i dont reguarly read DWM but sometimes i do and then it makes me think that this is what i like doing and want to do all the time EVEN THO it ragebaits me everytime. but hey where else do i get delgado on his knees in front of twelve -> delgado pinning twelve down by his ears
Hello, hello, hello! My lovely readers from across space and time!
I have a bunch of new stories that I'm working on, and one of which has been this lovely fic concerning the...dare I say INEVITABLE meeting between our favourite classic who Master and my lovely OC Ophelia Witcher!
So here we go! Enjoy the ride, friends!
(And there is Twelvegado in this too, so @clowns0cks is getting a mention as the ship's CEO!)
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A clatter of metal shattered through the echoed air of the small circular canopy. It was strange, the Master thought, that the TARDIS even had one of these places for these kinds of debaucherous endeavours. But here he was, settling an ancient grudge (he was exaggerating, for him it had only felt like 5 minutes) with his new darling Doctor. And this incarnation seemingly was drawn to him like a pen to paper. The velvet of his navy jacket did help with…familiar comforts. But there was something a little bit more desiring in what this silver fox could bring.
The Doctor managed to get his old friend lover onto the ground with no hesitation, pointing the sword gently into his stomach. Muscle memory, perhaps? "Master, I thought you had it in yourself to finish me?" The slight sheen of sweat on his brow seemed to make him look even more star-strikingly delectable than normal. And that laugh certainly didn't help the current tension in the room. The Master scoffed, knocking the sword out of his hands and toppling him over.
"Urgh, the fuck was that for?" The Doctor groaned as he fell down next to him, inches away from actually slamming into his chest.
"Cutting you down to my size."
"Arsehole."
"But you love it, Theta." The Master quickly got up and reached a hand down to help the Doctor up. Brushing off the dust from his velvet jacket, he tried grabbing the sword back from the Master, but he kept lifting it out of reach of his grip.
"Wait, stop it, that isn't fair! You're meant to be the short one!" The Doctor groaned, practically jumping onto him in order to reach, which left his leather-gloved counterpart giggling. And then throwing the sword out of the way in order to grab onto him instead. "The short one couldn't possibly do this then." He beckoned, before marking the Doctor with one kiss after another. He froze for a second before getting them closer to sitting on the ground, snogging.
And it was in that moment where they were…a little bit distracted from someone waltzing in.
"Mysterious and spooky!" A young lady with a sharp sense of style and a pair of headphones blasting music really loudly (almost too loudly) came into the room, singing along to, of all things, the Addams Family theme tune. "They're altogether groovy, the Addams Family- SHIT!"
"Miss Witcher!" The Master tried to guide the girl's fall, but she still ended up on top of both of them. Of all the situations to get stuck in, Ophelia had never expected it to be…this. Especially after last time.
"Gosh, why is is always me who walks in on you kissing…?" She rolls her eyes a little before realising which two people she was addressing. "Wait a sec, you ain't Missy, or River, or Clara! Why are you-"
"So, you're my future." The Master took a quick gaze at the smiley girl, who was starting to realise who the strange man was.
"And you are the Master, I expect." She grinned, before turning to her friend. "Doctor, really, how do you get divas like this? He's fucking stunning!"
"Um, well-"
"Am I really that much of a drama queen, Theta? Because honestly that works."
"God, I wish you both were arguing now!" The Doctor was blushing, head in his hands, and the other two in the room began to laugh.
Ophelia took the Master's gloved hand and rushed towards the library. "Glad to see the gloves, touching hands is weird!"
The Doctor had to chase after them, praying they wouldn't cause chaos in the meantime.
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After the Doctor had found them - they had managed to access Missy's bedroom and Ophelia was trying to help (read: watched) the Master apply eyeliner - they had converged in the library, crashing into a chaise longue and a bean bag.
"So… what's the deal with you two?" Ophelia began to interrogate, which startled the two time lords. They tore apart from each other, the Master even starting to whistle a little.
"What deal? We're not-"
"Don't lie to me, Doctor. I saw it in your eyes!" Ophelia giggled a little, pointing out a section of the library that the two of them were pointedly not looking at. "If I'm getting this social cue correctly, and I'm hoping that I'm right…you two did something over there that you'd rather not say in front of me."
"Fine." The Doctor huffed. "We made out over there."
Immediately, the young Gallifreyan started looking at them with a lot of glee. "OH MY GOSH."
"Oppy, it is not that big of a deal-"
"Hush up, pretty boy, it is that big of a deal." The Master interjected from where he had grabbed a few books for them to read.
Eventually, they had managed (through, at points, uncontrollable laughing) to get through most of Much Ado about Nothing.
