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bro? hey sorry.. i kinda.. kinda ran off a while im back again

it's cool man, we held down the fort for ya.

i'm glad you're back though, how are you doing?

i almost stepped on dante why was he on the floor? by hey i got presents for all ya alls asses

I got up for like two seconds to get his bottle and I didn't wanna put him on the couch cause I was afraid he'd fall off.

Did you see his reindeer outfit?!!!

And I got presents for you too but I'm making you wait for them cause I'm a little shit ♥

turntechnotdead replied to your post “i have to get dressed and then work out. what are we doing for...”

either or. i aint going to bitch. food it food and with a family its better.

I'm really happy you said that, because i know fuckall about making turkey.

i have to get dressed and then work out.

what are we doing for thanksgiving like are we doing turkey or are we saying fuck it and getting pizza?

Oh good, I'm really glad you're here Dave.

We've got a uh.

We've got a situation.

Not a bad situation by any means just. Y'know.

A situation.

turntechnotdead replied to your post: my inbox is still full of...

You make that sound bad.

it's uh. something. every time i go to answer something i get a pleasant greeting.

turntechnotdead replied to your post “oh shit i didn’t realize that was a porn blog oops”

Good job.

i;m the best at everything i'm bro fuckin strider

i was about to say something but i can't remember what it was

Hey, yo, Dave

Or Cal

Either of you

What do y'all want for dinner?

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