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Santa got me an oiled up fat boy for christmas
things i want for christmas....
- slippers. my feet are fuckin freezing
- a lip scrub bc im crusty
- 1 sugar cookie because if i have more than one i break out in rashes
- snake plant because i kill anything high maintenance
- fuzzy socks...
- underwear that doesn’t have holes in it
Dear, Pew. Ho ho ho ho I am Santa. I am knocking you out with my jolly Christmas sleepy time crowbar. Go to sleep.
With all his jolliness, Saint Nicholas.
LMAO😭😭😭 CHRISTMAS TIME SLEEPY CROWBAR JELP?????
i was so excited to tell my mom that christmas shopping will be so easy this year because i've got my amazon wishlist going
almost sent it to her and then realized
i suppose i should make a separate one for her that does not include sex toys
