#tw: vaping

[sofiaruelle]

My 2 favorite divas.

[fxckin-blackbeard]

ᒥ💀ᒧ—         RIP Edward Teach, you would have loved vapes. Fruity flavors that you can blow smoke rings with? Nothing but a vibe.

[kuwentista]

are we okay? i'm not okay.

[penandswords]

"What is this about vaping?"

SERIOUSLY? again?! was someone STALKING her? HOW the heck did he find out.

"V-vaping did I say vaping? I meant-" yeah nope she couldn't think of anything else that sounded like vaping.

"It was a JOKE. I would NEVER." She's looking at him like a deer in headlights. Darn.

[djchad]

before entering the house, chad took one big puff of his vape, after all he actually respected kalani and didn’t want to do it in her house. if it were anyone else, he’d say fuck it. blowing out the smoke, he enters the house. “whaddup, the life of the party is here!” he announced loudly to all the guests as they all turned to look over towards his loud obnoxious self. “i brought shit to make cocktails and also chicken alfredo. gonna go set up and make a few cocktails, want one?” 

[ladderofyears]

Grapefruit.

“You’ll never guess what happened yesterday,” Draco told Pansy, voice delighted.

“Not without some clues,” Pansy replied. “But you're only ever this thrilled whenever you’re talking about Potter. Do go on.”

“Clever witch,” Draco answered. “So, yes. Harry was having a cigarette break. I joined him. Couldn’t bear to be stuck in that infernal meeting even a second longer. But Harry didn’t smoke! He had this clever little Muggle device. A vape, I believe he called it! Would you believe, it smelt like grapefruit?”

Pansy wrinkled her nose. “That sounds repulsive.”

Draco continued. “It wasn’t the most appealing scent, I’ll grant you. But that’s not the point!”

“Then what is the point?” Pansy asked, mystified.

“The point is, Harry is attempting to stop smoking. He said, and I quote, that I know you don’t like it. He also said he’s tired of me complaining about kissing an ashtray. I’m really proud of him, Pansy. He seems very set on kicking the habit.”

Pansy smirked. “And how was it?” she asked. “Snogging the new, improved Potter?”

“A gentleman never kisses and tells,” Draco said, a smile curling the edges of his lips. “But, let’s just say, grapefruit has never tasted better.”

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For the @drarrymicrofic prompt of: We Fell In Love In October, specifically the lines: Smoking cigarettes on the roof/ You look so pretty and I love this view.

Have a lovely weekend lovely people xxx

[the-mostdiabolik-of-lovers]

(TW: mentions of smoking) How would the M+T boys react to finding their s/o smoking a cigarette or vape?

Ruki: You realise how fragile your lungs are, don’t you? As a mortal, that could have serious health implications in future.

Kou: M-Neko-Chan, c’mon now... You’re really gonna vape without letting me in on it? It’ll be our little secret, yeah~?

Yuma: Don’t be smokin’ out ‘ere! My plants needa breathe, ya know, and you’re screwin’ their growth over with this!

Azusa: Why are you... doing that? Doesn’t that hurt... your throat and lungs? “If I breathe in and not... suck?”. Can I... try?

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Carla: What is with you mortals and putting harmful things into your bodies? You are an entire species of masochists.

Shin: If you’re gonna be doing something like that, do it outside. I don’t want this kind of smell clinging to my curtains.

[wallapology]

Okay I just moved back home for the summer and my friend found my plastic laser screwdriver in my piles of stuff, picked it up, and asked, “is this a vape?” Nevermind that I’m still not over that but it led me to the realization that if TEoT took place in 2021 you know homeless Simm would find a pen somewhere… and would