#try me bitch

[the-bush-administration]

y'all cant silence the bush 😈😈😈

[notdazaisdog]

You and your boyfriend fr 💔

except he wouldnt hit me☺️

[longhaired-cat]

Coworker: If i see another raccoon in the trash bin ill kick it

Me overhearing : Touch the lil guys and I'll break every toe and finger in your pathetic body

Coworker: You would never.

Me: Wanna find out?

[axel-jesterally]

I dont hate anyone in tsbs because yea I dislike some of them ofc BUT I DONT HATE THEMMMMM NEVERR

[everythingbhagel43]

QUINN YOURE JOKING ME YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN. YOU ARE GETTING SO MUCH PUSSY TN.

if THEY CALL OFFSIDE I PROMISE IM GOING TO EMAIL THE NHL A VERY NASTY EMAIL.

[momodrummer]

"WE GOT HIS DISCORD BANNED NOW WE JUST NEED THE TUMBLR" the platinum schizophrenia subplot:

[gayandconfusedmotherfucker]

"So much for the tolerant left"

Conservatives I need you to understand thats a phrase YOUR SIDE came up with. We arent "tolerant" we accept people for who they are. We accept being lgbtq+, immigrants, and poc in general because we understand we are all human. We dont accept bigotry, or pdfls, or any other asshole that hurts others for fun/their own benefit. Shut the fuck up.

[shadowisabean]

I'll do it 👀