#uhidk rant

[sulionfren]

Oh no it’s this one

OH MY GOD THATS AWFUL

I love the faces Steven used to make

She was gonna fuckin bonk pearl

“No it’s funny!” “How?” “Uhh..”

Awe he’s trying so hard

FACES

His hair 🥰

“Which way to the baby war?”

:(( aw steven

Onion 😂

What age is he now? After suf or like right between?

Danny devito?

Sadie

HAHAHA STEVEN

MÖNCH

oh damn

Aaaah he s so old

Imagine seeing your guardian figure cry over you dying and them fighting

GARNET NO

“I thought violence.. would be the answer.”

He fixes himself by trying to fix them

“But I wasted your time” :((((

“And only occasionally obnoxious” pearl no

Wait wasn’t this also one of those flashbacks?

Baby!

[sulionfren]

This entire episode is just one big fight

Pearl it’s a game

Fighting

They downplay each other so much :(

THE BEETLES!!!!!

Steven get that rock outta your mouth

“Steven, be sure to keep the harmony”. They should keep it, he’s baby

STEVEN JR!

Same Steven

Having to to make them get along..

She just chucked him

Actual fear in their eyes

*hes sweating probably terrified*

Here comes more arguments

aw steven it’s not your fault

:( Steven jr

Arguing

Judging her style

Steven is literally crying

😂😂 booooones maybe

Bruuuh I wonder if they ever took all these gems

YAY OPAL TIME MY FAVE

HER VOICE GIVES ME GOOSEBUMPS

Oh yeah here we go hot lesbian bow and arrow time

Awwwe

Arguing :(

Steven fixing it

You will be :))))))

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Sandals warm the heart

‘Amethyst you’re making me look bad”

Garnets so hot

*just drops steven*

Um yo I wish I could win something like that

“Tell my wife I’m sorry!”

Same amethyst

We all know that ruby and sapphire were both equally obsessed with that game

*steven doing whatever*

Money is fake

Bones?

Scary, once again, for him

He probably feels like this is somehow his fault..

Hey the first time we see her three eyes

Onions getting a free show outa this 😂

Stronk

Wow hot

[sulionfren]

10/10 acting skills, Steven

😂 amethyst

Sweat

LION!

LION TIME LION TIME LION TIME

I love how steven just .. talks to lion 😊

Dream big Steven

Arguments

The glowing eyes

😂😂amethyst

Lava insurance

“Now we can do everything best friends do!” Wanting friends...

Bones

Skills

“Stevens pregnant?!” “Ah, I don’t think so.”

Onions piiiiissed

Oh he MAD

Steven being hurt

“Welcome to shrug city, P” 😂😂😂😭

This is once again probably terrifying to Steven

LION I LOVE YOU

GET IT LION

*chuckles nervously because he feels like it’s his fault (?)*

Pearls laughin a bit TOO hard at that ‘kept amethyst’ joke

Wink

[sulionfren]

Uhhhh What?

*them not listenening to him when he’s in ‘trouble ’*

*fighting*

Um he literally slept like that?

Ronaldo?

Knows the pain that Ronaldo probably is in

Bones

She sounds like she’s lying to herself about wrestling.. oh wait that’s right

Venting about guardian figures

Awe she looks genuinely excited

“I don’t care!” 😳

Is she actually breaking these people??

Dude she iiiis

Booooooo *trash*

Oh no

:((((((

Aw he was just trying to have fun

Oh he said •n•

“I feel how I wanna feel” Amethyst NO

“They’ll way you kids”

Awww he’s so sad that’s awful

I love his fucking art!

Circus of violence

Fighting

Oh she mad

Oh physical anger

Um once again to watch your guardian figures fight like that ..

Lmao Sadie I love you

Uh oh he really is trying to fix this

Good job playing along tho pearl and garnet

Sadies like ‘Lars that’s a child WE know’

At least they kinda apologized

[sulionfren]

Ok waking up to that was also probably traumatizing

Diamond eyes

Garbets posing in warp again

Awe he’s so excited

Hurt bones

“I’m fine! I’m good!”

Sounds terrified by butterflies

*reassuring again*

Thema some big ass strawberries

Why thank you temple

Shy guy

Bones

The teacups being brought up

He looked actually worried

Um TERRIFYING

Garnets so hot

Scream

‘It’s fine I’m fine don’t worry about meeeee’

Um scary once again he nearly got stabbed

STEVEN RUN

“Hehehe yeah that.. was , I pretty close one..”

Bruh he literally passes out from fear

Pearl 🙄

His faces

Once again something that he feels is his fault

“Nap?”

Hearing people you look up to say ,”this is a death trap!”

Aw at least he’s talking about his problems

Garnets so hot

Pearl trying to explain even tho steven did

Bones

He probably got hurt

Amythest sounded sarcastic

Butterflies

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Oh yeah it’s Connie time

Just out for a ride 😳

Oh steven, you don’t ride a bike in the sand

Connie not given a single SHIT about Steven

AWW STEVEN

Pffft you guuys

Funky flow!!

Aweee practicing

Omfg she would’ve died if he wasn’t there

*fixes glasses* [monotone] Connie

ACAB

LARS 😂😂

Aw I love Sadie

[monotone] they’re crazy about each other

*tries immediately to make Connie feel better*

Same Connie

Onion ❤️

Nice art steven

Lips

😂the feckin boat

Tons of mistakes happen here very day

“What happens after the bubble pops?!”

“We’ll be free!”

Oh fuck I would literally be having a panic attack fuck the ocean

*awkward laugh*

Same Connie

Uh oh

*venting*

Oh sad

OMFG CRYING

I LOVE THEIR RELATIONSHIP OMG AAH I LOVE WATCHING IT BLOOM ALL OVER AGAIN

*steven fixes his mistake*

*awkward sigh again*

Probably terrifying to him doing that

Hanmds

Diamond eyes

“Really? You mean it?”

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Aw helpin his dad

Father-son bonding

*is immediately like ‘ok’ when Greg tells him to do something*

Greg being uncomfortable with all their “magic” stuff

Don’t worry steven you’ll .. shapeshift one day

Whomp whomp

Oh god here we go

Uncomfortable again

Steven just wanting his dad to be proud or somethin

LARS FUCKIN GOD SHUT UP

oh no

😂omfg fryman

Ewwwwwwwww

“No it’s not! It’s natural!” 😳

Oh god first actual Ronaldo interaction

“Need some help?” “Nah it’s good” uhhhh steven

“Uuhhh it’s nothing.” Steven

At least he talked about his problem

Oh no

He’s freaking out

Hey it’s that flash back

The music :(

He’s probably worried ‘he’ might hurt his dad

“I’m a monster” AAAAAH (still not over it)

The MUSIC

yeah he’s pretty freaked out

I don’t think he told them that they overtook his body ... he’s just like “yup I fixed it there’s no problem”

‘Good ol’ joking steven’