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(In the Spirit of @howlingday's RU-JA-GUN-CON, and my own Jaune Gets a Gun Au I present... )

"Jaune Gets An Upgrade AU" Day One - (Tail-Gear [1/2])

Ren and Jaune shied away from several of the booths... at least those few he had fallen on when he was transformed into a 23 foot tall plate mail clade knight. The pair choosing caution as the opportune tactic when faced with so many angry glares, as vendors tried to salvage what they could.

Jaune: That could have gone better...

Ren: True.

Jaune: But that was so...

Ren: No, Jaune. Just no.

Jaune: I was just going to say it was cool.

Ren: No you were going to lead into going back to purchase it. You need to look around... you may find something that suits you and your skills... better.

Jaune: Nora would have let me...

Ren: WHICH is why she is not escorting you.

Ren stopped suddenly and looked around. Jaune also stopped and watched his friend and teammates actions.

Jaune: Ren? Is something wrong?

Ren: I'm... I'm just getting this feeling that we're being watched.

(Image sourced via Google - Twoearle "Ginna be the twin tail")

????: Yes. They're perfect. Absolutely brimming with multiple attribute powers!

Jaune: Now that you mention it...

The unseen figure pulled two similar looking armbands from her pockets. One in red. The other in blue.

????: Now wait for my chance...

Ren: Maybe we should go find the others?

Jaune: I mean we could, but what's the wor...

Ren: DON'T SAY IT!!!

CLICK! CLICK!

????: Yes! Remnant will now be safe! TAIL ON!

Ren / Jaune: ...

The pair of young men vanished in brilliant flash of light...

Jaune: WHAT THE HELL!!!

Ren: ...

????: Welcome Tail Red and Tail Blue. I am Twoearle your advisor in all things related to Tail Gear. Time is short a great... AHHHHH!!!

Ren grabbed the silver grey haired woman by the shoulders and started to roughly shake her.

Ren: TURN ME BACK!!!

Twoearle: PPPLLLEEEAAASSSEEE SSSTTTOOOPPP!

Jaune: Ren calm down!

Ren: Calm down! I'm now a girl! This will RUIN EVERYTHING between me and Nora!!!

Jaune: ...

Twoearle: JJJUUUSSSTTT SSSAAAYYY TTTAAAIIILLL OOOFFFFFF!

Jaune: Tail Off?

In a flash of light Jaune was back to normal. AT the sight of his friend and team leader once again a male. Ren stopped shaking Twoearle...

Ren: TAIL OFF!!!

In another flash of light Ren reverted back to his male form, and held out his arm.

Ren: Twoearle was it?

Twoearle: Yes.

Ren: Take it off.

Twoearle: Um... you see...

Ren: You can't can you?

Jaune: Seriously?

Twoearle: Sorry? Once Tail Gear bonds with someone it will not be separated from that person until such time as it senses a worthy successor... and even then it needs to be modified...

Ren: Let's go Jaune.

Jaune: Ren?

Ren: We. Are. Leaving.

Twoearle: Wait! What about your destined mission?? You were chosen for a reason!

Ren grabbed Jaune by his wrist and stalked off dragging the goofy blond behind him leaving a stunned Twoearle behind.

[mogai-headcanons]

Souji Mitsuka and Tail Red from Gonna be the Twin-Tail!! are in a system-partnership and collectively identify as a femme polyamorous hyperaesthetic lesbian arospec chameleoromantic sex-repulsed quoisexual altersex angenital genderfluid transfemasc hypergirl cutecollector redgender affectugender hyperniac fixigender aslidegender blurisysgender detragender age regressor with OSDD-1, ADHD, bulimia, bipolar disorder, schizoaffective disorder, social anxiety, panic disorder, dysphoria, hypersexuality, and pyromania, and they use he/him, she/her, they/them, e/em, red/reds, twintwil/twintails, fire/fires, and love/loves pronouns!

They’re in a relationship with Aika Tsube, an autistic futch romance-favorable uniromantic iamvanoromantic bisexual intersex bigender transmasculine demigirl bluegender musicgender lovecoric autigender person with psychosis, ASPD, bipolar disorder, obsessive love disorder, anger issues, and intrusive thoughts who uses she/her, they/them, and blue/blues pronouns! Souji/Tail Red are also in a QPR with Erina Shindou, a butch queerplatonic ductuaffectian sapphic homoflexible chameleoromantic sex-favorable pansexual intersex agender librafluid yellowgender tarnsneutral age regressor with CPTSD, BPD, DPD, and sexual masochism disorder who uses she/her, they/them, ae/aer, and yellow/yellows pronouns!

Sakuragawa Mikoto is an autistic demiromantic sapphic panromantic mspec gay asexual angenital cassgender transneutral femspike autigender maidgender alexmogender nihilgender person with dysthymia and DPDR who uses they/them and maid/maids pronouns, experiences diauamoric and familial attraction to Erina, and is like an older sibling to yellow! Twoearle is an autistic polyamorous arospec omnisexual sex-favorable placiosexual caebasexual gendervoid demigirl quoiboy whitegender autigender person with hyperestrogenism, PTSD, depression, and hypersexuality who uses she/her, fae/faer, and twintail/twintails pronouns!

