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TEXT ✉ SAM ⇄ BRITTANY

SAM: [marked as read]

[a moment later in rapid succession]

SAM: UM.

SAM: UMM.

SAM: UMMM.

SAM: BRITTANY?????????????????????????? BRITT??????????

SAM: I DON'T THINK YOU MEANT TO SEND THIS TO ME??? I'M NOT SANTANA??????????? YOU'RE SENDING NUDES TO SANTANA????????

SAM: WE NEED TO GET MY NAME AWAY FROM SANTANA'S ON YOUR PHONE. I CAN NEVER UNSEE THIS???

SAM: OH MY GOD. WELL AT LEAST WE KNOW FOR SURE NOW THAT I'M ALSO 100% INTO BOOBS?????????? I MEAN I STOPPED WATCHING STAR WARS.

Text ✉ Brittany

Sam: Okay, Britt. There's something I've been meaning to ask you about.

Text ✉ Brittany

Sam: Britt, did you make it home okay?

Text ✉ Brittany

Sam: Britt, don't shoot the messenger, okay?

Text ✉ Brittany

Sam: CODE MARSHMALLOW.

Text ✉ Brittany

Sam: Okay, we're alive, wi-fi is on, and if you get this text then that means the cell towers are working. That's probably all a good sign, right?

Text ✉ Brittany

Sam: Hey, you.

Sam: Everything okay between you and Santana?

Text ✉ Brittany

Sam: You swore on Beyonce, Brittany S. Pierce.

Sam: We have a code, I don't even know.

Sam: What's the code for Santana wants me dead?

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