Part 2 of Sam Monroe's pet Lucifer aus (I am convinced Lucie is a shapeshifter atp /j) snake dad!sam aka pt1, rat dad!sam aka pt 3
Lizard dad!Sam ft. Lucifer the frilled dragon
frilled dragon!Lucifer has a fucking ATTITUDE. let's get that out of the way first lol
every time Sam is complaining to you about it you're just like well.... ofc he does. he gets it from his daddy.
chokes on his SPIT when he hears you call him the d word
he frills around you the first couple times you see him, and Sam explains they mostly do that when they're nervous or threatened
you start being so deliberately sweet around Lucifer it makes Sam's chest ache
You walk up slowly to his enclosure, keep yourself low to the ground, and speak in a soft voice.
"Hi baby... how are you feelin' today? You staying moist? Your daddy tells me you gotta keep those pretty scales hydrated..."
again with the d word are you trying to kill him?????
it must be the same way you essentially domesticated Sam, because after a while Lucifer really warms up to you
there are some days where he's being such a picky eater that Sam doesn't even know what to do with him
but the minute you come over and hold this irritable, aggressive little lizard in your arms, scolding him like a baby and talking all sweet to him, that's when he decides to eat
Sam probably gives you the rest of Lucifer's food and gets up to put the bag away, shaking his head and muttering something like "you're both fucking impossible..."
but he turns away because he doesn't want you to see him almost smiling
I was gonna add diverse/inclusive pics of ppl holding lizards but I can't find any that aren't basically stockphotos!! regardless know that this is a space inclusive of all reader inserts <3
