1st off, what WERE the type of questions Galaxy Journal would go on to ask Rubix if he DID survive?? 2nd
2nd , in Chapter 24 , it says "the one he always looked up too" (or smth like that). Does it mean that Rubix looked up at Mocha as a role model??
3rd (and finally) , according to actual physics, Rubix would have HIT the right side of Mocha in chapter 24. Was he facing the wrong way, or..?
Firstly, if Rubix DID survive, Journal would probably cry over his mental health, so happy he is safe but at the same time furious that he went out without her consult. Or smthn like that.
Secondly, Mocha technically isn't referred to Rubix's "role model" but instead as a comforting ally to him. What I'm trying to say is- Rubix had social anxiety and Mocha aided him all the time. (These events happened off screen, mind you)
Thirdly, due to the deep darkness in the forest, Rubix unintentionally killed Mocha by slamming the axe in the wrong side. One half of the cup remains; the one with TVS. Naturally, even if Rubix DID hit the right side, TVS results in being safe (only dark magic can banish TVS from Mocha's body) and Mocha seriously injured/damaged (she might die in the process.)
Thank you so much for asking me !! Disclaimer: TTC is gonna be entirely rewritten, meaning that these events might not happen in the same way and the way characters die will be completely different. Good day!
Mocha: I don’t know, pass me that saxaphone and we’ll find out
Mocha: *BLASTS the saxaphone*
Harp: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Mocha: It’s 2 am
2.
Bin: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Hazel.
Hazel: I hate myself.
Bin: Alright, square up.
3.
Rubix: I dunno if I'm ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit
4.
Winter: So what are your political beliefs?
Bin, awkwardly trying to impress her: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.
5.
Rubix: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?
Blueberry: Um, murder???
Hazel: Adventuring!
Bin: Tuesday.
6.
Rubix: Everyone synchronise your watches.
Hazel: I don't know how to do that.
Winter: I don't wear a watch.
Harp: Time is a construct
7.
Harp: Good morning.
Bin: Good morning.
Blueberry: Good morning.
Rubix: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Mocha, barging in from the window: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
Everyone: AHHHHHHHH
8.
Rubix: Rules were made to be broken.
Winter: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Blair: Uh, piñatas.
Mocha: Glow sticks.
Bin: Karate boards.
Hazel: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Rubix: Rules.
Winter:
9.
Rubix: Throw lamps at people who need to lighten up, and throw handles at someone who needs to get a grip!
Mocha: Throw a refrigerator at someone who needs to chill!
Bin: Throw scissors at someone who needs to cut it out!
Winter: Throw a clock at someone who needs to get with the times!
Hazel: Throw matches at someone who needs to get fired up!
Blueberry: Throw a brick at someone to kill them.
10.
Hazel: Stressed.
Rubix: Depressed.
Mocha: Possessed.
Winter: Obsessed.
Blueberry: Impressed.
Bin: Chicken breast.
Everyone: ...What?
Bin: I just wanted to join in.
11.
Rubix: What if people had food names and food had people names?
Hazel: Hey, spaghetti, we’re having Rubix for dinner.
Blair: What is wrong with you people?
Bin: Shut up, orange.
12.
Mocha: I haven't seen Harp and Blueberry for fifteen minutes now.
*Outside a nearby window, a car without a driver inside is seen rolling down a driveway, with Harp and Blueberry running after it in a panic. Mocha doesn't look outside at all.*
Mocha: That probably means they're getting into trouble.
13.
Blueberry: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person.
Bin: Actually, Galaxy Journal is my favourite.
Blueberry: Okay then, it is I, that bitch
14.
Rubix: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can’t ‘legally’ be a lawyer if your license is ‘cut out of a cereal box’.
15.
Fae au Blair: Hello friends!
The Squad:
Fae au Blair: You might be wondering why I’m hanging from the ceiling
16.
*after the Squad has been separated for a few years*
Harp: So what have you been up to recently?
Rubix: Leading a revolution with Bin.
Harp: Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.
Rubix: *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!
Harp: I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Mocha?
Rubix: Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Blair and Hazel?
Harp: Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break them out later. Blueberry?
Rubix: Cult leader.
Harp: Yeah, that sounds about right.
17.
Rubix: I CAN'T DO IT!
Mocha, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Rubix: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Harp: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Rubix:
Rubix: I appreciate it,
Rubix: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Hazel: Rubix-
Rubix: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Winter: Rubix we gotta-
Rubix: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Rubix: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Rubix, motioning to Bin: NOT FUCKING THIS
18.
Blair: Wait, hold up, why you draw yourself like that?
Mocha: Uh, like what?
Blair: Like with gorgeous, muscular legs.
Mocha: Uh, this is what I look like.
Blair:
Mocha: THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE!
Blair: Okay, then I want big beefy arms. Hot ones.
Hazel: I wanna have a cowboy hat!
Mocha: Okay, arms and hat. *draws them*
Rubix: Ooh, give me a cowboy hat too!
Mocha: You can't just take Hazel's hat idea, Rubix! He thought it up all by himself like a good person! Come up with your own thing!
Rubix: BUT I WANNA LOOK COOL!
Bin: Put Rubix on one of those stupid baby tricycles.
Mocha: A blaster?! No, that's not really our style, Winter.
Winter, making finger guns: Pew pew.
Mocha: You know what, okay. *draws it* But it's just for holding, not for shooting.
19.
Winter: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Harp: No.
Hazel: I did not.
Rubix: I may have actually forgotten one.
Blueberry: *shale head
Bin: Also no.
Winter: Oh good, neither did I.
Blair: *Exhausted sigh*
20.
Winter: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Mocha: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.
Winter: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
Hazel: Actually I did the math, Mocha would have $225, not $0.15.
Mocha: Fam I’m right here....
Harp: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Winter: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Harp: Sorry I only have a dollar.
Winter: :(
Blueberry: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Mocha would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
Harp: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.
Hazel: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.
Bin: Yeah and she want soda and apply juice.
Hazel: Apply juice to what.
Bin: Directly to the forehead.
Rubix: Great chat everyone.
21.
Blueberry: Anyone down to take couples counseling and see at what point the therapist realizes we barely know each other?
Bin: Idiots to lovers, 20k words, angst with a happy ending.
22.
Harp: Yesterday, I watched Blair try to eat a decorative rock from Hazel's potted plant. Blueberry caught her, and told her she can't eat rocks. Blair started whining something about no food being in the house before walking away.
