So seriously... a dragonball Z Abridged AU (according to Robbie and I)
Goku - Thorby
“Muffin button”, “Go home. And tell Chi Chi. To prepare dinner”
Gohan - Mayson
“I'll make you regret it! Law of mass dictates that the mass of an object dramatically increases the force of impact when said object collides with the ground! And with your size, you'll make an extensively large impact upon your inevitable defeat!”
Chi Chi - Peter Parker
(Gohan: I’ll be going to Namek) “You best...”
Krillin - ???? (any takers?)
Tien - Queenie
“No, but it does help me see bullshit.” “yeah, who knows? maybe I'll be the next Super Saiyan.”
Chiaotzu - Rory (prehuman)
“I’m not a pokemon! I’m Chiaotzu! CHIAOTZU!”
Yamcha - Vir
“I was desperate and no, it wasn't worth it!”
Vegeta - Kasady
"He's gone! He's finally gone! I'm so happy, I might not even slaughter you all!" “First immortality...then the bitches.”
Nappa - Sym
“Yay! Like a doggie. Ow wow ow. Oh no my face! My precious modelling career....” “The good news is WE’RE GOING TO DAAAAIRY QUEEEEN! :D”
Raditz - Venom
“So nudity makes you stronger on this planet”
Bulma - 19
"Wait. We don't have to do any of that. Hear me out. We just have to gather the Dragonballs, have the dragon tell us where to find the guy who's making the Androids, find him, then murder that son of a bitch in cold blood."
Trunks - Kas
"So... You must be Frieza"(Pronounced as Fry-za).
Piccolo - M1
"It means God, now bow!" "Now, CLOTHES BEAM!"
Nail - M2
“Oh, god, this is so horribly dull. I hope something exciting happens around here soon. I don't care WHAT it is.”
Kami - M4
“Oh my me! What happened to the lookout!”
Popo - Starkie
“Alright Maggots, listen up. This is the pecking order. First it’s Popo, then Kami, then Popo’s stool, the worms inside the dirt, the dirt, then you.”
King Kai - Frosty
“That is it! None of you are learning any of my techniques! Neither the Kaio Ken nor the Genki Dama!”
Bojack the Pirate - AU Loki
“YARG! Twenty dubloons on the short guy.”
Gregory - OL Loki
“You still have me.” (King Kai: “Shut up Gregory”)
Dende - GAIL
"Oh God, I f*cked it up! DRAGON! TAKE EVERYONE FROM OLD NAMEK AND PUT THEM ON NEW NAMEK!"
That’s all we got so far. Any suggestions would make this more fun!