"But I must tell thee plainly, Claudio undergoes my challenge; and either I must shortly hear from him, or I will subscribe him a coward." The Master read, slowly leaning into the Doctor's shoulder. Ophelia was watching them with a keen eye, curious to see what would happen. He continued, smirking a little as he realised where they were up to. "And I pray thee now, tell me for which of my bad parts didst thou first fall in love with me?"
"If you both want to have a moment, just tell me. I'll just cover my eyes with the book-" The young Gallifreyan intruded, grinning.
"Ophelia!" The Doctor warned. "But anyway…" He turned to look at the Master. "For all of them together; which maintained so politic a state of evil that they will not admit any good part to intermingle with them." The Doctor took the Master's face in his hands, knowing what to say next. "But for which of my good parts did you first suffer love for me?"
"Suffer love!" The Master scoffed a little bit, causing his counterpart to giggle. "A good epithet, I do suffer love indeed, for I love thee against my will."
"Thou and I are too wise to-" The Doctor quickly skipped a line, before the Master dove in for a kiss. Ophelia, as promised, covered her face with the book and chuckled.
"Were you two holding in your tension this entire time?"
The Doctor broke off the kiss before biting his thumb at her, leaving her fake-astounded and the Master laughing.
Which was quickly hushed by the Doctor kissing him again, but that's a different story.
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REFERENCE TIME!!!
So, the swordfight references are due to The Sea Devils, which is another time in which Delgado!Master got defeated by a velvet-wearing Doctor.
The Addams Family theme mention was not just coincidence - I do think Twelve and Delgado!Master have Morticia and Gomez vibes. (Although who is who, I leave it to you to decide :D)
My dear OC cannot catch a break with walking in on people in intimate situations - she also ends up walking in on River and Missy making out during the events of one of my episode ideas, Cult of Escapism.
Obviously I had to add one of my favourite Shakespeare plays into the mix, and the scene before Hero's funeral has got some iconic lines from Beatrice and Benedick.
And finally, the biting thumb thing from the Doctor at Ophelia is indeed him politely flipping the bird at her. It's a direct reference to how the fight in Act 1, Scene 1 of Romeo and Juliet started.
Hopefully you enjoyed reading this! I do also have a lovely Twissy fic on the slate ready for release, so if people are interested then do let me know!
But for now, have a lovely day, and see you in the stars!
Yeah, that's the title I went with. Hence the car meme. (I know it's a very bad pun but it makes sense with the ending)
Tagging @clowns0cks as our incredible Twelvegado CEO!
So this is essentially Twelve and Delgado finding each other, then finding the car, and then kissing in the car. Have fun with this!
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The Doctor hummed to the gramophone in the UNIT dining hall. Sweeping the floors was never his style, but he had been a caretaker before - why not continue the trend? As the last soldiers dispersed, he whistled to another staff member. "Hey, gonna take a breather outside, can you take over?"
The man, just finishing a cigarette, nodded swiftly and as the Doctor saluted, saw him take his leave.
As the long corridors took him to the meadows surrounding the sweeping manorhouse UNIT had taken residence in, he kept an eye out for a certain goatee-donned man with impeccable taste in gloves and a passionate besotted nature that somehow swept him off his feat. Well, that was the Master for you, always that little bit flamboyant in the way that spoke to him perfectly.
He strolled along the paths connecting buildings to barracks, the red camellias and spearmint shrubs lining the walkways, and as the Doctor reached the steps where he knew the library was close, he was then intrigued by the change in flowers. The zinnias were seemingly in bloom, the pinks and oranges contrasting from the overwhelming crimson arrangements.
Indeed, he was so enthralled by the flowers (you could hardly blame him, they were stunning), he failed to notice the silvery voice lingering in the back of his head.
How in all the universe am I constantly winning against you noticing me, my dear Doctor?
The Master grasped his hand and gently pulled him into a quiet corner of the building, being careful in their little dance to not step on the flowers. The Doctor finally noticed that he was in the presence of his old friend after he felt the plush kisses on his hand. "Hey dearie." The Doctor purred from the affection, as the Master kept the heavy kisses coming up his arm, leaving him breathless.
"Kept me waiting, Doctor." The gloved man responded after reaching his shoulder, whispering into the Doctor's ear.
"I couldn't find you, idiot." The Doctor quickly grabbed onto the Master's coat, keeping him from...well, confronting him any further via sexual tension. "Don't blame me."
"Why don't you make it up to me then? You know how to drive that old car of yours."
"Wait, do you mean Bessie? Thank god you didn't call it Brum like that one time Missy-"
"What do you mean?" The Master stepped back, slightly confused.
"...Spoilers. Now, come on!"
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Bessie was never entirely an uncomfortable car to ride on, hence why it had that charm the Doctor's past self seemed to adore so much. But trying to find it had...rather put a damper on the mood the two time lords had going.
