Random Yandere Headcanons: Kei Tsukishima, Wakatoshi Ushijima and Tetsurō Kuroo with a darling whose parents are less than kind
Warning: Nothing is described but it is implied their darling’s parents are abusive both physically and emotionally.
Kei Tsukishima:
If there was ever a reason to take his darling this would be it.
As soon as he sees it (at the moment or the after effect.) He's already planning their downfall as well as when he's getting his darling out of there.
Now yes, he will have them arrested even if it's not for what they did to his darling.
But first he will make them suffer for what they have done. This is when his more sadistic side comes out.
He will make sure they won't ever hurt his darling ever again.
Wakatoshi Ushijima:
He doesn't kill often but this may be one of those times that he does.
One of his main points is to always keep his darling safe and knowing (because he will find out about it.) That they aren't even safe in their own home?
He will take his darling to a safe place just for the two of them while he takes care of the trash that you once called your parents.
Usually, ushijima isn't that messy but this isn't one of those times.
As soon as he saw his darling, he swore that he would keep them safe and that's exactly what he's planning on doing.
Tetsurō Kuroo:
He's already thought of many ways to make them suffer forever even thinking about hurting his darling.
He will take his darling away from that place his darling once called home.
He will make sure any injuries are taken care of as well as mentally.
He will build his darling back up while tearing their so-called parents apart.
This is something he will definitely find out about and will take care of it at that moment.
its been twenty seconds so more tsukiyama headcanons
when they were little they would have jurassic park marathons in a pillow fort and then they started doing it again when they started dating and every two weeks tsuki will just get out his laptop and they will build a fort
akiteru loves yamaguchi (platonically ofc) and they will have really deep conversations while tsuki is getting ready for their date or something and TSUKI WOULD GET JEALOUS AND JUST GRAB TADASHI’S HAND AND PULL HIM AWAY, and tadashi will just yell ‘TALK TO YOU LATER!” and they will just vibe
Their first date was at the musuem and thats where they always spend their anniversary
Tsukishima presses flowers or souvenirs from every date he’s been on with yamaguchi and puts them in a scrapbook with a little summary of what the date is. Sometimes he will take a photo with his polariod camera and he’s filled up pages in this scrapbook with photos of tadashi
tsuki gives tadashi his soggy fries
Tadashi is always sitting on tsuki’s lap. Coach had to tell tadashi to get off tsuki’s lap when they were driving to a training camp because its unsafe and they both just ignored him
Tadashi will wear tsuki’s clothes all the bloody time and constantly trip over the length of the pants but he refuses to take them off
DOUBLE DATES WITH KAGEHINA THAT IS BASICALLY JUST TADASHI AND SHOYO VIBING WHILST TOBIO AND TSUKI GLARE AT EACH OTHER
When they move in together, they get several lizards
They both love watching disney movies together and yama will sing all the songs and tsuki will cuddle yama
Hinata keeps walking in on them walking out to the point where he yells ‘TSUKIYAMA IM COMING IN STOP FUCKING PLEASE’ every single time he enters a room. Like tsuki could be away on a trip and he will still yell it because of ptsd
Yama gave tsuki a soft dinasour toy and Tsuki named it Orion
To be honest, he wanted to hold off from you meeting them for a loooooong time.
He knew he would get teased by everyone, and he really just didn’t want to go through that, so he kept putting it off.
You didn’t mind because you knew you’d meet them one day, and it’s not like he was ashamed of you. He cared about you so dearly he’d come over after practice (which was pretty late) just to give you some snacks he bought
He’s soft for you
He’ll still bully the shit out of you just like everyone else, so don’t think you’re safe.
That’s ok cause you just threaten to expose him to his team for the softy he is
Ah, blackmail.
This had been a particularly long day at school since everyone was trying desperately to ask the teacher for last minute questions for their exams. So, while you wanted to check your work with your teacher, Kageyama and Hinata make a beeline towards you. “Y/n-san! Please help us with our english exams.”
Hinata bowed, but Kageyama was a bit more hesitant until Shoyo nudged him in his side. “Please help us!” He asks of you and you can’t help but chuckle and agree.
“Alright I’ll help,” the weirdos smile in appreciation, “but you’re buying me meat buns at Ukai’s after every session.” The boys agree, not realizing that they’d have to take turns buying you one. “We can start today?”
“Err-” Hinata scratches the back of his head. “We have volleyball practice.” You wonder if these boys really ever had anything else on their minds. “Could you tutor us in-between our breaks? Please!”
Had you not been sitting at your desk you’re sure Hinata would have held your legs till you said yes. “Ok, but now you also have to give me a chocolate bar.” The boys nod eagerly and leave your classroom accomplished.
Tsukishima walks in just as Hinata skips out, Kageyama following closely behind him normally. Tsukki walks up to your desk and hands you your favorite chocolate. “What did they want?” He scoffs.
You don’t say thank you for the gift he’s given you because then you’d be acknowledging that he’s taking care of you. God forbid you know he’s taking care of you. Gasp. “They wanted help on their english exams.” You say with a mouthful of chocolate.
