Tyler: Name a more iconic duo than my anxiety and my crippling fear of abandonment.
Ajax: Wednesday and Enid.
Wednesday and Enid: *scheming across the quad*
Tyler:
Tyler: You’re not wrong.

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Tyler: Name a more iconic duo than my anxiety and my crippling fear of abandonment.
Ajax: Wednesday and Enid.
Wednesday and Enid: *scheming across the quad*
Tyler:
Tyler: You’re not wrong.
Tyler: Dude, what happened to your room?
Ajax: What? What is it?
Tyler: Why is it covered in pink and glitter?
Ajax: Oh. That's Enid. She thought it looked good-
Tyler: No dude! You're a guy! You should talk to her about this! Its like a man never lived here!
Ajax: Oh ok, ok. I talk to her. *fists bumps*
Wednesday: Tyler, hurry up we're going shopping.
Tyler: Be right there sweetums~
Ajax: *squints*
Tyler: A totally different situation.
Ajax: Why does Tyler always do the laundry so loudly?
Wednesday: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.
Tyler, in the distance: * slams the washing machine shut*
Therapist: What seems to be upsetting you?
Tyler: He's always using common phrases incorrectly.
Ajax: Cry me a table, Tyler.
*Tyjax, texting
Ajax: bone jaw
Tyler: what
Ajax: bone jaw
Tyler: what do you mean
Ajax: bone jaw. its french for hello, dumbass
Tyler: ???
Tyler: no it is NOT. Dude we've been through this, i told you I'm half french
Tyler and Ajax eating on a restaurant
Random waitress: What a cute couple, what can I get for you?
Tyler: oh! Actually we're not- we're not dating.
Ajax:
Tyler:...I'll have the pasta. What about you man?
Ajax: What? Am I not good enough for you or something??!
Tyler, whispering: We are not having this conversation again !