#tw roach mention

[mysticaleldritchpunk]

THERES A FUCKING ROACH CRAWLING AROUND DOWNSTAIRS

[notsafeforiterators]

i wonder what noise scavengers would make if they weren't silent as construct. hmm. ive seen people headcanon chittering. if they were to make noise i dont think it would be from any sort of vocal chords they would do stuff like crickets. rub body part together to make sound. or hissing roaches who basically exhale air to make the hissing sound...... scavengers are so creatures

[deathsmallcaps]

I walk out of the shower. There is a fucking large roach by my trash can.

I tell my roommate’s dog to kill it with fire. Knowing that he won’t, I run and get my shoe and smash it.

Since I believed my brother and his girlfriend (the roommates) are asleep, all I brought to the bathroom was a pajama top and clean underwear.

Once the bug is dead, I flip my shoe back to where it came from. Standing in the middle of my apartment with just a shirt and underwear on.

I look up as I go to grab a paper towel to pick up the smashed bug. On the stovetop is a large pan full of uncovered cooked chicken. It’s been left for at least 2 hours.

You know, where the roach could’ve touched it. Ew.

Mentally I’m thinking “Bug on meat??? Especially the kind of meat most likely to be yucky dirty?? The Samauri’s curse meat? That stuff that gave that entire family a Life full of Shits because they liked to keep some on the counter??? Chicken meet with prints of bug feet??? And we have a perfectly good storage area??? The fridge???”

So, thinking they won’t hear me, I whisper-scream at what I thought was an appropriate level “MEAT? Where the bugs can get it???”

I then Realize that I forgot to brush my teeth, and I rush back into the bathroom just as someone from their room opens the door.

I hear rustling. Oh god they heard me.

I get out of the bathroom again and yup. The chicken is now in the fridge.

I am glad that the biohazard is gone. Being younger than me, they left a slight mess, but being such a great big sister, I finish clearing the stovetop. I try not to do for them anymore but I don’t mind getting those last bits.

But I feel bad because that wasn’t the most elegant methods of communication. And it certainly wasn’t supposed to actually be communication, just an expression of a strong feeling.

Such is life

[kibouhero]

While it certainly wasn’t uncommon for a Pro Hero to be sent on an out of town mission, it was the first time Kacchan had been called to join one since moving in with Izuku and Shouto. They had lived at Endeavor’s Agency for a few weeks before they’d all agreed to getting their own apartment together. 

It was approaching five months since they moved in and now Kacchan was gonna be gone for an entire week! While he was thankful for Shocchan’s company, that didn’t mean he’d miss their boyfriend any less. 

Kacchan now stood in the entryway as he and Shocchan said their goodbyes. He pulled out a piece of paper from his pocket and handed it to Izuku. “Read it,” he ordered gruffly. 

Izuku glanced down at the document that'd been typed out. It was more a bullet list of instructions than anything else. He furrowed his eyebrows before looking back up at Kacchan’s face. “...Why are there fifty-six bullets on here?” 

He flashed his boyfriend a mild glare. “We’re not that bad without you around!” He was very clearly offended. 

Kacchan clicked his tongue loudly at that. “The last time I left you dumbasses on your own, I came home to a charred kitchen wall and a broken toaster oven!” 

“The wall wasn’t charred!” Izuku argued before quietly adding, “Maybe a little stained from the fire, but we managed to fix it!” He frowned. “How were we supposed to predict that trying to catch a roach would lead to the toaster oven catching on fire?!” 

Kacchan leveled him with a flat stare. “You’re not helping yourself right now. I hope you fuckin’ know that.”

Izuku turned to Shouto then. “Shocchan, don’t you think fifty-six bullets is unreasonable?” He handed the paper off to his other partner so that he could read it for himself. 

@heterochromatica​

[ask-gonta-gokuhara]

Have you shown your bug friends to the others? Do they enjoy it?

Gonta has! And, well, not many did the first time. But there are some who did! Friends really liked the butterflies Gonta was caring for at the time, much more than roach friends and Lady that is for sure! But that is okay! Everyone different and not everyone likes all bug friends like Gonta. Especially when they don't know a lot about them first. So Gonta tries to teach friends so they can enjoy bug friends' company too!

Bug friends can be handful though! Especially Lady when she's hunting!

Hmm.. Gonta just remembered something but Gonta hopes this answered friend's question!

[steadypet101]

TW: R**ches mention and frog mention

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My TMNT Mutant Mayhem OC Susie Drake 5 headcannons #1

Sue is asexual

Her favorite movies are "Trolls" and "Trolls Band Together".

She had her hair half buzz cut and dyed it to pastel green when she was 15 years old

She is nearsighted (a trait she has from her father)

She has katsaridaphobia (fear of roaches) and ranidaphobia (fear of frogs)