#ts conspiracy

[tiredsystem-r-us]

So, on the Youtooz website the Remus and Janus figures are different heights I just noticed and it’s putting all of the fanfic writers who liked to h/c the sides as looking different in the Mindpalace and that Janus was the shortest to shame because the Remus figure is shorter than the Janus figure apparently 👀

The Remus figure is 4.9 inches tall and the Janus figure is 5.1 inches tall

Also, Remus’ figure is noted as ‘The Duke’ for the colorway part-thingy and Janus’ figure is noted as ‘Dark Side’ and now I have more questions than before and am currently aspiring to pretend that this most definitely was an intended hint or something lol

@thatsthat24

[cancelledplansjustincase]

okay okay hear me out... this is completely random and irrational but what if ‘tis the damn season is from the pov of the mistress from no body, no crime...

no body, no crime: the truck tires are noted, and the mistress obviously must know about the ex-wife.

‘tis the damn season: mentions of infidelity on the man’s part, the truck tires and driving is mentioned again.

she’s done the other woman perspective before, so this may not be totally out of the blue, even if it's a stretch...?

[girlunionize]

I can't wait for the theory that the real Taylor Swift died after Speak It Now album, and she was replaced by a girl who looks just like her, signs just like her but the fake Taylor prefers pop music