"For Rassilon's sake, why can't I remember where I parked her?" The Doctor scowled, his head in one of his hands.
"Why did you imply you knew then?!" The Master argued back, slamming him against another wall.
"Because we had something going, you idiot! Plus, you didn't sound like you were going to help either."
"Well then, allow me to guide us then." The Master booped his nose before grabbing his hand and running back the way they came.
"Are you sure this is the right way? We literally-"
The Doctor tried to complain, before being promptly stopped by the Master kissing him deeply, before continuing to drag his flustered body towards where he knew the yellow car was.
And indeed, he was right, as the locomotive was lingering in an abandoned hangar.
"My dear Doctor, this is the fucking reason why you need to get out into your timestream more often." The Master span around before cackling at his accomplice's stunned face.
"Are you seriously that stunned? Your darling friend gets around more than you?"
"Shut up now-" The Doctor's face contorted into a smirk before taking the Master's lips onto his. As they backed up against the vehicle, the Master saw an opportunity to... let's just say get one up on the variant he knew best. So, he grabbed the Doctor's shoulders, releasing him from their embrace.
"Isn't now the best time to...get on the car?" He bit his lip which now left the Doctor in giggles.
"Yes, but please...never do that again, it makes you look silly."
"What's wrong with silly?"
"Nothing, it just makes you look less approachable."
The Doctor quickly scarpered onto the seating, before yanking his counterpart up and onto him and continuing to place kisses on the Master, even leaving a mark on his neck the same way he had so long ago in the lab.
As they leaned further and further onto the car, it was clear that there was certainly something going on.
As the goatee-wearing member of the two bit down on the Doctor's ear, he let out a decently volumed "OW!" leading to the Master stopping for a second to place a finger to his lips and lean back from where he was on the passenger seat.
"Shush, dear. I love you, but not enough that I'm gonna risk us getting caught."
"Mm, okay, got that, please continue, Kosch-" The Doctor groaned, wrapping an arm around his lower back and a tight hand on his hair, pulling him back into his body for more smooches on his neck.
But as the Master tried to get closer to the Doctor - or rather, to straddle him - he failed to remember that there was a limit to how far he could move without setting things off.
So as he wrapped both his legs around his velvet-adoring Theta, and stretched out his arms, he didn't notice the car horn.
BEEEEEP!! BEEP-BEEP-BEEEEEEEEEPP!!
"Shit, shit, SHIT-" The Master quickly muttered, his mouth just millimetres from the Doctor's as he got his legs out from around him and scrambled out the car. He quickly went around to escort his now completely intoxicated-with-love dear Doctor off the seat and then rushing away from the hangar with haste.
"How did you think that was going to end?! There's too many noisy bits on the fucking car!" The Doctor quickly recovered and punched him in the gut once they were out of sight.
"Well, at least we got something in, didn't we, dear?" The Master rolled his eyes, yanking the Doctor through an open door. "Now, let's go find your stupid-"
"Who are you and why are you with the Master?" The velvet-cloaked Doctor shouted from inside the library. The two lovebirds glanced back at the other Doctor, and then back at each other.
"Shall we?" The Doctor pleaded for an escape.
"Yeah, let's get out of here." The Master chuckled before taking his hand, as the two of them booked it back out of the view of the Doctor's past self.
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Okay, reference time :D
I said that UNIT was in a manorhouse because....to be honest, it's not really easy to know where they are during 3's era.
I got to add flower language, so: red camellias mean "you're a flame in my heart", spearmint means "warmth of sentiment" and the zinnias mean both "thoughts of absent friends" and "lasting affection". Whatever your interpretation of the meaning of those flower choices, I'm so curious to hear!
The cool arm thing that Delgado does with Twelve is legit the kisses thing that Gomez does with Morticia. It's hot, and absolutely something I think he'd do.
The Brum reference is because Bessie looks like an adult version of the iconic children's car. (And yes, at some point I did write "daddy brum". Which is leaving me reeling as I'm writing this.)
I do think that Twelve gets flustered quite easily, so by the time they finally get to the car, I'm pretty sure that there's a shit ton of tension that needed to be released between them.
The lip biting thing is something that sounds good in concept but really, is anyone turned on by that?? Also it makes people look silly, as Twelve very rightfully says.
And obviously nothing says "Arcene's writing" like an incredibly hilarious and chaotic moment to write! The first time it was the car horn going off, and the other time was writing the 3rd Doctor finding them xD
Hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I loved writing this!
Coming from an AroAce (probably) who is surprisingly good at writing romance :D (And some of these might actually be from unreleased writing!)
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"Oh, you don't bite like you used to." (Twelvegado fic, with them fighting in the lab)
"And I am always, always, until the end of time, going to stand and hold and be there for you - I love you, Doctor. My Theta." (the red means I love you fic, Missy rushing back to the Doctor after murdering Simms)
"You never fail to make me smile." (The Museum Curators AU!!!)