“Why didn’t they just ask Yachi or me?”
You laugh at your boyfriend. For someone who’s really smart, he’s kind of dumb. “Yachi is busy with managing things and you aren’t exactly known for your nice teaching skills.”
He grunts and mumbles a ‘whatever’ under his breath. “I’ll see you after practice ok?” Tsukki squeezes your hand and leaves before you get the chance to tell him you’re coming to his practice.
The only one who knew about your relationship was Yamaguchi (obviously), and that was mainly because he needed someone to cover for him when he was late, or went off to get a snack but came back in 20 minutes.
After you talked with your teacher you headed to the gym. You took off your shoes and stepped in, textbooks in-hand. Hinata spots you immediately. “Y/n-san! Thank you so much for helping us!”
“You’re welcome Shoyo.” Daichi comes up to HInata and asks what you’re doing here (in the nicest way possible). You’ve gained quite a crowd as not all of the boys knew who you were.
Tsukki comes up to the commotion, and you’re shorter than the other boys so he doesn’t see it’s you until he squeezes past. “Y/n? What are you doing here? I told you I’d see you after.”
Oh, no. Tsukki thinks
“Tsukishima!” Suga yells. “You didn’t tell us you had a s/o.” He comes up and holds your hands in his. “What’s he like?” He asks.
You’re sure Tsukki is about to have a brain aneurysm by the way all the second years or clinging to him, asking all sorts of questions.
“Quit pretending like none of you knew.” Daichi scolds the group and they all hold the back of their necks. Tsukki makes a face and Daichi just laughs. “You’re not very good at hiding things.”
If there was one other person who could make Tsukki speechless like this other than you, it was definitely the captain of the crows. “Cat got your tongue Tsukki-poo?” You’ve never called him that in your life, but you just had to be a little shit.
Needless to say, Tsukki doens’t want you around the boys for his own sanity.
Kuroo Tetsuro-
Now this bitch-
He would plan it all out.
Would basically show you off to his team and be like:
“Yea this is my s/o and they’re the best.
Yaku would make fun of him obviously
the two would argue over you
kenma actually likes you ????
and lev thinks you’re hot
He likes book dates, where you guys go to really cool interactive museums
He helps you with your homework when you need it.
The Nekoma boys VBC were gathered at the front of the school gates, waiting for their captain to arrive and stop them from fussing. Lev was the most excited of the bunch while Kenma could not care less and played on his psp that he carried with him.
Yaku was talking to Kai, Fukunaga was looking over Kenma’s game and Yamamoto was just talking to the other second years, only Fukunaga was really paying attention. (Kenma listened to everything he said, but he doesn’t know that).
Finally Kuroo shows up, and to Nekoma’s surprise, he has someone next to him... holding hands. Yamamoto bumps Kenma’s shoulder to turn to Kuroo. Kenma sees you two, but goes back to his game becuase he’s already met you *duh.
“Please refrain from hitting on y/n, ok, I know they’re beautiful and everything, but it’s too late for you.” Yaku rolls his eyes and crosses his arms together while Kai gives you his signature smile and a wave. “Y/n this is the team, kids, this y/n, my s/o.”
Everyone is very nice and waves to you, Lev being the most entranced with you because you’re gorgeous. Kuroo goes to scold Lev and leaves you with Kai and Yaku. “Y/n, how did you meet Kuroo? Was he trying to break into the bookstore again?” Yaku asks.
You chuckle and shake your head. “No, we have biology and chemistry together.”
“Y/n, I think you should get out while you can, I don’t know why you would want to be with him, he talks in his sleep, and he doesn’t really know his elements you know? He-” Yaku gets cut off.
“Why are all of you trying to get her to leave me!” Kuroo goes back to arguing with his teammates and you stick with Kenma and Fukunaga. Kenma has already taken out his switch and hands you a controller. Fukunaga watches you guys while chaos ensues around you.
Bokuto Kotaro-
This guy
He LOOOOOOOVES You
He asks you to marry him many times throughout the day every day
Akashi is your mediator in case Bokuto gets too much
Both of you know how Bokuto gets, so you both know how to cheer him up
He loves when you come to his games because Bokuto never goes emo when you’re at his games
But when you’re NOT there...
Akashi prays either you or shoyo show up because nothing’s getting him out of this one.
takes you on cute dates, Akashi comes sometimes.
the team stumbles upon a cute moment between you two
Bokuto was desperately trying to perfect his jump serve and where he wanted to hit it. Water bottles were scattered all of the gym floor, none of them have fallen over and it’s been two hours.
The boys didn’t have practice today so Bo was using this opportunity to practice as much as he could. You were sitting on the bleachers eating some snacks you bought from the vending machine. Bo’s water and snacks reman untouched.
He tries to hit another serve in the zone of his choice. Watching him play is something you love to do. He just seems so elegant playing whereas he’s pretty clumsy normally. Bo throws the ball up, walks up and jumps to hit the ball.
