#twilightshitpost

[breakingisabella]

my favourite part of the day was when a dude at my corporate job asked me for the time and i showed him my phone instead of speaking bc i had my mouth full and he saw my lockscreen and left my presence without saying anything else

like ??? the power she has ??? she got a man to shut the fuck up and leave me alone ??? unheard of !!! i need this on a shirt !!!

[lapushwerewolves]

„what does Quil do“ stupid jokes most of the time

[breakingisabella]

bill condon owes me $23673258435753 in damages for making me look at a moustache-leas charlie swan in breaking dawn part one

[lapushwerewolves]

@edward how bout you get your stupid ass here??

i’m not getting younger

[twilightfiory]

[sparklybuildingsdesign88]

Alt scene in Twilight where Edward is mean vamp mugging those losers and they all run away, including Bella.

Edward: Well, I finally received the correct reaction from Bella, but the timing was not expected.

[sparklybuildingsdesign88]

Unpopular Opinion: Getting tired of all these "Stephenie Meyer named these poor poor characters after her family" hate threads. Like, there are characters in nearly every book who get the shit end of the straw, who are named for close people in the author's life. And not necessarily because those rl people suck, but maybe they do! Or maybe they don't. Stop singling out Twilight. It gets enough hate already. 🙄