Souji/Tail Red and Twoearle are in a polycule with Dark Grasper, an autistic polyamorous aroace sapphic agenital bigender gendervoid genderqueer darkgender lovecoric caedgender nonbinary agender foggender nyctogender purplegender autigender unlabeled birl with dyslexia and BPD who uses she/her, he/him, xe/xem, dark/dark, and glasses/glasses pronouns!

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"Jaune Gets a Gun AU" Gonna be the Twin-Tail : Tail-Yellow

Inspired by @howlingday's weapon posts.

Jaune was moping as Ruby, with a tight grip upon his wrist, dragged him away from "the Adorable Rocket Launcher" that he was willing to collect Thirty Thousand cereal box tops to purchase.

????: Just who I was looking for!

Ruby stopped in her tracks and turned towards the source of that musical cheery voice, causing Jaune to collide with her, sending them to the floor in a tangle of limbs.

????: Oh my! Are you two okay?

Jaune and Ruby quickly recovered, returning to their feet and dusting themselves off with embarrassed looks etched on their faces.

Jaune: We're fine. Thank you for asking.

Ruby: Who are you, and why were you looking for me?

Twoearle: I'm Towearle, (Points at Jaune) and I was actually addressing him.

Jaune: Me? Why me?

Twoearle: I can see great potential in you... potential that this world and the universe needs to save it from disaster!

Jaune: (Stunned) Ah... okay? Thanks?

Ruby: What are you trying to sell him?

Twoearle: Sell? What are you talking about?

Jaune: Um, we're at a gun show. All around us are booths selling various weapons, mostly guns.

Twoearle: (Looks around) So we are.

Ruby eyes the silver haired woman, who by Ruby's estimation could give Yang a run for the Biggest Bust Championship. But that aside, she was starting to get very suspicious... and cautious, considering how she let Jaune enlist.

Ruby: So...

Twoearle: Yes?

Jaune: Um, what are you selling? I don't see a booth.

Twoearle: I don't have one!

Ruby: Then how...?

Twoearle: I'm not selling anything, I was looking for you, Mr Arc.

Jaune: How do you know...?

Twoearle: I know everything about you. I've been watching you for...

Ruby: (screamed as she grabbed Jaune about his wrist) STRANGER DANGER!

Twoearle: (acting as fast as Ruby, grabbing Jaune by his other wrist) Wait! This is vital that I give him...

Jaune: Ow.

Ruby: Cooties! You're trying to give my Bestie Cooties!

Twoearle: What, are you twelve?

Jaune: Ow.

Ruby: (Turning about to glare at Twoearle) Fifteen, if you must know!

Twoearle: I want to give Jaune this!

Jaune: What is this?

Twoearle: It's a key to unlocking you're true...

Ruby: (Knocks the bracelet to the floor) It's a cheap knockoff piece of crap jewellery, that's what it is. Listen to me Jaune she's trying to seduce you!

Twoearle: I am not! (Blushes) Though, if he would like to show his appreciation for the gift I am giving him, I wouldn't resist.

Ruby: We NEED and adult!

Twoearle: I am an adult!

Jaune shook both his hands trying to get the feeling back as Twoearle and Ruby got nose to nose with each other. Jaune shook his head and then reached down and picked up the bracelet. He had to admit it wasn't much, but it did look kind of futuristic. Shrugging his shoulders as Ruby and Twoearle continued to growl at each other, he put it on.

Jaune: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Ruby and Twoearle instantly stopped glaring at each other and turned to look at Jaune...

Jaune: What the F...!!!

Ruby: Swear Ja... JAUNE!

Twoearle: It worked!

Jaune: I have boobs! Why do I have boobs? Why do I sound like this? What happened?

Ruby took a moment to truly absorb what she was seeing. Her best friend. Her first friend at Beacon was no longer who he should be. In his place stood a young woman... she was so screwed.

Twoearle: You unlocked the power of your tail-gear.

Jaune: Tail-gear?

Twoearle: Yes, tail-gear!

Jaune: What is tail-gear, exactly?

Twoearle: It's attribute boosting armour and weapon systems that will make you the hero...er... heroine you've always wanted to be!

Jaune: But I just was looking for a gun!

Twoearle: Tail-Yellow... your whole body is now a gun.

Jaune: Huh?

Twoearle: See that target over there?

Jaune: The one that looks like a Beowulf?

Twoearle: Yes. Now concentrate and will yourself to shoot it.

Jaune: Will myself?

Twoearle: Yes.

Jaune: Okay.

Jaune: AWESOME!!!!!!

The screaming of people, as they dove for cover, pulled Ruby from her thoughts.

Rudy: Jaune NO! Don't let her seduce you!

(Need some input on how to end this one. If anyone could be so kind... feel free to add to it.)

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