenol, and hot chocolate. - @rory-faire

ALAM: That sounds amazing, thank you so much,,,, I will be over soon!