Like and Subscribe? Yeah, Dark thinks he will
(Is this the worst title I’ve ever made? Yes.) Twark snippet 🖤💚
The lowrider with the constantly changing plates was back. Dark wasn’t sure when the car had reappeared in its usual spot but he made his move the moment he’d noticed it. He’d already wasted enough time and he was not willing to wait another minute. So at eight in the morning on a Sunday, he pounded on his neighbors door, expression already appropriately mirthful.
“Wakey wakey!” He sung at the door, “I need to talk to you! So get up and come to the door, asshole!”
After nearly a full minute of knocking like an overeager policeman the click of a lock stopped Dark. With his hand still in the air the door swung inward, revealing a figure cloaked in the darkness of his own apartment.
Shadows' frame leaned heavily on his own door, hair a ruffled mess of a birdnest. He was half dressed in pajamas, as if he’d just given up halfway and thrown himself into bed with his jeans and socks still on. His eyes, unprotected by his usual shades, are shut against the bright fluorescents of the hallway. It’s a very inefficient and potentially dangerous way to answer a door.
But convenient if you’re Dark. “Oh good! You’re half asleep. This makes it much easier!”
Dark slipped into the apartment through the gap, patting Shadow on the back lightly as he passed. “Thanks for inviting me in, buddy. I just gotta borrow something. I’ll pay you back later, ‘kay?”
Shadow shuts the door and the apartment goes dark. He makes some unintelligible noises and shuffles back to his bedroom, face planting back into his bedsheets. He goes still, breathing evening out in sleep.
Dark smiles. He’ll take that as permission.
Dark gleefully swipes the wallet from the kitchen counter and makes his escape, waving over his shoulder at his unconscious friend. “Thanks a million, pal!”
The door shuts and Dark retreats to his own apartment, smiling at all his new credit cards.
Dark scrolled through the camera roll. He traced the curves and contours of the nude body on his screen, biting his lip in appreciation. The way the photos were taken invoked an almost bashful aura, the mans face always obscured or turned away. Inexperienced with showing off his impressive body, the man still managed to capture a surprising amount of masculinity and power in the way he flexed and stretched.
Also, holy shit - that ass. Premium membership was so, so fucking worth it.
Dark grinned as he scrolled onto a picture that showed off Twi’s impressive backside. Yup, that’s going on his home screen.
Someone pounded on his door.
“Hey asshole! I know you're in there! Gimme back my wallet!”
“Well, look who’s up.” Dark crows. He saves the picture and snatches up the leather wallet from his bedside. He opens his front door only to be met by an angry punch to his shoulder. If Shadow was any bigger than an average pre-pubescent teen it might have even hurt.
Dark grins down at his friend. “Is that any way to greet a friend?”
Shadow snatches his wallet from Dark’s pants, quick as a whip. “You better not have spent all my money, dickhead.”
“Oh no,” Dark cries mundanely, rolling his eyes. “Goddess forbid I max out Kingsley Max’s credit card. I didn’t know you changed your name.”
Shadow pushes past the bigger man. “It’s the principle of things.”
“You don’t have any principles.”
“Shut up.” Shadow said. He tucked his wallet back into his pocket after checking the contents to make sure everything was in there. “Why the hell did you even need my card? You have your own. Did you lose it all in your liver or something?”
“Nah. I just needed to be untraceable.” Dark shrugs. He walks to the kitchen and takes out a beer. He offers on to Shadow, who takes his peace offering.
Shadow tilts his head so his shades dip low enough to make eye contact with Dark. “You doing something shady?”
“Good. I’d hate to lose money on something lame.”
Dark wants to {CENSORED} Twilight so bad it makes him look stupid.