summary: a story about y/n, Redbull’s new second driver, told in non-sequential order
a/n: I love febuwhump and have participated before for other fandoms but this is a first for me — attempting to compete it via smau only. Hopefully I can write a complete story eventually and I will be posting it on its own masterlist in the correct order to read but it’ll be written based on the febuwhump prompt list! @febuwhump
a/n2: based on the 2024 year; sorry checo but you got replaced earlier!
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Bluesky
user1: what exactly are you doing??
user2: you ever feel like something bad is gonna happen?
↳user3: yeah I’m getting that feeling now
charles_leclerc: you are playing with fire
↳pierregasly: I’ll be fine
oscarpiastri: please tell me this isn’t what I think it is
↳pierregasly: it is not what you think it is
↳oscarpiastri: I’m telling you know — you will NOT like how this is gonna end up
user4: I didn’t know you had a death wish…
↳logansargeant: for real
↳user5: Will you record the reaction?
↳logansargeant: no. i’ll be hiding in a bunker for safety
↳oscarpiastri: smart. I’ll be coming with you
↳liamlawson30: wait for me!
Bluesky
oscarpiastri: I’d like it in record I told him it was a bad idea
↳y/n_rb: thank you Oscar. Where is he?
↳oscarpiastri: absolutely no idea. Ask Charles? They’re friends
↳charles_leclerc: you would betray your father like this?
↳y/n_rb: start talking French man
↳charles_leclerc: I AM NOT FRENCH! I AM MONÉGASQUE!
↳y/n_rb: 😠😠😠
↳charles_leclerc: no idea! He ran away when Oscar exposed me
↳y/n_rb: thin fucking ice frenchie
y/n_rb: maxverstappen1 where is he
↳maxverstappen1: he was knocking my door but I laughed at him
↳y/n_rb: good choice
y/n_rb: landonorris???
↳landonorris: back in England! No idea on him
↳y/n_rb: thank you for your honesty
↳user6: you are really just going down the list aren’t you?
↳y/n_rb: I’m going to find him I swear to god
georgerussell63: he just left my place
↳y/n_rb: thank you!
↳pierregasly: GEORGE
↳y/n_rb: YOU!!!!!
user7: Are we gonna witness a French murder?
↳fernandoalo_oficial: non. I taught her better than that
↳y/n_rb: Mr. Fernando sir thank you for your lessons
Heres a little more about “Serf.”
I really wanted to draw what lies behind the wool of their mask, and what is behind the wool of the inquisition’s “veteran.” It is nasty nasty business cleaning up their messes. More so when your death in the field would take less time than an execution.
(Titus’s chest curls tight when faced with a baseline more brutalized than most astartes he’s met.)
(or it grows labor-some to breath for … some other ache when they are around.)
Soooo, normally I would say “just like my other reimagineds” but this isn’t like the others. They still are reimagineds but I’m taking a few points of the characters of Hazbin Hotel and rewriting them into MY ORIGINAL STORY: Overhaul Story. It takes place in the Underworld, it’s a layer below the humans where the first creations are left. Sooo no angels, they play a different role in this.
I’m not gonna dissect the problems with the characters’ designs as it’s the usual too much red and don’t reference X, Y and Z. I have bigger problems with the characters
sooo I’ll start with Niffty because I have little complaints with her: I feel extremely bad for her character since no one really likes her unless she’s involved with Alastor (or any other character for that matter). Not even Viv cared about her enough so she clearly didn’t try too hard with characterizing her but that weirdly worked in her favorite. Whereas Alastor, Viv was trying WAY TOO HARD, and Husk she just kinda put a normal amount of effort just to make him Angel Dust’s bf, Niffty didn’t have all that effort but she became extremely mysterious. Like why is she so murderous? What happened to her that drove her like that? I will say, I HATE THAT SHE GETS INFANTILIZED. she shouldn’t be labeled as Alastor’s daughter or even Husk and Angel’s daughter. That drives me insane!!
Vaggie’s got it a bit worse though, as at least Niffty can be given 5 descriptions that doesn’t involve Alastor. Vaggie is just Charlie’s girlfriend who’s just very loyal and serious and sarcastic. I kinda hate that her anger/temper was taken away, because it was different from everyone. Everyone has a bit of snark and sarcasm and Vaggie should’ve kept her anger. Like I get before the show she was Latina coded and the angry Latina stereotype isn’t great but for the show, they could’ve just shown her progressively repressing her rage until she blows up OR show her temper become less and less through the first season. I honestly just wish we get more of her OUTSIDE OF CHARLIE. The Angel secret doesn’t count, that was clearly a theory Viv stolen because she couldn’t think of anything to do with Vaggie. Even when there’s a FUCKING GLIMPSE OF POTENTIAL RIGHT IN HER AND THE AUDIENCE FACES, she doesn’t take it. Because if you want the only lesbian character to have goals outside of her gf, you’re a loser./s
And now down below is even MORE TEXTS AND PARAGRAPHS. Mostly with characterization, just let me be clear, these are my ocs but I referenced the important parts/aspects of Vaggie and Niffty.
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Meet Kikuko Arum
Working for Miss Raya Wydona, Kikuko Arum is a waiter/maid/chef (as she claims to be) for Wydona’s Web. A refuge/safe haven for other daemons in need of a hiding place, to physically heal or to ask for help.
Kikuko is a fly Bugge daemon type who’s very hyper, almost to a scattered point, as she’s always seen flying around the halls and dining room. She’s always seems busy and tends to multitask. Despite this, she’s actually really sweet and enjoys talking to new people. she’s very fond of her coworkers, who she enjoys hanging out with after hours.
