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Tyler: Name a more iconic duo than my anxiety and my crippling fear of abandonment.

Ajax: Wednesday and Enid.

Wednesday and Enid: *scheming across the quad*

Tyler:

Tyler: You’re not wrong.

Tyler: Dude, what happened to your room?

Ajax: What? What is it?

Tyler: Why is it covered in pink and glitter?

Ajax: Oh. That's Enid. She thought it looked good-

Tyler: No dude! You're a guy! You should talk to her about this! Its like a man never lived here!

Ajax: Oh ok, ok. I talk to her. *fists bumps*

Wednesday: Tyler, hurry up we're going shopping.

Tyler: Be right there sweetums~

Ajax: *squints*

Tyler: A totally different situation.

Ajax: Why does Tyler always do the laundry so loudly?

Wednesday: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.

Tyler, in the distance: * slams the washing machine shut*

Therapist: What seems to be upsetting you?

Tyler: He's always using common phrases incorrectly.

Ajax: Cry me a table, Tyler.

*Tyjax, texting

Ajax: bone jaw

Tyler: what

Ajax: bone jaw

Tyler: what do you mean

Ajax: bone jaw. its french for hello, dumbass

Tyler: ???

Tyler: no it is NOT. Dude we've been through this, i told you I'm half french

Tyler and Ajax eating on a restaurant

Random waitress: What a cute couple, what can I get for you?

Tyler: oh! Actually we're not- we're not dating.

Ajax:

Tyler:...I'll have the pasta. What about you man?

Ajax: What? Am I not good enough for you or something??!

Tyler, whispering: We are not having this conversation again !

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