(Team Rocket are high on Shuckle juice)
Jessie: Don’t you feel all warm and fuzzy, guys?
James: Warm, and very fuzzy.
Butch: Warm as a Charmander, fuzzy as an Eevee.
Butch: That’s nice, Meowth.
Meowth: 😍 Especially when I think of you.
Butch: What’s wrong with your eyes, Meowth? They’re-
Meowth: They’re filled with love for you, Buzzy.
Meowth: I just wanna be near you!
Butch: Please don’t come any closer!
Butch: Hey, knock it off! *Meowth pounces on him, and licks his face* I may be a sucker, but I’m no lollipop! Stop it this instant!
Jessie: *feels a tongue on her hand* Huh? Don’t bother me while I’m warm and fuzzy, Meowth.
Meowth: I’m savin’ all my love for Buzzy-Wuzzy.
Butch: IT’S BUTCHIE-WUTCHIE!
Jessie: *sees a Shuckle with heart eyes on her hand, and shakes her arm* Get off me!
*they all look around, and find a whole group of lovestruck Shuckle*
Venus: Wha-wha-wha? WHAT’S HAPPENING?!?!
(The twerps see Team Rocket trying to run away from the horde, now bombarded by the lovey-dovey Pokemon)
Butch: Why won’t you get off me?!
Meowth: I gotta admit, I don’t understand it myself, Butchie-kins, my brain wants me to let go, but my gut tells me to keep hangin’ on!
Butch: *the Shuckle on his left hip pulls his shirt up from under his pants with its teeth; he screams with wide eyes and anime tears when it licks his belly button, and slumps down on the ground, face-down, with his butt in the air* I think we finally have been licked.
Meowth: *snaps out of his trance* Huh? Wow, I just woke up from a nightmare.
Cassidy: *holding a lovestruck Pikachu, as Meowth hops down to the ground* Oh, good; you’re back to your old, clueless self. So we can take Pikachu, and go.
Ash: You’re not going anywhere!
Butch: *holding the shiny Shuckle* Really? We have Pikachu and the Shuckle; how’re you going to stop us? *Shiny Shuckle sticks its head under his still-loosened shirt; he screams again when it licks his belly button, and he throws it in the air*
Ash: We gotta save that Shuckle!
Old Man Shuckle: Use your Vine Whip, Spoopy!
*Spoopy the Bellsprout saves the Shuckle, to Team Rocket’s dismay*
James: Now what’ll we do?
Venus: So what if we don’t have the Shuckle anymore? We still have their Pikachu, and it’s in love with Cassidy.
Ash: I think Pikachu’s feelings might’ve changed.
Pikachu: *looks up at Cassidy, angry and ready to attack*
Cassidy: Don’t... tell me Pikachu’s... back to normal.
Ash: I’m afraid so. Kiss ‘em goodbye, Pikachu!
*Pikachu strikes all 6 with Thunderbolt, sending them blasting off*
Jessie: Here we go again!
Butch: And no Shuckle Juice!