She always keeps busy due to her being a bit of a workaholic. If she isn’t working, then she isn’t accomplishing anything which means she’s making nothing of herself. Kikuko has subconsciously tied up her self worth with her work, a result of her wanting to do something different compared to her family but also because of society.
While there isn’t a hierarchy in the Underworld, there are stereotypes that are put on each daemons and Flies were cursed with being seen as weak, small and gross, unable to accomplish anything unless it’s cleaning. It’s why Kikuko always avoids doing cleaning jobs (especially bathrooms) unless someone offers to help. She doesn’t mind taking orders, serving, cooking, and delivering room service, but she draws the line at cleaning rooms.
Unlike the other daemons, Kikuko heard about Miss Wydona and traveled to her for a job. Claiming to be a great cook, hoping to be hired as a full time chef. She did get the job however, Kikuko noticed how low the staff was and offered to help with other departments.
Kikuko works a lot with Lyric and Boreas, the only two chefs that the Web has. Well, Lyric is more of a bartender than chef, as most cooking goes to Boreas. She adores them both as Lyric is really cool and easy on the eyes. And Boreas is more so another chef that she likes getting opinions from as he can dictate what’s good or not.
Kikuko is a transgender (she/her) and bisexual. She does day dream of finding a true mate, she doesn’t dwell on it for too long. She’s got other things to do, although that’s not to say she doesn’t find a few daemons suitable.
Meet Kali Arya
tw: torture briefly mentioned
Working for Miss Raya Wydona, Kali is a bounty hunter that is assigned attack, kill, and/or rescue other daemons of the Underworld.
Kali is known to be calm, rational, but absolutely crazy when it comes to fighting. This wild side of hers is almost brutal to where you’d expect her to be two faced. But no, she puts what she’s learned from her previous Madame on the battle field. Fighting with all of your aggression.
Despite this rage fueled fighting, Kali can still be very knowledgeable and helpful with others. She’s rather empathetic to those who are injured or disabled, always lending an ear for them and provides possible alternatives.
This may be from her past experience working with a lady spider, Madame Griselda Temperance. She graciously gave Kali a place for refuge and job, a hunter that’ll transport or even kill precious meats for her. Kali was a transporter but eventually elevated to hunter. It was her duty to hunt certain targets in the human layer or rob other higher ups of their goods.
However, Kali did start to slip a bit. She was getting caught more often, her targets were catching on and even though she could take a majority of them out, Madame Temperance noticed the mistakes. The straw that broke the camel’s back was one incident where Kali got caught and beaten up badly by a Lord. Telling her to flees back to Temperance, she does so empty handed.
After multiple other mistakes, the Madame had decided to punish her in a way she’ll never forget. Slowly Ripping her wings out of her back. Despite this brutal act, Madame expected Kali to continue working but realized she couldn’t function.
Deeming her useless, Madame Temperance threw her out to get torn apart by others. However, it’s where Raya Wydona had met her and healed her up. Diana was bedridden for a couple of days, but once she had healed she did plan to escape. She would’ve but her morals kicked in, believing that she owes this Miss Wydona now. She did continue to help Miss Wydona, it was a sharp contrast to her being with Madame Temperance. Wydona is much more sweeter, forgiving even, Kali took a job as a bounty hunter. (In fact the uniform is what you’re seeing on her body.)
Kali uses she/her pronouns and is a lesbian. In fact, whenever she’s freed to go out, Kali talks to this pretty moth who hangs around the sclera gardens. Her name is Artemis, and Kali really enjoys her talkative nature and her plant powers. Voice Claim here: Tiana Camacho (also Black Raisin Cookie)
In a dystopian world where food is scarce, it's become a man eat man world. Rich buy and breed different 'breeds' of people for their meals and the poor kill each other for food, though the majority of them are caught and sold to bidders who plan on keeping them as show-pets.
Would it be wrong to imagine kids playing around with each other while being tied to a mast.... from where people come and take them to slaughter one by one-
Would it be too gruesome to imagine humans being bred to have a few specific high-quality organs for harvesting like how we breed plants for fruit and flowers... imagine them being abnormally large or small or disfigured but being called 'good harvest' by the cultivators, and being sold while being labelled as 'Normal variety', 'Dwarf Variety' or 'Exotic Variety' like how plants are sold—
Butchers would have disfigured bodies hanging and organs laid out on platters... while the rich come and buy them....
Would it be wrong?
For them to only ever know the light where their friends will be waiting for them? Would it be foolish for them to wish for the light to take them back home, where they will never be alone?
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I've had this idea rotating in my head about a butcher shop selling human meat and that somehow evolved into this while I was reading Biology-
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wAIT DON'T GO I SWEAR I'M COMPLETELY SANE--
@tabsters @chodzacaparodia @c00kietin @dokjas-lostselfpreservation I apologise in advance for this... :')
The moment felt like it was years ago, the small encounter was overshadowed by the Wonderbolts when they took her. But that night, the life she had to take.... Roseluck knew something was different about that pony. Roseluck knew that something was wrong when clouds still swirled the now lifeless body. Roseluck however still made her a burial, it was the least she could do... She thought it was an act of kindness, if she had to take a life the least she could do was bury them. Now with the blood of many ponies on her hooves the sentiment had to be discarded, it only put herself more at risk. The one she did do it for... has taken more lives than she could even imagine.
Kramzzles turn to be humanized at the request of someone asking, just like BS!Puzzles
Hes a chubby man, very soft and plush
His face was heavily disfigured- his upper lip is fully gone to where u can just see his skull. He has various Burns and Scars across his body from putting himself into danger in order to help others.
Hes been stressed so bad his hair is practically gone
But hes the same softie we know and love
He just puts on a funny Teddy Bear mask to hide his face from everyone