There’s a strained look on his face when the ball lands and you know it’s not where he wanted it to be. You get up and walk over to him on the floor sitting.
“What’s wrong Bo?” You ask even though you already know.
He pouts and points to where the balls are scattered all over the floor. “I can’t get this serve down. It’s so difficult.”
You rub his shoulders and kiss his cheek. “Maybe you should take a break Bo.”
The ace shakes his head. “No, if I take a break I’ll never get it.”
“If you keep going, you could hurt yourself and won’t be ready for games. You’re fans will be disappointed.” His face falls and nods at you. He never wants to disappoint the people he loves and look up to him. “Come eat with me and then I’ll help you with your serves ok?” Both of you go to eat on the bleachers.
Meanwhile, all the VBC of Fukurodani just watched this interaction between you and their ace go down. All the guys find you so cute and Akashi smiles while the rest talk amongst themselves. They’re pushing on the door so much it opens and they fall into the gym with a loud thud.
Bo and you turn to the noise only to see the volleyball boys in a pile on the floor (except Akashi of course).
Kita Shinsuke-
please
he’s such a gentleman it hurts
Would take you to meet his grandma
you help him clean up when practice is over
he takes you to the Miya’s house so you can eat his junior’s cooking
you and aran get along really well
the twins are always trying to poke fun at you
Suna asks you to take a picture of Kita when he’s vulnerable
you refuse
mainly because you haven’t ever seen it
the boys love you tbh
You and Shin were at his house making some decorations for the twins’ birthday tomorrow. He was going to take you with him so you could meet the team for the first time. It was really nerve-racking for you because you saw how much he cared for them and you prayed they liked you
You were making some pastries because you were an excellent baker, and as much as Shin loves Osamu’s cooking, he’s a shit baker. Just as you pull out the pastries, there’s a knock on the door, and both of you are confused because Shin’s parents are out of town.
He opens it to be greeted with the VBC. “Kita!!” The twins yell as they make their way inside.
“I didn’t say you could come in.” Shin mumbles and he moves so the rest of the VBC can come in. Like he was ever going to shove them out.
You walk out and everyone stops what they’re doing. “Kita-san,” Atsumu calls to Shin. “There’s a stranger in your house.”
Shin comes over to you and looks at the boys. “This is my s/o y/n. We were making decorations for your birthday tomorrow.” The twins put their hands to their heart and clench.
Aran has you in one of his classes so he just waves to you, and you wave back. Suna is staring at you intently wondering if there’s anything you can expose Kita about. He decides to say hi and ask later, as does Hitoshi. You wonder why he has a weird look on his face but think nothing of it. “I have some pastries I was saving for tomorrow, but we can have them now-”
“Are they macaroons?” Osamu asks you, drool practically hanging from his mouth.
“Yes. and-”
The twins dash to the kitchen, Aran, Suna, and Hitoshi follow behind. Atsumu looks back at you and his captain, tears in his eyes. “Please keep them Kita-san, these pastries are- s-s-so good.” There’s tears in his eyes, but all the boys also compliment your baking and you’re so happy they seem taken with you.
Kita is also beyond thrilled that they seem to love you almost as much as he does.
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“Hey y/n, Noya invited us to a pool party, do you wanna go?” Tsukishima asked as we were studying, it was about 1 in the afternoon, “ Im down when’s the party?” I asked back, thinking on the question for a minute. He replied with, “ I think its a 3 but i was planning on going at about four, okay?” I simply said okay and went to pick a swimsuit. (The next dialogue is in your head) “Oh crap, all I have is a two piece” (in this story y/n is a bit chubby and has been insecure about her weight and stretch marks) “What if they all make fun of my body? Or how the suit looks on me?” I then started to cry silent tears because of all the nasty thoughts invading my head, I couldn’t stand to look at myself anymore, and I hadn’t ever told tsukishima about any of it, because he is always jokingly rude and I don’t want him to feel bad and not be himself. Little did I know tsukishima was out side the door about to walk in and, luckily I heard him and yelled “Im changing, don’t come in!” as to not raise any suspicion, luckily again he left and I continued to cry as I got dressed and covered my two piece in a large t-shirt and shorts, I also used some make up to cover the red marks under my eyes. Then Tsukishima and I left for the party and my mind was once again clouded with negative thoughts, and tsuki noticed. He asked,” Are you alright y/n? You look a bit down, don’t tell me I got to you or something.” I merely responded with,” No, no! Its nothing! Im just I, don’t know a bit insecure about my swimsuit I guess..” He looked at me with a confused yet worried look,” Why? What does it look like, is it unflattering or something?” I then said,” Its a two piece, and im a bit chubby I guess..” He then pulled into a surprising hug as I teared up a bit,” Don’t ever say that about yourself again! You may be a short stack, but don’t ever think you’re not beautiful, no matter what size you are, in my eyes you are amazing” I thanked him and then we headed inside for the party, tsuki kept checking on me and hugging me and being extra affectionate, even though I reassured him his words were all the help I needed. And we really had a great time together at the party. I rocked that two piece!! (This story was in first person)
