my eyes have been opened... hear me out on siscon! robin. reader doesn't have to be his blood sister but bro doesn't GAF, they treat each other like siblings and that's all he needs to feed his fantasy 💔💔 INF ACTTYYY if in english class some1 asks if u and robin are dating b4 getting him as a love interest he's gonna say that the pc is like their siblings bro IS NOT BEATING THE ALLEGATIONS. i think abt that piece of dialogue a lot after making him a LI
i have said my case (i'm mentally sane & well ppl) please someone tell me im not crazy gmg
there's potential 🥹
(((if this ask is too much or feel uncomfortable answering plzz delete this))
BWO IM WRITING A FIC ON THIS I SAW YOUR ASK WHEN U FIRST SENT IT AND I JS WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW IM NOT LEAVING U IN THE DARK I AMM IN FACT WORKING ON A FIC I FUCKING LOVE SISCON CONTENT AND I LOOOVE SISCON ROBIN YOURE GENUINELY A GENIOUS WHY DIDNT I SEE THE LIGHT SOONER????
also DONTTTT be ashamed to leave asks like this!! kekek i love any kind of dark content like i said, as long as it doesnt involve pedophilia or beasteality its literally on the table!! incest (yes, even blood related) is totally fine kekek
the real question is... big brother! robin... or little brother! robin....? 🤔🤔🤔 decisions... i can see both... i havent gotten quite far in the fic so i havent decided yet... hmmmmmmmmmmm... the dynamic can go both ways... HMMMM....
TIME FOR INCEST DISCUSSION!!
big brother! robin, who is obsessed with the idea of doting on you and taking care of you... after all, he's your big brother and he should be the one providing for you! unfortunately for you, big brother is a bit perverted, and "taking care" of you also encompasses climbing into your bed at night and making you feel good, even if you didn't really ask for it... (he says he's only fucking you to make YOU feel good, to service YOU... so why is he so turned on at the thought of fucking his little sister in general???)
OR OR ORRR
little brother! robin who feels like he needs to overcompensate for the fact that he's the younger sibling... he wants to be able to prove to his big sister he can provide for the family!! unfortunately for you that ALSO encompasses climbing into your bed at night??? you can never win with this guy... serial sister fucker, he just gets off to how taboo it all is...
I HAVE TO THINKKK I HAVE TO THINKK its basically the same principle... robin in the game expresses shame for having you take care of them, so i can see brother! robin (no matter big or little) wanting to provide for his sister... but hes suchh a fucking pervert that desire to take care of you would translate into some very dark fantasies... that he ends up taking out on you either way
BUT see if its big brother he'd inherently feel like he has the responsibility, if its LITTLEE brother i feel like he'd be EVEN MORE desperate to prove he can care for you...
wait okay i might go for little brother! robin and big sister! reader... desperate robin is so hot FAHKK...
hmmm... but big brother content is hot too... OH FUCK MANNNN TSSS IS THE DILEMNA THIS IS THE DILEMNAAAAA
HELP IM GOING SO FERAL OVER CALEB AND YOURE MY FAVORITE LNDS AUTHOR SO ITS REALLY NOT HELPING. YES CALEB WOULD SO BE INTO MAKING YOU CRY, YOU MADE HIM WAIT FOR YEAAARS PINING AFTER YOU SO HES GOING TO GET REVENGE EVERY TIME YOU WANT TO FUCK HIM NOW. Want to cum? Okay. Cum five times and only when you’re sobbing does he ask if it’s too much— and when you ask for MPRE??? Relentless.
PLEASE ALSO WHEN VIPER CALLED HIM A SISCON I THREW MY PHONE BUT HES RIGHT- Caleb can deny it all he wants but let’s be so fr the forbidden aspect turns him on even mooooore. WRITE SOMETHING, ANYTHING ABOUT THIS AND ILL SACRIFICE MY FIRST CHILD TO YOU POISON
Did you read my mind anon cause I was just writing about Caleb's twisted inner monologue in the metro earlier???
This is a little teaser for you pookie~
When Viper calls him a siscon for the first time Caleb snaps his neck, turning until the wires snap and screws bend clean in half. It didn’t stop Viper from laughing, if anything it made it worse.
It also gets Caleb thinking, a horrid mixture of guilt and desire churning against his gut.
When did he start feeling this way?
You were always someone precious to him, someone to protect, someone to turn to no matter what fucked up shit the world threw at him. And after that old bitch took you and Caleb in the two of you grew up together, inseparable. Practically like siblings. So when did the desire to protect you, to always be beside you, to know your every secret and desire get twisted into whatever this is?
Maybe it’s always been there. That scares him the most.
It gets Caleb thinking, remembering the days in middle and high school when you’d come to his room at night crying about some boy from class. How he’d coax you into his bed and hold you gently, whispering sweet praises and joking around until you smiled up at him, saying “Thanks gege,” in a way that made his head feel light. All while thinking about just how badly he wanted to snap the neck of the boy who dared hurt you.
That, and just how nicely you fit in his arms, the perfect size for him to embrace with just one hand, tucking your head under his chin as you fell asleep in his arms. Thank god, or else you might have felt just how hard he was wiping away your tears.
Caleb who then vows then never to make you cry, not unless you beg for it.
Caleb who gives in, innocent habit of taking photos of you and for you turning into a more private hobby as he takes photos when you don’t notice. When you work out with him at the gym, when you’re getting ready for bed, while you’re sleeping. He has a locked album on his phone for his eyes only.
