Can we get NSFW Two Time and reader headcanons? He's so freaky, I like him 🙏
Two Time x Reader
An: i know you asked for NSFW headcanons, but uh, I felt generous so I included my general headcanons list- both SFW and NSFW. Enjoy ○>○
SFW and NSFW Two Time Headcanons:
(It's kind of a character rant lowk...)
Cw: Angst, mature themes, (eventual) NSFW content, NOT PROOF READ..
SFW (ish):
So, first things first, dating Two Time is extremely chaotic, and if I'm being perfectly honest, probably not the healthiest.
Two Time has very dangerous tendencies, directed at both you and themself, because they're, y'know, kind of insane
I'm VERY aware that there is more to Two Time's character than just insane twink or whatever, trust me, it's very complicated stuff with multiple layers, and I really don't want to get into allat right now, but my point still stands
A relationship with Two Time WILL come with problems!!!
You're going to have to be in charge of making sure they take care of themself. This includes their: hygiene, mental state, and overall health
I also believe that they're not fully over Azure yet, and might never be, so if you're dating them, you're gonna have to deal with that
(Has probably called you Azure at least once before. 50/50 chance that it was at least somewhat intentional.)
Uh... into some lighter stuff...
Two Time definitely runs cold. I say this with like 99% accuracy
They're probably also deficient in some sort of vitamin
(It's probably iron or smt, please make sure they take their gummy vitamins every day 😓)
Oh, and they also don't know how to cook. I'm pretty sure it's canon that, and I quote:
The voices start talking to them when they pick up the knife.
Or something along those lines.
If they do know how to cook, you should not trust them to.
Oh, and Two Time probably hasn't tried that many foods.
I say this because of that one interaction with Elliot, where they mention not really eating Pizza much.
I know it's not a direct confirmation, but like, it's a bit implied, right?
So yes, take them out to dinner and let them try new foods. They will appreciate it. Wine and dine them.
I am a firm believer that Two Time retained a good amount of the random flora trivia that Azure yapped about back when they were dating, and you now bear the burden of listening to Two Time yap about it in the present day
Sometimes will ramble about these facts while holding you close to them and getting ready to go to bed
Two Time doesn't really have a preference for being the big or little spoon, so long as you're touching them in some way.
But if they end up being the little spoon, please run your fingers through their hair. They can't get enough of it <3
Do they get jealous? Probably. At least every once in a while.
They know you know better than to go off and leave them, and most of the time, when they're jealous, it's mainly them getting irritated at the other party
I mean, they aren't exactly secretive about dating you, and they will not hesitate to drop hints towards the other party or just straight up tell them that you are very much taken.
It doesn't really come from a place of insecurity, I think. Probably more or less just because they are possesive
Uh, random headcanon, but I think Two Time listens to Jack Stauber, Penelope Scott, and maybe even ICP.
Do these bands exist in the forsaken universe? Idk, but if they did, Two Time would fw them
(Source: trust me bro)
NSFW:
They definitely have at least some experience.
Two Time and Azure 100% have, at the very least, dabbled in sexual activities before. (Freaks)
Oh yeah and I HC them as AMAB, BTW.
Eight times out of ten, Two Time is the one with the dominant position
I can't exactly explain why, but I know it has something to do with how little control they had over everything back when they were in the cult
Also because they, as I've already stated, are a FREAK.
Gets up to some of the most diabolical, down-bad, goon-worthy shit. (I'm so sorry.)
On the rare occasion that they are the sub, they are the most whiney, desperate, pathetic sub out there.
They need you to touch them, to fuck them until they can't think straight (or maybe even pass out.)
Like it's BAD bro
They probably cry a little, im not gonna lie
Oh yeah and they WILL mention the Spawn while fucking you
(Yes, the [SPAWN] stays on during sex.)
Two Time probably never shuts up during sex :/
Whether that be them saying random things to turn you on or just them moaning into your ear
If you want them to stop talking, you have to shove your fingers into their mouth or fuck them until their overstimulated.
(Overstimulation only works 40% of the time. The other 60% of the time, they just blabber more, only now it's borderline incoherent or nonsensical.)
I feel like Two Time would probably leave some sort of mark on you
It might be an unintentional scratch mark or a hickey, but you're probably not getting out of that unmarked
If you asked them not to, they'd listen, or at least leave the mark somewhere easy to cover up, like on your chest or inner thigh
Also this guy is HORNY. If you don't fuck them enough, they will probably jerk off to you in the bathroom or closet.
They have probably jerked off to the scent of your clothing, too.
Two Time is up for whatever kinks you are
I think some of their biggest kinks are:
Praise/Degradation
Orgasm Denial
Okay. So
I think Two Time definitely enjoys degrading you and being degraded
Its kind of natural for them
Will not hesitate to call you desperate or a slut while pounding into you
BUT
They absolutely love being praised by you
If you ever praise them, telling them how good they're making you feel or how good they're being
Uhg, they will just melt on the spot
Eats that UP
Oh yeah and they like denying your orgasm because of course they do
They like how needy you get
I feel like if they were to ever partake in exhibitionism, it would only be partial
Like somewhere Semi-public. (Ex, open windows, closets, you know the drill.)
I honestly can't see them fully going for it in public.















