#twissy au

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Glasgow Kiss Chapter 43....yes I can’t believe it either.

The dreaded evil plot bunnies have done it again, the crossover twissy pairing to end all pairings Malcolm Tucker x Janice McCann

Plot: It's Scottish independence referendum time and a last ditch opportunity for Mr Malcolm Tucker to claw back something resembling a career before it's too f****** late.

Shame nobody thought to warn him just what that would entail: kilts, haggis and a certain footballer's wife turned MP who it seems exists solely to drive him insane.

Rated mature for Malcolm prefered language choices aka blue

Day 265: The boardroom 5:30pm

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It was difficult not to clock watch and to feign attention, but Malcolm knew he had to try his best. Just a few more minutes as this damn meeting must surely be over. It had already overrun by a good twenty minutes and their CEO and CFO seemed too enamoured with the sound of their own voice right now. Normally such long winded self-congratulatory behaviour would amuse him, Malcolm entertained himself with composing in his head the type of replies he would want to give, if he wasn’t still on his best boardroom behaviour. Yet these were not normal circumstances.

Janice was in London, she had driven down with Jackie and his girlfriend from Scotland, primarily to help them move into their flat but she had promised to be free after 5pm and all his. By now Malcolm should be on his way to meet her, he had grand plans for tonight, especially since Janice wouldn’t be expected to meet her son for breakfast....

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Twissy AU: New room mate cooks alone for the first time and nearly burns the whole place down!

omg

let’s imagine this is like a university AU and co-ed dorms are a thing. or they both ID as non-binary and can room together bc of that. idk, whatever floats your boat. 

ok so Missy is obviously the one who can’t cook. she’s notorious for just ordering food bc “my time is too precious to waste on something like cooking, Thete, when I can have lesser people do it for me”

plus, Twelve is actually a pretty good at cooking? he’ll make them all this great food and then she’ll just order pizza or Thai and he’s like FOR FUCK’S SAKE and eventually forces her to stop

so she nearly burns the whole place down

the entire building gets evacuated and Twelve gets back from his class and is like “are you. fucking serious.” but he can’t be that mad because she’s in singed cat pyjamas and it’s just really fucking funny bc she looks so put out and he can’t stop laughing which only makes her more mad and indignant, this fucking nerd, his life would be so boring without her

[nearlywitxh]

YOU LOSE

YOU LOSE 

YOU LOSE

YOU LOSE 

YOU LOSE

[nearlywitxh]

it’s cold outside

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Glasgow Kiss Chapter 36:

Day 80: Glasgow 6.30pm ---/---

Going after her didn’t make him a stalker…it didn’t make him a manipulative ex either…at least that was what Malcolm was trying to convince himself because there was no force on earth that could have kept him from following a crying Janice anywhere. Janice fortunately for him hadn’t made it far, she had stormed out of the pub quickly but whatever wild energy had driven then now seemed to have dissipated, and she was ducked into the doorway of one of the many boarded up shops.

Edging closer Malcolm did nothing to try and hide his approach but he didn’t go out of his way to announce it either. Instead he reached into his pocket and pulled out, a rather tattered tissue, it looked like it had taken a round or two in the washing machine, still it was clean. When he was within arm’s length Malcolm offered Janice his rather meagre peace offering.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/3957469/chapters/27407022

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Glasgow Kiss: Chapter 37

---/--- Day 125: Casa McCann 7pm ---/---

Janice was tired but it was a good tired, the tired that came from a long day doing productive things, of being useful. She had done plenty of volunteering when wee Jackie had been younger, but that had all revolved around the PTA or the junior football league, and had normally involved her smiling blandly, whilst fundraising or giving out tea. This time she was getting her hands dirty, helping young mothers get back on their feet. Mary had pointed Janice in the local charity’s direction, when Janice had moaned about how no one wanted her; she couldn’t even give her help away.

Some days she was helping shift and sort the donations of children’s clothes and equipment. Others she was going out with one of the more experienced volunteers to carry out home visits. All of it made her feel useful, but more importantly she was being judged by what she did and not by what lies the press had printed about her.

Janice had eventually made some traction there as well, securing the services of an experienced libel solicitor who had forced several of the newspapers to print retractions. They may have been pitifully small when compared the original stories, but it gave Janice some sense of satisfaction, and it had stopped any new press intrusion.

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Purgatory: Book Three in the Doctors Smith and Saxon series

Chapter 2:

I miss you…

It was embarrassing for a writer; surely he should be able to come up with something better. Yet it seemed although Dr John Smith had gotten over his writers block with his novel writing, when it came to putting his own thoughts and feelings down on paper he still struggled. Still any words were better than none, even the rather pathetic effort he had so far.

John had promised Missy he would write soon….soon was such an unspecific term, but it did imply imminently rather than eventually, days rather than weeks.

He had managed to keep up with his revisions for the book at least, so Douglas wasn’t hounding him. That left John free to pursue his other project.

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A03 http://archiveofourown.org/works/11483055/chapters/26104350

Or

FFNet https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12569252/2/Purgatory-Book-Three-in-the-Doctors-Smith-Saxon-series