#twilight crack

[edtwilightlla]

Twilight crack I made mindlessly 😂😂

[dontcallmeanything-blah]

*Bella and Edward sitting in their meadow, just coexisting and enjoying the rare sunny weather*

Edward (thinking): Ugh, her lovely face is so pensive. What I would give to know what novel thoughts she must be musing. Perhaps she is finally considering ending our courtship due to the monstrosity that resides in my being in place of a soul.

Bella: *needed to sneeze and lost it*

[twilight-sagas]

"What if I'm not the heroine... What if I'm the annoying side character?"

Jessica Stanley has always had a not-so-secret crush on the aloof Edward Cullen. What happens when he finally starts to notice - and maybe even respond with his own furtive flirting - only for new student Bella Swan to breeze into town and upend Jessica's life?

AU where the actually flawed and quirky side character is the protagonist.

[clarks-letterman]

I drafted this on October 5th and tbh I still support this vision of supernatural bfs

[delioncourtzs]

“Are you team Edward or Jacob?” i’m team ‘Where was Jasper on January 6?’ idk about you guys tho

[hoesoflamentation]

acab except him <3 <3 <3

[iambrownandbrownie]

jacob Black's self saving system is the reason im alive today.

[officialsporkintheroad]

Twilight, except when Bella realizes that vampires, and especially Edward, find her scent mouthwatering, she decides to drench herself in Axe body spray on the daily as a deterrent