#twd milton

[howbatti]

[ratselfship]

Okay. Well.

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Milton: I am a scientist. I have a working knowledge of the entire universe and everything it contains

Andrea: Who’s Radiohead?

Milton: (after twitching for a moment) I have a working knowledge of the important things

[reflectivepuddle-blog]

Imagine being Aaron and dating Rick, but Rick is Negan's daughter so you have to fight Negan for Rick and then Luciel hits you in the face and you die but she didn't get your brain so you rise back up and bite Negan so Negan says "ow" and then you can have Rock all to yourself but now since you're a walker you don't love him anymore you just want to eat him and while you're eating him Milton shows up and takes off his shirt to reveal his galloping abs. And when all three of you see Milton's galloping and you're cured from the disease and come back to life. The whole time the cure was Milton's galloping abs. So then you take a picture and get a jumbo screen and show to picture to the whole world and then the outbreak is over.

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Andrea: Have I ever told you you’re like a sexy praying mantis 

Milton: Every time you drink alcohol

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Merle: I don’t want to tell you how to do your job, but when a mouse completes a test, it gets rewarded with a food pellet

Milton: It also gets its brain plucked with by a tweezer

Merle: And its last meal is a food pellet? You’re a monster

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Jenner: You don’t go into science for the money

Milton: Speak for yourself. Last month my company both invented and cured restless eye syndrome. Ca-ching, you blinky chumps!

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Milton: I just finished this fascinating book. By the year 2030, there will be computers that carry out the same amount of functions as an actual human brain. So theoretically, you could download your thoughts and memories into this computer and live forever as a machine!

Merle: And I just realised I can sleep with my eyes open