#typosting

[royal-we-collective]

WHY DOES COMPASS KEEP THIS CAR SO DAMN HOT OMG (<- compass is a reptile)

[the-royal-we-reblogs]

I am definitely, totally, 100% frontstuck again

for those of you just joining us the last time I got frontstuck I got us a new piercing

[soft-puppy-boyfriend]

Experiencing a Schrödinger's coworker situation where they are both at work and not at work until they actually show up for their shift because I don't know if they were supposed to start at 11.15 or 11.45

[patchinit]

Like Real People Do gotta be played at my wedding

[remedio-001]

at times i am such a child

filled with only silly thoughts

im sure that i annoy you

make you angry sometimes

and you are so so sweet for never showing it

my big strong sweet guy

[tricky-xcx]

Got permission to post this BUT HSFJDKHFJDK @fembothembo​​

Yeah he’s called the ONCEler for a reason he will only exist ONCE

[royal-we-collective]

Am I blaming her? Yes because its her fault

[the-royal-we-reblogs]

Yeah I like making funny comics so what

"Is it because humor is your coping mechanism"

NO its because I'm NATURALLY FUNNY SHUT UP