#tw het

[sonbohyun]

my house ✧ kim sehyoon

for @sixce

[razielim]

Top 5 uuuuh fictional bottoms idk

I can’t believe you would come into MY house and ask ME to entertain the notion of the existence of fictional bottoms. I feel that this must be revenge for all the times that I argued against the existence of this or that distinction. Well played.

Kain, Legacy of Kain. We all know all noblemen are pillow princesses. No exceptions. And as the most arrogant, most embittered, most violently suppressive nobleman out there, Kain is the biggest bottom of them all. He’s never even used his dick.

Major General Olivier Armstrong, Fullmetal Alchemist. This one’s no pillow princess. Hands braced firmly against her desk, bent forward only a fraction, the majority of her uniform still immaculately in place, she orders the hardened soldiers of Fort Briggs into her office one at a time, and each fucks her trembling in his boots. After a few dozen, the tension of a long day’s hard work begins to thaw from her shoulders. Is this woman truly a bottom? We’ll never know, but we’re afraid to exclude her from this list.

Marshal, Animal Crossing. No explanation warranted.

Calo & Galdo, The Lies of Locke Lamora. The reason these twins argue, jab, and compete so much. Locke once suggested they toss a coin each night, but the pair got a mutinous glint in their eye at the interruption and asked him about his service top aspirations and whether he enjoys being tied up and ridden. Locke hid behind Jean, whom Calo and Galdo would clearly prefer for service top over someone as useless and tiny as Locke, but somehow it never seems quite right to even jokingly ask such things of Jean. They slunk off to out-cheat each other at cards for it. Again.

Edward Kenway, Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag. Another leader with a penchant for getting fucked by the men under his command. However, where Olivier has full control of her men at all times, Edward’s authority is a little more tenuous. He captains the ship, oh yes. Everyone freely admits he’s quite good at that. He inspires in them a sense of purpose and success too. But on lonely nights out at sea, he consistently finds himself at the bottom of the pecking order, even with new recruits acquired that same day from defeated enemy vessels. He’d be more enraged by this, but somehow the more they degrade and use him at night, the more obedient and competent his sailors are during the day. Like an affectionate pat on the head for a job well-done. Which of the two roles is the pat and which is the job, he’s not sure anymore.

[slimejellomold]

anthro mosquito species where the males all have variations on the same droning moe uguu~ voice like an autotuned anime character

(female mosquitoes are usually mute because their mouthparts take up needed room for vocal cords and talkity parts)

[sonbohyun]

SEHYOOON?!?!?!?!

[sonbohyun]

[migrationist]

Dating apps are such a psychosis. I can't even use instagram cause the rush of all the information is overwhelming to me. APD / OCD ass traits. But I do so well in real life options wise so I don't think that shit is necessary for anyone whatsoever. Like, I don't wear makeup (not as a principle, I'll get some heavy eyeliner / mascara a couple days a month but that's it), have shaved sides, small chest, horrible stick and pokes, don't shave my legs (they're not very hairy but they do have some hair on em) & wear mostly baggy clothes & my skin's not the greatest & I have piercings & both my mom and my aspie teacher suspected me of being on the spectrum but nothing's confirmed ... and I have all these young semi-emo bodybuilders into me which are my type. All I'm saying is, these people (aka self proclaimed incels, either sex) have minus charisma points & online exposure doesn't add anything valuable you couldn't get irl if you weren't such a beta cuck (also either sex). How is so much online feedback vs a real life human being to talk to validating instead of anxiety inducing.

[migrationist]

I want to thank long-haired men for their service

[uncomfortablecliche]

you know what men restricting their calories leads to?? femboys. if that’s what you’re rocking with that’s fine but leave me out of it!