#ttp incorrect quotes

[ttpincorrect]

darling: babe i buyed you something

percy: it's not buyed it's boat

amir, under his breath: my god there's two of them

[davinaisnthere]

"Tragedy only happens to single people!" - The Two Prince's

[dorky-eyebags]

The (secret) Darcy Nation

Amir: Wait, you know Percy?

Darling: Let's just say we've crossed paths.

Rupert: Was that before or after you slept with him?

Based on this post

[fluctuating-fanby]

Eastern Bastard King: Status report on the Western Prince?

Amir: Target has been taken out.

Eastern Bastard King: Very go-

Amir: It was a lovely restaurant. Candlelit dinner. I proposed to him at the end of the night. We merged our kingdoms and are now co-rulers.

[spoopdeedoop]

rupert: i said to my husband “gods don’t die” and my son ran up to me and whispered in my ear “some do” like he knew for sure

rupert: he’s seven

rupert: i’m so fucking frightened for my life

rupert: i put him to bed and said goodnight and he replied “it won’t last” and i’m fully convinced he holds far more power than any other human being

[dragon-ia]

Joan: When I was little, my dad told me to like more girly-things.

Joan: So I like girls now.

Joan: Pretty sure thats not what he meant but-

[thatonettpfan102]

"At my funeral, there’s going to be a closed casket, and then it’ll be open to reveal that I’m not inside. Instead, they’ll turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the Space Jam theme song is playing."

-Cecily

[who-the-fuck-just]

Chad!Amir: [walks into art museum]

Chad!Amir: "hello, I am here to donate myself!"