#tylertext

[loxley-blair-lockhart]

Accidental msg

@tylermagnusenvest

{17:35} /nude mirror selfie/

{17:36} lol that was for pipes soz

{17:36} you loved it anyway

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Text || Tyler & Delia

Tyler: There needs to be a guy equivalent to an engagement ring.

Tyler: I mean, short of wearing your panties over my face there's no way for people to know I'm off the market.

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Text || Tyler & Delia

Tyler: You know how you wore that skirt to class today?

Tyler: I've spent the past twenty minutes trying to convince myself not to come sit next to you and finger bang you under your desk.

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Text @ Delia

Tyler: Can you skip your classes on Thursday?

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Text || Tyler & Aunt Marion

Tyler: Can I still be your nephew in law if we get married?

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All texts (Tyler)

✉ for an 2 AM text

Guy on subway just peed on my foot.  Sometimes I hate NY. 

✘ for an unsent text

Is it too soon to ask you to move in?

☠ for a threatening message

I'm going to fucking fuck your ass without permission if I catch you listening to that shit Caleb left on your voicemail one more time.

❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

I had a dream that I introduced you to my mom.  Woke up confused because it felt so real, but happy, because she spent the second half of the dream talking about what a good daughter in law you would make.

♣ for a drunk message

I invented a new letter that comes after Q, it's name is Boozle and it looks like boobs with spades for nipples.

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Open Text || Tyler &

Tyler: Need. Alcohol. Now.

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Open Text || Tyler &

Tyler: No but seriously.

Tyler: You can't send me pictures like that and not tell me who the other girl is.