#tumbpocalypse

[apocahipster]

the tumblr flagging bot looking at literally any image:

[lyriumrain]

Other places to find me

I didn’t wanna do this, but just in case tumblr becomes unusable, here’s where else I’ll be:

Twitter 

mutuals pls let me know who you are so I can follow back!

AO3

if any of my mutuals are fic writers, hmu!

[flamingpuppeteer]

Tumblr cannot contain my

[lair-of-sotori]

I don't know if this was done before, but I felt like this is relevant. *furiously looking at staff*

[weirdponytail]

@staff I know a majority of you were not the real ‘evil masterminds’ behind this whole nsfw ban. And it’s generally not your fault either that the algorithm sucks either.

I’d rather not keep @ing you guys to rant and rave about the algorithm not catching the handful of porn bots and pics that keep popping up. Is there an @ for the shitty algorithm so I can prod an artificial intelligence and possibly antagonize it to the point of wanting to destroy humanity?

[not-your-pet-dog]

This is just fuckery at this point

Y'all the image isn't even visible why you gotta flag I'm not mad just curious lmao

If this gets flagged too I'm spamming the support email y'all, this is ridiculous

[jdablokkhead]

Hello fellow apocalypse-survivors

Now that Tumblr has gone all Mad Max up in here, we’re going to take post-apocalyptic attendance. Please form a single-file line and state your name followed by a hearty “I’m not dead”. If a response is not given, you will be marked as ‘dead’. Thank you for your cooperation.

[napping-morty]

WE LIIIIIIVE

*maniacal cackling*