#tw roaches

[h-a-unted]

Not you. You're not getting in.

[electricea]

okay, what the actual fuck lmao.

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[zapcat--0]

Genderroach

A term for individuals who do not use a label for personal reasons, and yet their relation to that label won’t die, like a cockroach in fatal environments. That is, they avoid using a term for themselves, yet they still feel the gender identity for a long period of time.

Image ID: A seven stripe flag that is horizontally symmetrical. There is a symbol of a green cockroach in the center. The first stripe is brown, the second stripe is white, the third stripe is light green, the fourth stripe is neon green, the fifth stripe is the same shade as the third, the sixth stripe is white, the seventh stripe is light brown. End ID

Creator’s note: Does this make sense? Is this stupid???

[arliarolli]

I just had the crook of my neck be bitten by a fucking bug. I didn't see what bug it was, but I'm a hundred percent sure it was a stupid ass baby roach. It would've been cool if it were a radioactive spider, but no. No, no, no. It was a roach, I know it. And I want to kill myself. At least I now know how Peter Parker would realistically act after being bitten by a bug—which would be to violently scratch your neck in panic. That is, if it were an actual fucking radioactive spider that gave you powers—not a random ass newborn roach that decided you were scrolling through TikTok the wrong way.

[mysticaleldritchpunk]

THERES A FUCKING ROACH CRAWLING AROUND DOWNSTAIRS

[tea-and-hockey]

Someone nuke my apartment building. Management has this absolutely BRILLIANT approach to pest control where they only treat the unit that makes a report, not even bothering to check the surrounding units. I lived here for three fucking years and had zero issue with bugs. In the summer I’d get fruit flies, but after a couple days of extra cleaning and traps they’d be gone. Since this neighbor moved in last year it’s been plague after fucking plague. First it was bedbugs. Then it was flies. Then it was roaches. Then it was spiders. And now it’s roaches again. NOTHING ABOUT MY CLEANLINESS HAS CHANGED. THE ONLY THING ABOUT MY ENVIRONMENT THAT HAS CHANGED IS THAT FUCKING NEIGHBOR. After this next round of roach treatment I’m going to hire someone to come in and deep clean my apartment in case there’s something I’m missing, and if that fails I’m smearing lambs blood on my fucking doorframe idk man.

[crazyheronman]

what.......what do you mean there are cockraoches in coffee? ... WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE COCKROACHES IN COFFEE