#turtle meme

[troythecatfish]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

might a humble lad such as myself request some turtle-related facts? I see you’ve done some before but I crave more

Absolutely not. This blog never, ever does requests, ever.

Unrelated, here are some fun facts about turtles:

Turtles are the only animal that can fully digest Chipotle.

Turtles have an extensive vocabulary of squeaks, croaks and other sounds. They have over 80 words for "Tin Foil."

Turtles have vestigial eyes, or "Eye Spots" which cannot see. They instead see the world around them only by smell, a sense that scientists call, "smell."

Turtles are best served as soup, because they come with their own bowl.

Mated turtles share their shells, according to certain unscrupulous tumblr fact blogs.

I like turtles!

[dreamdropdollop]

smol and doing best

[redix19]

OMG

[coolmaycroft]

Oh shit they're going after the turtles now...

[mysticchessecake]

He got them painted by April :)

[arthousepolitics]

[sveargith]