#talysalankil

[the-overanalyzer]

read something that was clearly written by you. glanced at the user icon and had to do a double take. how come there's two talyses now. turns out there's not two talyses. there's just a gremlin mutual fucking with my perception of reality. again.

[nutella-icecream]

Fandom homework

Assigned by myself, inspired by @the-overanalyzer , for what fanworks I'd like to see or make

Torturing my self-insert by forcing them to live in the body of Damien from The Bright Sessions: This one kind of explains itself. I just think it would be neat to explore how one person could change the events of that universe, and also torment them relentlessly. I've started drafting it but won't feel comfortable publishing until I've figured out what happens in July (I'm currently in February)

2024 American men's gymnastics team group sex: it's a travesty that no one has written this yet. I may end up needing to write it myself, despite feeling entirely unqualified

Throwing FeMC into Gotham: I enjoy many stories about people with powers being forced to live in Gotham, and I think Minako being freed from the seal after many centuries but forced to live in another universe is a perfect candidate. I started drafting this one as well, but haven't figured out how I'd get Steph, Cass, and Minako to date yet

Goro Akechi in Kirkwall: there's something about the idea of chaotic evil, uses-something-like-blood-magic-for-the-pain, demon summoning, literally uses magic to drive people insane Goro Akechi that would be really funny in Dragon Age 2. He's powerful enough that he could probably survive long enough to find support, but he's feral enough that idk if anyone would want him. Maybe Merrill? Tbd

Nara Shikako in The Bright Sessions: while there is no version of Nara Shikako I think would voluntarily choose to go to therapy, the possibility of her getting imprisoned in Tier 5 and struggling to decide if escaping and/or destroying The AM is worth the potential costs to herself and the world fascinates me. And she has technically used her abilities to kill people (as a child soldier), which is more than what got Oliver sent to Tier 5.

Spring Awakening, but with badly understood Omegaverse: listen. I read a fic where no one knew that male omegas could exist in the 1980s, and it was fascinating. So like...how much worse would it be in 1890s Germany, with a complete lack of sex ed? The vague idea I wrote down was about Ernst and Hanschel having sex while they're both deeply confused about what's happening but I could easily see this becoming angsty. Oh my god what if Wendla got Melchior pregnant and they BOTH died. No hear me out—

Tormenting Mark Bryant by putting him in the X Mansion: I didn't develop this idea much, but Mark literally copies the abilities of every person inside a ~30 foot radius. He would go through So Much if he was dropped into a meeting of the X-Men. And if Rogue was there I think chaos would inevitably ensue. Plus, the X-Men are fictional in The Bright Sessions, so he gets to try tiptoeing around giving them a metafictional existential crisis the entire time

Tagging @talysalankil but you don't have to answer if you don't want to

[akimojo]

when you're done with the dissidia / dissidia 012 story, you should read up on the chaos and cosmos reports from both games and Scenario 000 (i don't think that one had cutscenes but it's still an interesting wrap-up for the duology) for the full lore btw

oh i'd love to get into the lore some more, i'll definitely do that

[pied-piper-pluto]

Some neurotypicals were staring at me. I put my middle finger up at them. Is that anything idk

Kfdksdklasfjkdjf

[iwritesnortsintragedies]

I really wish that people would realize insulting yourself as part of an apology, while definitely not a good thing, is not always a deliberate attempt at manipulation

Like, sorry some people have shit self esteem man, you don't have to abandon all claims to an apology but maybe don't kick them while they're down either idk -_-

[razielim]

Top 5 uuuuh fictional bottoms idk

I can’t believe you would come into MY house and ask ME to entertain the notion of the existence of fictional bottoms. I feel that this must be revenge for all the times that I argued against the existence of this or that distinction. Well played.

Kain, Legacy of Kain. We all know all noblemen are pillow princesses. No exceptions. And as the most arrogant, most embittered, most violently suppressive nobleman out there, Kain is the biggest bottom of them all. He’s never even used his dick.

Major General Olivier Armstrong, Fullmetal Alchemist. This one’s no pillow princess. Hands braced firmly against her desk, bent forward only a fraction, the majority of her uniform still immaculately in place, she orders the hardened soldiers of Fort Briggs into her office one at a time, and each fucks her trembling in his boots. After a few dozen, the tension of a long day’s hard work begins to thaw from her shoulders. Is this woman truly a bottom? We’ll never know, but we’re afraid to exclude her from this list.

Marshal, Animal Crossing. No explanation warranted.

Calo & Galdo, The Lies of Locke Lamora. The reason these twins argue, jab, and compete so much. Locke once suggested they toss a coin each night, but the pair got a mutinous glint in their eye at the interruption and asked him about his service top aspirations and whether he enjoys being tied up and ridden. Locke hid behind Jean, whom Calo and Galdo would clearly prefer for service top over someone as useless and tiny as Locke, but somehow it never seems quite right to even jokingly ask such things of Jean. They slunk off to out-cheat each other at cards for it. Again.

Edward Kenway, Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag. Another leader with a penchant for getting fucked by the men under his command. However, where Olivier has full control of her men at all times, Edward’s authority is a little more tenuous. He captains the ship, oh yes. Everyone freely admits he’s quite good at that. He inspires in them a sense of purpose and success too. But on lonely nights out at sea, he consistently finds himself at the bottom of the pecking order, even with new recruits acquired that same day from defeated enemy vessels. He’d be more enraged by this, but somehow the more they degrade and use him at night, the more obedient and competent his sailors are during the day. Like an affectionate pat on the head for a job well-done. Which of the two roles is the pat and which is the job, he’s not sure anymore.

[kidkytes]

based on your blog i think you're attracted to: boys

Boys boys boysI like boys in carsBoys boys boysBuy me drinks in barsBoys boys boysWith hairspray and denimBoys boys boysI love them!

Based off my blog tell me what kind of people I’m attracted to

[brewdeninglove]

talysalankil replied to your post “puzzle163 replied to your post “concept: Chris, after meeting Andrew...”

"Are you gay?" "No" "Oh so you're straight?" "No" …admittedly with more flourish because andrew, i guess

he had glitter in his shirt bc you never know when youll need to make a statement