#tw barney

[cofimoth]

☕️🐰 Barney 🐰☕️

[sudeikisfms]

When Jason gets the aux but Levi is in the car.

[uncle-jj]

I hate him, I hate ye

I will chokehold ol' Barney

Then I'll break his legs,

Bash his head upon the door

So that he crawls on the floor

[unreliable--narrator-archive]

My sister runs over to me in crab position and stops. She makes eye contact and rasps.

“I skinned Barney alive.”

[boywizard-moved]

The Barney theme song implies that a group of children regularly experience mass hallucinations together.