Caleb who gives in, head buried into your pillow whenever he comes back from the academy, inhaling your lingering smell of your shampoo and you as he fucks himself into your mattress, eyes rolling back at the scent surrounding him. He steals your underwear every time he comes back now, leaving with a new pair and hoping you don’t notice. Maybe hoping you do.
Caleb who swears he just loves you, the girl he swore to protect, the girl he grew up with, the girl who still calls him “gege”.
TW: incest ofc, possessiveness, size difference, unhealthy attachments/codependency, a tiny bit yandere?
////spoilers for Mickbell's backstory, fem reader
considering how attached he is to Kuro, who is basically his only family, I can only imagine how protective and clingy Mickbell would be if he had a pretty girl for a companion. So instead of finding Kuro alone, you're already by his side when Kuro joins your small- now a little less small- family.
Although he canonically has a sister, I kind of like the idea of found family tall-man! reader who is a little younger than Mick and also was left to fend for herself as a child. He probably meets you in a similarly dire situation to how he found Kuro, and though he got by on the principle of 'every man for himself' up until then, he's swayed by your endless stream of tears, the way you tug desperately at his shirt and plead him to help you, the way your position mirrored his own.
Since you're not a half-foot, you end up far outgrowing Mickbell, but he still takes to his role as your big brother, never letting you out of his or Kuro's sight, eating less when necessary to make sure you have plenty of food, snatching pretty things he thinks you'll like, fussing over you, discouraging your naturally trusting nature and reminding you the only one you can really count on is him (and Kuro, but him first). On the battlefield, Mick lacks the ability to properly protect you, but he makes sure to always at least hide where he can always see you, and orders Kuro to prioritize your safety. You, in turn, remain vigilant over the other two, and since you're proficient with a bow, you take it upon yourself to compensate for your brother's lack of self defense.
I like to think that growing up with you by his side has made him a little more considerate and courageous, but he's largely still stubborn and petulant, and in some ways less mature than you despite the age difference. That said, he's still more street smart than you are, and insists you stay close at all times. You trust Mickbell more than anyone, so you always do as you're told - mostly.
You know that you can't just trust anyone, but you also don't want to believe that everyone is out to get you either. You know that your brother is only looking out for you, but you think he's being overdramatic by insisting you don't get close to anyone else, and you want to show him that it's okay to rely on others too. And while his reluctance to trust anyone else is a major reason he dissuades you being friendly with others, it's not the only one. In reality, he's just as anxious about the possibility of you taking a liking to someone else and leaving him to join them instead.
Though he doesn't admit it to you, Mickbell is hyperaware of how ill-equipped he is to protect you, how you would be better off with someone of a different race. He's especially paranoid that you'd prefer a tall-man for a companion, and is especially insecure around any competent and good looking tall-man your party encounters. It doesn't help that other people make snide comments about the two of you, about how for a "big" brother, Mickbell is far less mature and dependable than you are (and yes, smaller than you). You always wave off their comments, reminding everyone that he saved you, and Kuro, and that even if you aren't actually related, he's a great brother, and an important member of the team. Your defenses always have Mickbell grinning smugly or sticking his tongue out at his detractors. Likewise, if anyone ever has a problem with you or even suggests anything negative about you, he'll defend you really fervently - even if the criticism was valid and put gently.
When you first joined Kabru's party, it was a bit of an adjustment for both of you. You weren't used to being around anyone but Mick and Kuro regularly, so you were a little nervous about making a good impression. Thankfully, everyone gets along well and before long, you could even say you're friends with everyone, growing particularly close to Daya and Holm. You're relieved that Mickbell also transitions into the party pretty easily. Still, the decrease in time with only each other is difficult at first, and means you have to find any opportunity to spend time together. Any time you aren't in battle, you're always at each other's side, your hand in his when you walk. Whenever you're sitting around the campfire, one of you is usually wrapped around the other - Mickbell's favorite is when he sits on something that elevates him enough so that when you're sitting on the floor in front of him, he can drape his arms around your shoulders while your party converses.
It's something your party has taken note of. Your closeness was of course expected, but sometimes it surpasses what most people would expect from siblings. Technically, they reason, it's not really that strange since you aren't actually related, but it still has your party members exchanging fleeting glances or avoiding eye contact at times.
Eventually Mickbell realizes it would be easier if he just didn't refer to you as his sister. Maybe if he called you his childhood friend or just a companion, no one would think twice when they saw you sharing a bed roll. But to call you anything less than his family would just feel.. insufficient. More than that, it wouldn't change the way you feel about each other when you're alone. You're everything to him, it's only ever been you and him. You're each other's first companions, first protectors, first kiss. And while you two are mindful to not be too affectionate around the others, when it's just you two, he reminds you just how much he adores you. Just how much it doesn't matter if you're taller or bigger than him, how much you've grown - he's still your big brother and he still knows how to take care of you best. And of course, he needs to make sure he's still your favorite.
I really don’t see the appeal of the Bakemonogatari Series. Like the animation is good.
But that fucking head tilt
Plus the constant frame changes
Plus the god awful anime female stereotypes
Plus there is a character that identifies as a lesbian but then turns around and constantly flirts and sexually harasses the main male character
Plus the fucking toothbrush scene and the constant lolicon and siscon crap
Like the whole basic plot I am all over. An anime about oddities: Sign me the fuck up! But then the fanservice and harem crap is so cringeworthy I just can’t watch it anymore and I don’t understand why anyone would want to watch it.
Bakemonogatari is just something that looks good but tastes fucking awful. Like the food they use in advertisements.