"I want you to stay. Time and Space be damned." / "Run away with me." (They're both from the same fic) (Clara and Twelve)
"I have stared at you constantly. Like the...I don't know, seagulls look at chips like they're the most holy thing in the-" (The latest Jamie/Malcolm fic!)
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There's probably a bunch of other lines that I wrote in other situations.
BUT there's this one bit from a scene with Oppy and Twelve, WHICH ISN'T ROMANTIC BUT I LOVE IT.
"Why do you care about me, Doctor? After everything I've done-" Her shouting echoed painfully into his head.
"You really don't know?" He softly smiled.
(The Time Window scene never fails to fuck me up)
ANYWAY. Hope you enjoyed reading these! See you in the stars!
Hiya Gang! Got some more Twelve + Delgado shenanigans for you!
They're making out. Because someone decided it would be a good idea to steal the other's clothes.
Have fun with this, folks!
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The Doctor adjusted his yellow tie. It had been a few weeks since he began to let the Master - the original, you might say - into his life again. A few weeks, in fact, since he got chemically burnt in a fight with him, ending up with the Master's blood in his mouth and the Master gaining a....
Well, you could definitely say it was intimate.
He put on the grey suit jacket, doing up the buttons and attaching the daffodil pin he had acquired from Bill's pin collection (she had let him take it in return for one of his outer-space ones), before slowly strolling in.
The Master didn't notice at first, but as the Doctor's telepathic smugness came rushing in, he couldn't help but look up.
"What the..." The Master rolled his eyes playfully. "My dear Doctor, why on earth do you have my clothes on?"
"I thought they suited me. You had such good style back in the day." The Doctor shrugged, twisting and spinning around slowly, which seemed to captivate him.
"Oh, I think I fit them better, darling."
"Really, Master? Because right now you aren't actually wearing your usual-"
He was stopped by the Master pressing his lips against his, a chemical bond that strengthened as the Doctor tightly wrapped an arm around his waist.
They both went backwards into a bookshelf, a satisfied noise of amusement coming out of the Master before he started prying himself out of the vice-like grip the Doctor had him in.
Theta, allow me access out of you-
Koschei, you really didn't have to say that!
The Doctor loosened his arm, placing his hand on the Master's neck which allowed him to smirk and turn the tables so that the Doctor was against the bookshelf.
"Now, darling. You're mine now." He sensually muttered before slowly declothing the Doctor, tie first and then the jacket, whilst planting kisses on the Doctor's neck.
Unfortunately for him, the Doctor had tricks up his shirtsleeve. He grabbed hold of the Master's waist again, lowering them onto the ground so that he was on top of him.
"How do you like that-" The Doctor grinned, trying to snog him senseless again but then being forcefully moved so now he was the one getting pinned, shirt half-undone.
"You were never the smart one, Theta." The Master smirked yet again, before pulling the Doctor in for another kiss.
The Doctor managed to lean against a chair, so that the Master was now straddling him. After a few minutes, the Doctor let go of the connection in order to take a breather.
"Kosch, there are better ways of getting the clothes off of me. Better places, even-"
"It's just so...attractive, when it's in a non-traditional place."
"Well, we can go into a non-traditional place...the fucking wardrobe, per say, and you can get this off."
"And yet thou wilt tutor me for quarrelling!" The Master cackled, rolling off of the Doctor and getting up.
"Oh, you have no idea." The Doctor smiled, getting up and grabbing onto the Master's hand, kissing it softly.
"Oi, you copycat!" The Master shared the smile as they headed out of the library, ready to do...well, what lovers often do.
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Well, this was fun!
The pin mentions are now a new Headcanon of mine - Twelve likes pins as much as Six did, but instead of cats, it's outer-space style pins (despite how inaccurate he says they are)
The daffodil pin is a reference to the plastic daffodil invasion in Delgado's first story "Terror of the Autons".
"Theta, allow me access out of you-" - Probably one of the best euphemisms I've ever written (I don't think it beats out "Oh, you don't bite like you used to" from the last Twelvegado fic I wrote though)
And obviously there's a Romeo and Juliet reference, which not only is a reference to how the Doctor's now using euphemisms despite being against the Master saying one earlier, but also because in my flowershop AU (the sequel's coming, promise!), Delgado's human name is Romeo!
Anyway, hope you liked reading this! Tagging @clowns0cks as our lovely TwelveGado CEO, and see you in the stars!
hi!!!!!! I made a post about this already, if you want you can look around in my twelvegado tag too, sadly there's not much about them but I am very slowly getting more people into this ship and I will surely ramble more about them at some point I just need to get the twelvegado brain energy-bolt at the right time
