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[tricky-xcx]

Last Edited, August 22nd, 2025

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*Any ask-box messages that I am uncomfortable with answering, or that are just plain rude/hateful will be deleted upon receipt.

I'm Patrick! Welcome to my blog! I’m 20 and I’m gay and arospec.

I don't have a DNI just don't be a dick to me or anyone else and we're good.

I don't use Tumblr very often anymore but the fandoms that have me in a current chokehold would be: Dan and Phil, The Amazing Digital Circus, , and Yellowjackets.

[dyketanyl]

real conversation from 2009

[ozempicofficial]

[lycanshelby]

Starting a collection

[unyieldingsilence]

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[thingsarentgood]

Everyone in Mary's life was trying to keep her stagnant and obeying. Her mother wouldn't let her leave the house by her own strict rules, Clark wouldn't let her leave the kitchen until she said what he wanted her to, the async scientists wouldn't let her go because of the information she could provide. Her whole life was basically just being stuck in the backrooms of everyone else's creation.

[anarqueeen]

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

[anarqueeen]

why is this the one

[ranidaee]

Hi. Can we just talk about how Clark treated Barbara's still life? Like the way he handled her body and commented stuff on "how she never learns" and "I've went over this before" (when asking her to turn the lights off)? Like how he ripped her hair off, ripped a part of a memory of hers essentially, just to put it on Mary's head for her to handle him?

CAN WE talk about how Barbara's still life was the only one to react with horror, running and screaming to a corner, trying to escape, when Captain Clark appeared in the room? How she's only a fragmented memory, but that memory still held fear?

I'm not trying to say Clark was a horrible man, no. But he is no saint and even if the movie didn't give us much about Clark and Barbara's relationship, it surely indicated what dinamic they had.

[br0nzeastronaut]

who up backing their rooms

[thingsarentgood]

Clark saying the creatures don't feel anything and then later in the same scene the woman anomaly is seen attempting to run away from the pirate, seemingly in fear. Something something devaluation of life seen as different than him.

[borf-borfs]

reading reviews and tags of backrooms (2026) makes me so fucking angry omfg. did the message go over everyone’s head????? cycles of abuse????? the immorality of the psychiatric and medical systems???? the horrors of being a woman in patriarchal society???? the horrors of being an abuse victim trying to navigate the world?????? the consequences of trying to ‘fix people’, especially men as a woman, and especially abusers as a survivor????? how trying to fix the abusive system you live under using the tools of that same system doesn’t work??????? how destructive enabling abusive behaviour, even as part of healing to ‘fix’ an abuser, can be????? is anyone listening or do you only care about the random white man!???!?!!!?????

[emolgana]

incredible stuff happening out there

[pukicho]

There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.

[thefoxboy]

@evilwizard

[evilwizard]

don’t involve me in this…

[kilgarraghforever]

@theshitpostcalligrapher ?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[dragon-in-spirit]

@teaboot ?

[teaboot]

☹️

[littedemon]

@derinthescarletpescatarian ?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Ask the cookie clicker guy

[mugknife]

For block list maybe

Uh @thebibliosphere is a best selling author think that counts?

[thebibliosphere]

Over my undead body.

[haydenthewitch]

"the gang's all here" ass post except none of you want to be here XD

[the-haiku-bot]

“the gang’s all here” ass

post except none of you want

to be here XD

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[diphowell]

What is your favorite old tweet or message from Dan and Phil?

i’m so glad you asked but i’m going to cheat badly cause i have chosen a few from each major platform from the beginning because they’re all so important to me. i’m sure you understand.

^these last three up here being the same day goddddd

they fell into it hard and fast

[tricky-xcx]

"I'm mad at you"

What about "I'm happy at you"? Huh? What about "I'm joyful at you"? Or even "I'm excited at you"? Where's the joys and positivity. Where the whimsy

[liphanne]

A while ago I made this chart, 15 episodes later and I though it was time for an updated version

Results: 30 episodes in and Dan is two ahead. This can mostly be attributed to episode 27, the Richard special. The episode before that they were equal.

Extra info:

episode 12 , 23 and 27 included an extra Richard on the Patreon, this data is also included

Episode 17, Dan mentions wanting to get equal on the chart (and my chart gets included in the podcast), after this they manage to change who cranks Richard every episode up to episode 27

Episode 27 is the Richard special

Under the cut I have included a line graph showing the progression of the head to head over time

[thatsthat24]

Correct sentence structure is everything 💄

[girldan-pip]

i'm putting together a team

[insomniac-ink]

2009 version

[ditaism]

does dan know he doesn't Have to look at phil when posing for stuff